==>Elidae: Make an offer that apparently one can refuse.
QQ: The researcher is attempting to contact her acquaintance known as Cheela(Pastor, 2013).
PN: [I'm not really sure that stating what you're doing more effichient for that than simply saying something to me instead, but I'm sure you'd know best.] :>
PN: [What chan I help you with, Elidae?]
QQ: For reasons that the researcher would rather not get into, our mutual acquaintance, the cochlear purpleblood, has become a threat to the continuation of our lifespans(Pastor, 2013). She would advise her small avian friend to either find a safe area to hide or to enlist the help of a more combat-oriented troll, such as this researcher's moirail, for protection. She can suggest this to him if you would like(Pastor, 2013).
PN: [I'm assuming that when you say reasons you'd rather not go into, you mean you were perhaps not entirely innochent in whatever brought this on. I'll trust that the life lesson was enough for you and not take it upon myself to give you a lechture about the dangers of meddling with highbloods, espechially in the fashion that you are so fond of.] :>
PN: [Either way, I really doubt that I am in muchh danger, as hardly any of you bother to remember me even in your right minds. Helixe probably has better things to do than chome find me.]
QQ: The researcher's affect is not such that she can tolerate your self-righteousness, or your self-pity(Pastor, 2013). She also finds your insistence on typing in neutral grey in order to disguise your blood color ridiculous, since blood color discrimination is really a a relic of thes distant past thanks to troll Carolus Linaeus(Pastor, 2013).
QQ: She merely reiterates her offer of contacting her moirail to see if he would be willing to come pick you up so that you and the researcher can barricade ourselves somewhere safe. Though the idea seems more distasteful by the moment(Pastor, 2013).
PN: [Forgive me, I did not realize that I was not allowed to partake in a nostalgich tribute to my anchestors without offending your questionable sensibilities. I do hope that I'm achchommodating better now.]
PN: [I'm also not sure it's suchh a good idea to take your own frustration about your personal failings out on other people, but if that helps you chope with sending a chrazed purpleblood out when your moirail is the one who has to chlean up the mess, then I suppose I chan martyr myself for the chause. It's not going to achtually help you as far as I chan tell, but then, what do I know, right? As it is, I think I will dechline the offer as it appears to be perhaps offered in less than sinchere chonditions. I wouldn't dream of assuming myself as important to everyone else as a highblood, and as she is chlearly not off limits for less favorable events, I'm not sure it's best for me to provide myself as an already unlikely to be missed temptation.] :>
QQ: The researcher is fairly certain that in spirit she may have rescinded the offer after you opened your beak for the first time. The researcher bids your a hearty fuck you, and hopes that the highblood eats you first. Perhaps with some caviar, and a nice wine(Pastor, 2013).
PN: [I do most sincherely hope that you are not left regretting your achtions over the chorpse of your moirail.]
PN: [If he is left to chontemplate your demise over yours instead, I'm not sure that that would be terrible unjust, however.]
quixoticQuery [QQ] disconnected.