#alt!grimbark

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spacemoat liked for Alt!Jade!

        With a sly grin, the girl floated over to face the older troll. She was fairly certain he was powerful, if her memory of other trolls was anything to go by. So, of course it would have been pertinent to get him on her team to absolutely wreck everything in the other city. 

        “Come ooon. Don’t you want to go over to the other city? It is just sitting there in the sky like so much unexplored (and undominated) cityscape. You should at least go look at it. Aren’t you curious at all? There is also most certainly and factually some fake you running around and pretending to be you, doesn’t that bother you at all?”

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psychop0mp liked for Alt!Jade!

        Fingers raised in L shapes as a bright green wrapped itself around her and the object she framed. As her hands spread further apart the van enlarged and levitated in the air. 

        Jade squinted at the people below her, citizens of this other world they were supposed to purge. With her powers unlocked, why couldn’t she have a bit of fun with this? Her head tilted to the side, throwing a smirk toward another as soon as she sniffed her scent in the air.

        “Woof! Hello, Aradia. Are you having a similarly amazing day? Hold that thought, I am in the middle of being particularly evil.”

        Her hand lowered quickly, slamming the vehicle down onto a few people below. 

        “I was kidding about that, if that wasn’t apparent. I am just doing my job. Do you think it is okay if we mess this place up? Maybe we should do it anyway. It is kind of fun. Stress relieving sort of. Who thought destroying property would be so much fun. I should write up my own citations for myself.”

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Ca Event: Feathers and Fur [closed]

birdbraindouchebag

        Ugh, this absolutely wasn’t the person...bird?...bird person she wanted to see. Crossing over into a new city to take it over was the initiative here, the task she was given. It’d be no different here just...with more awkward. The air crackled with electricity, turning bright green before the girl appeared in front of him.

        “Oh...you. What are you doing here? You know you shouldn’t be here, right?” She sighed. “Well, either way you are here and that is not a thing I can change by nonviolent ways. So my question here is will you peacefully just come with me to join your new overlords or do I have to use my lethal doggy force. I will tell you this now though, you won’t like it if I have to use doggy force.”

[godbarktier]

JADE: BARK

JADE: it appears you all are in need of some serious citations here

JADE: going against your overlords just won’t do will it

JADE: go against her imperious condescension and you will

JADE: find the entirety of your insides transported far from your body