#ask-lewis-sdv

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Congratulations citizens of PELICAN TOWN, i have returned to be mayor of PELICAN TOWN. Billiam has not returned with me...but I am glad to be back to hopefully keep things in order.

The flowers look wonderful though, so theres that!

If anyone tries to bring anymore cardboard crowns I'm grabbing the flamethrower

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A lot of people seem to be upset with me on this website...

And to that I say, I'm just going to "dab on the haters" and mew until I get that fire sigma rizz

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What is a gyatt? Someone pointed at me and said I had no gyatt, is it something dangerous? Do i need it, where can I buy a gyatt??

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count your days.

- george

Count your days?!

A threat on my life is one thing, but a threat on the life of the MAYOR of pelican town? Preposterous, who else would be Mayor except me?

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Alex forgot about that ritual you told him to do.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE FORGOT ABOUT THE RITUAL??????????

I-THAT IDIOT HOW COULD HE FORGET, THE ONE THING HE NEEDED TO DO! OH THAT IS IT I HAVE TO COME BACK, WE ARE ALL DOOMED IF I DON"T COME BACK AND FIX THIS AT ONCE

IT WAS I, LEWIS, THE WHOLE TIME! Don't think that I won't remember everything you have told William, but more importantly ALEX JOSH MULLNER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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hey, Lewis! It’s George Mullner! I gotta say you’ve done a phenomenal job at being mayor these last few years 😄! You should come by for dinner sometime! You're a busy, hard worker fellow and you need some time off! well, see you around, old friend. Make sure to stop by!

-george

George what the FUCK, are you okay??? Did I do something wrong?

I AM SO SORRY, YOU CAN HAVE MY HOUSE AND MY GOLD. TAKE MY RICHES, HELL YOU CAN TAKE MY 1000 PACK OF PURPLE SHORTS, JUST PLEASE HAVE MERCY

I need to go somewhere else, anywhere but here. I am so sorry Pelican Town but a world where George is this nice to me is one where we are all in danger. @eggyolkguzzler you are the temp-mayor until I get back. we are all in grave danger and need to skedaddle!

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I'm coming for you.

Sleep with one eye open.

- Evelyn.

...what did I do to the Mullner family?

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Mod Worm here!

Please read below! Its kinda a read but its important

I can't believe I have to post this, but seriously if you want to send Lewis hate, don't make it extremely graphic. Its not so much worry for myself, I am an adult I can read it fine, but more of its a silly pixel guy and i dont want to respond to that. There was an ask sent earlier that really did cross the line, so heres a quick boundary for you guys

DO NOT Send graphic hateful violence, if its in a joking manner thats fine but if I can't tell if you are joking or not then its an automatic no pal DO NOT Send extreme vulgar hate, I get it Lewis gets haters. Thats fine with me, I knew what I was getting into when I started this. But seriously you guys, be creative, its honestly boring if its just a bunch of nonsense hate

I know some people see anon and figure they can send whatever they want, but seriously mods a person.

This isn't to hate on any asks I have answered, y'all are great and I genuinely appreciate you sending in asks for me to answer! Everytime I get an ask notif it makes me smile. Do not let this deter you! It was just the one earlier (an anon ask, no I will not go further) that went too far. I'm not as upset in the person, as I am just disappointed.

On that note ask box is empty! If you sent an ask before the last hour and didn't see it answered tumblr eated it so feel free to send it back!