seen from China
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Latvia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from Yemen
seen from Argentina
seen from Czechia
seen from Yemen
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Latvia
seen from Latvia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
Alex forgot about that ritual you told him to do.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE FORGOT ABOUT THE RITUAL??????????
I-THAT IDIOT HOW COULD HE FORGET, THE ONE THING HE NEEDED TO DO! OH THAT IS IT I HAVE TO COME BACK, WE ARE ALL DOOMED IF I DON"T COME BACK AND FIX THIS AT ONCE
IT WAS I, LEWIS, THE WHOLE TIME! Don't think that I won't remember everything you have told William, but more importantly ALEX JOSH MULLNER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Day 2.5 on the run: Billiam bit me and stole my shorts and glasses
Hey, William!!!
I know you’re new to Pelican Town’s Tumblr, but I’ve seen all your posts and think you’re a really cool guy! Thank God you’re at least marginally better than that IDIOT Lewis. YOBA, I can’t believe we all tolerated him for so long!
If you want to know the truth… honestly, I think YOU should be mayor! I know you wouldn’t make me use a second, worse suggestion box to “curb my ego problems”, nor would you make me pay such high taxes… plus, I’m a little worried about the Jojamart brown-nosers in the monarch’s inner circle. Just think about it— I could be your second in command! I think a system like that would be mutually beneficial and very fun.
…That being said, I’m sure we can agree that ANYTHING is better than LEWIS, hahaha!!! I hope you have a GREAT day!!! 😁😁😁
- @pierres-general-deliveries
.....oh wow gee thank you Pierre for the kind words. I am soooo happy to hear that you like me so much more than that Lewis fellow. Truly it makes sense why he seems to treat you that way with how you have spoken to me about it. This really makes me think that Lewis should consider staying away if more and more people think like you do
on another note, I still can't find a flamethrower....
I miss Lewis. I feel like people are finally realizing that when a town's kept in good condition people don't bother to recognize how much work is happening under the surface. If he were really a bad mayor... Well... We'd have Awesomesauce Kingdom. Which is where we are now.
Lewis truly was the mayor we needed, but not the mayor we deserved. Too bad George fucking Got him. 😔
You miss me?
AHEM, i mean Lewis? Thats very kind of you Kebby, perhaps theres hope for people yet. Luckily i so happened to hear that Lewis distracted George with a crate of leaks from a passing truck and got away. OR SO I HEARD
please tell me its not actually Awesomesauce Kingdom, please. William cant take much more of that
Heya William. Nice to meet ya. I’m L. You very much do not look like the previous mayor 👍
Nice to meet you too L, thank you for the kind words. I don't know why people think I'm him, I couldn't possibly be that good looking
I William have a message from Lewis for those that have forsaken him and now yearn for his return
Quote “beg”
day 1 on the run, someone dumped veggie oil in my truck, now i have to walk. Just heard some upsetting news about Awesomesauce Kingdom, i might be going crazy because theres no way thats true.
please come back i dont want to live in awesomesauce kingdom
…..awesomesauce kingdom?
AWESOMESAUCE KINGDOM! WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO TO MY TOW-
I mean *cough* i’m just William sorry i cant help you
