#also wtf

[thatgothsamurai]

J&J as the Demolition Lovers

[lilacandladybugs]

i think tumblr is the only website where users have to employ the scientific method to figure out how it works

[mwphisto]

The urge to be 16 again, sitting at my desk writing smut all summer but the reality that I’m in my 20s and have a life so I can’t just lock myself away in my house and be a hermit.

I will be busy all weekend yet again 🙄 swear I’ll write soon

[maraune]

GUYS

GOLDEN FEATHERS

LIKE BLITZØS HALLUCINATION

I CAN'T

[sillyengineerperson]

isn't it interesting that trump never looked at Harris, never went to go shake her hand (she had to walk to his side of the stage), never said her name, her title (he said Biden's name and title but never Vice President Kamala Harris'), only said 'her' or 'she'

interesting, not surprising...

[jarvysburner]

i don't appreciate waking up to them having written another bit of the narrative we couldn't predict

[holewithoutorgans]

Ok i guess ill start asking people to clarify whether they're fanfiction kinky or irl kinky, because why tell me that you like reading cnc scenarios with your blorbos but people who do cnc in real life are creepy and gross???????

[vintage-tigre]