In the beginning was the Logos and the Logos was God.

[sunheart]

[sunheart]

Your friend gets meta glasses. How do you react?

Hey dude now we match! Aren't these glasses so useful?

Idk, they're fine. Little clunky looking but whatever.

Creepy. Weird. I hope they don't do anything nefarious with them.

Arrest me NOW before I commit a crime.

I'm blind & bald from eating vanilla extract and can't see their glasses

Remaining time: 21 hours 39 minutes

[sunheart]

Apparently now this includes apple airpods!! Because who wouldn't need their earphones to have cameras!!

Glad y'all are pro privacy at least let's stick together boys

[sunheart]

SMART CAMERA CONTACT LENSES? I'M-

[sunheart]

Your friend gets meta glasses. How do you react?

Hey dude now we match! Aren't these glasses so useful?

Idk, they're fine. Little clunky looking but whatever.

Creepy. Weird. I hope they don't do anything nefarious with them.

Arrest me NOW before I commit a crime.

I'm blind & bald from eating vanilla extract and can't see their glasses

Remaining time: 21 hours 39 minutes

[sunheart]

Apparently now this includes apple airpods!! Because who wouldn't need their earphones to have cameras!!

Glad y'all are pro privacy at least let's stick together boys

[bruzum]

[brapclinic]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[sunheart]

Your friend gets meta glasses. How do you react?

Hey dude now we match! Aren't these glasses so useful?

Idk, they're fine. Little clunky looking but whatever.

Creepy. Weird. I hope they don't do anything nefarious with them.

Arrest me NOW before I commit a crime.

I'm blind & bald from eating vanilla extract and can't see their glasses

Remaining time: 21 hours 39 minutes

[blond-shell]

[pigeon-butch]

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

[sunheart]

For the record. If you wear meta glasses or any other sort of glasses with a camera built in to it.

N E V E R come near me again. If I see your face again I will be deeply tempted to rip them off your face and stomp on them. Maybe punch you for good measure.

[sunheart]

Medical Billing be like:

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[digitaldiscipline]

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[sunheart]

Greatest trick ever pulled: the devil making people think he isn't real.

Second greatest trick: The elites making people think they aren't controlling the world.

[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[mctreeleth]

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

[catasters]