#altbound: kanaya

[altbound]

Equius Says “Fuck”

((part thirty of the main log. last time, eridan dodged a conversation, and aradia found out anyway, logging off in a panic.))

adiosToreador [AT] joined chat.

AT: oH,

AT: tHAT'S, nOT A PLEASANT TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT,,,

GT: whoops! i keep getting distracted ehehehe

GT: oh

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GT: hi nepeta!!!

AT: oH, nEPETA!

AC: :33 < hello! :33

GT: how are you???

CT: D --> Hello, Nepeta

GT: oh and we are still asking the questions right???

AC: :33 < hi!

AC: :33 < oh yes

AC: :33 < im feline good, to answer your question

AC: :33 < :33

GT: cause as a separate and completely unrelated note whatso>ever...

GT: i think mister ampora got kinda hurt!

GT: {:(

AC: :OO < DD:

GT: said he got hit by so>me magical lightning and maybe hes bleedin too and who knows what else!!!

AC: :(( < oh no! thats terrible!

AC: :(( < gosh i cant believe efurryones getting hurt so much lately

GT: i know!

AC: :(( < bleurgh

GT: is this what friends is like cause ill tell you what

AC: :(( < i just want our furiends to be okay

GT: its a worryin thing!

AC: :// < yep! unfurtunately

AC: :33 < they can make you really worried sometimes!

AC: :33 < but i suppawse that shows how much you care fur them

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GT: ehehehe thats true!

GT: okay well im still gathering these herbs so> ill be around but probably wont respond much!

AC: :33 < oh thats okay!

AT: yEAH, uM, tAKE YOUR TIME! iT'S ALRIGHT,

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AT: oH, hI KANAYA, hI EQUIUS,

AT: }:)

GA: Hello

CT: D --> Hello again

GA: Is This Memo Still In Use

GA: Assuming It Was Ever Being Used For Anything Practical

AT: uM, i THINK IT IS,,

GA: Im Not Sure If I Should Be Here

AT: wHY?

GA: Ive Suddenly Found Myself In An Unfortunate Position

GA: Where There Are Some Particular Trolls I Would Rather Not Meet

GA: Given The Choice

AT: oH,,

GA: Actually I Think Its More Likely That My Presence Is Unwanted

GA: None Of Those People Are Here Though

GA: So I Suppose Those Anxieties Are Rendered Pointless

AT: }:(

AT: i, uH, wON'T MAKE YOU TELL US,, wHAT THE PROBLEM IS,,

AT: bUT, uM, i STILL WANT YOUR PRESENCE, iF THAT HELPS,,

arsenicCatnip [AC]'s connection timed out.

GA: In Any Case It Doesnt Look Like This Memo Is Too Active Anyway

AT: eVERYONE'S BUSY, iT SEEMS,,

AT: tHERE HAS BEEN, a LOT GOING ON,

GT: wait hold on im back!

GT: hi! have i met you???

GA: Are You Referring To Me

GT: and g<osh yeah ive been busier than a one legged troll in a rump kicking contest!!!

GT: yeah!

GA: Have You Met A Fashionable Jade Blood Troll  Anywhere Else

GT: ehehehehe...

GA: If Not Then You Can Say You Have Starting This Very Moment

GT: well

GT: oh!

GT: well g<osh!

GT: super nice to meet you now!

GT: im so>pora {:D

GA: The Pleasure Is Mine

GA: Kanaya Maryam

GT: oh!!!

GA: You Can Refer To Me By My Troll Tag

GA: I Dont Mind How You Refer To Me Really

GT: i have heard of you but okay!!! is miss maryam okay or just ga?

GA: Whatever Is Most Comfortable For You

GA: Do You Prefer Sopora Or Gt Or Perhaps A Different Nickname

GT: ehehe alright! yall like fashion??? thats super neat i never heard of that much!

GT: aw well i aint really had a nickname before unless you mention vriska calling me slimey but thats my fault ehehehe

GT: so>pora is fine!

GA: Oh

GA: Youve Met Vriska Already

GA: How Recent Would You Say That Was

GA: If You Dont Mind Me Asking

GT: uhhhh

GT: tavr<os how long ago was that i aint gotta clue about the nights

GT: maybe a couple nights ago?

AT: uHHH, yEAH,,

GA: I See

GA: Can We Change The Subject

GT: oh uh

GT: yeah okay i guess

GA: I Can Introduce You To Fashion If You Like

GT: kinda wanted to ask a question but heck i gots so>methin!

GT: oh sure!

GA: A Question About Her Or Something Else

GT: uh

GT: question about her whoops

GA: Hmm

GA: What Did You Want To Know

GT: just that i aint know nothin about her an was wondering what the heck she likes! she dont seem to be friends with nobody!

GT: hope she dont see this...

GT: but we can talk about fashion cause heck i sew my shirts a lot since i hunt like nepeta!

GA: It Might Be Best To Ask Someone Else About Her

GA: I Thought I Knew Her But Recently Im Not So Sure

GA: Its Not Something I Want To Discuss Anyway

GT: oh dear...

GT: yeah its no worry miss maryam

GA: May I Ask What You Use To Sew Your Shirts With

GT: well lets see here...

GA: Do You Use Fabrics Or Other Materials

GT: both?

CT: D --> You sh001d attempt to speak with her. You do seem to get friendly with everyone so quickly

GT: oh i have!

GA: Welcome To The Conversation Equius

CT: D --> I have been here. I need no welcome

GA: Nice Of You To Join Us In Any Case

GT: she talked to me first actually an stuff but uh... i aint wanna upset nobody

GA: But You Are Interrupting The Topic Of Conversation

GT: i use fabrics when i can but its hard to come by so> usually i use furs an string off of other shirts!

CT: D --> She needs constant pestering to become civil

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GT: huh?

GC: H3Y GUYS

GT: well hi there!

GC: >:?

GC: WHO 4R3 YOU

CT: D --> Hello, Pyrope

GT: ehehehe im so>pora! who are you? {:?

GA: Furs Are Certainly Fashionable During The Winter Months

GC: OH

GA: Hello Terezi

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GC: YOUR TH4T TROLL TH4T C4M3 OUT OF NO WH3R3 4T MY H1V3 >:]

GC: H3Y K4N4Y4

GA: I See You Know Each Other

GT: oooooh well usually i just use them to snuggle up in during that time! ehehehe

GA: Furs Are Also Useful For Snuggling

GT: yeah i am! hilow again terezi!!! thank you again for that big ol bird that was great! them bones are so> big i carved so>me tools outta them and i gots like four new bowls!

GC: H3H3H3

GC: NO PROBL3M

AC: :33 < that sounds wonderfur, sopurra! :33

GA: Welcome To The Memo Nepeta

GT: hi nepeta!!!

AT: hEY NEPETA!

AC: :33 < hello kanaya! nice to s33 you again!

AC: :33 < hi sopurra! hi tavros! :DD

GC: H3LLO N3P3T4

GT: oh shoot be right back yall my lusus fell asleep an shes drooling an i gotta put a bowl under that cause i dont want her venom gettin on any foodstuffs

AC: :33 < hey terezi!

AC: :33 < oh eh33h33

AC: :33 < thats okay!

GT: being numb for a day aint fun let me tell you what

AC: :33 < it must be hard sometimes eh33h33

GA: That Sounds Like Quite The Health Hazard

GA: My Lusus Has Always Been Fairly Easy To Care For

GC: 1 DON'T R34LLY KNOW WH4T 1T'S L1K3

GA: As A Matter Of Fact She Has Guided Me In A Number Of Ways

GC: BUT 1'M GU3SS1NG 1T'S D1FF3R3NT FOR 3V3RYON3

GA: Maybe You Will Some Day Terezi

GC: NO 1 WON'T

GC: NOT UNL3SS YOU W4NT TH3 WORLD TO 3ND H3H3H3

AT: uH,

GA: Its Not An Especially Rewarding Experience

AT: i'D PREFER THE WORLD,, nOT END,,

GC: M3 31TH3R

GA: Especially In Some Cases Such As Giant Spiders

AC: :33 < neifur would i

GA: Or Thats What Ive Heard At Least

GC: Y34H SP1D3RS C4N B3 4 B1TCH 1 H34RD

AC: :33 < i agr33 that efurryone has diffurent expurriences with their lusii!

GA: I Got Lucky In That Respect

AC: :33 < me and pounce always hunt togefur, shes like a custodian but also a furiend!

CT: D --> I have the STRONGEST lusus, so I am fairly lucky

CT: D --> He is a breeze to care for

AT: tINKERBULL, uH, iS A PRETTY EASY LUSUS TO CARE FOR,,

AT: i'M PRETTY GLAD, i'VE GOT THEM,,

CT: D --> He is e%tremely adorable

AT: }:)

AC: :33 < he is! :DD

GC: 1 H4V3N'T M3T YOUR LUSUS BUT 1 B3T H3 1S

AT: hEHE,,

AT: tHANKS GUYS,

AC: :33 < its no purroblem, tavros!

AT: oH, uM, bE RIGHT BACK!

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AC: :33 < okay!

GC: SO

GC: 4NYTH1NG 1NT3R3ST1NG H4PP3N W1TH 4NYON3 TOD4Y

GA: No Not A Single Thing Happened Today Or Recently Thank You

GC: S4M3 FOR M3

GC: 1 H4V3 MOSTY B33N DR4W1NG 4ND R3L4X1NG >:]

AC: :33 < i went hunting with sopurra again, and thats about it!

CT: D --> You what

GC: WH4T D1D YOU C4TCH?

CT: D --> You did what with who

AC: :33 < um, we caught lots of fish! and an antlerbeast and a burrowbeast

AC: :33 < ...

AC: :33 < with sopurra

AC: :33 < i went hunting

AC: :33 < beclawse our lusii are still unwell!

CT: D --> I forbade you from going near her

CT: D --> I thought this was clear

CT: D --> You are not to speak to her any longer

GC: NO 1T'S D4RK BLU3

AC: :33 < but you didnt!

AC: :33 < you said it was fine!

AC: :33 < i remember!

CT: D --> Fiddlesti%

CT: D --> I had hoped you had forgotten

GT: oh

AC: :// < ...

AC: :33 < thats not very nice, equius

AC: :33 < i know you mean well! but i can take care of myself, and i know sopurra is alright!

GT: uh yeah...

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GA: I See No Reason Why Nepeta Should Be Forbidden From Meeting New People

CT: D --> You know of what happened to me at her hands

GT: so>rry i just got back

CT: D --> She is a threat

AC: :33 < that was her lusus!

GA: But Then Again I Dont Know How Your Relationship Works And It Isnt My Place To Say

AT: eQUIUS, sHE'S RIGHT HERE,,,

AC: :33 < not her :((

CT: D --> Stay out of this, Maryam

GC: M4YB3 YOUR3 TH3 THR34T 3QU1US, WHO KNOWS!

AC: :33 < well thank you anyway, kanaya

CT: D --> I am well aware she is here

AC: :33 < he isnt!

CT: D --> I am trying to protect my moirail

GC: 1F YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO T4LK TR4SH 4BOUT SOM3ON3 4T L34ST DO 1T WH3N TH3Y 4R3NT H3R3 DOFUS

GA: If You Wish

CT: D --> Gossip is beneath me

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GA: But That Doesnt Excuse Your Behavior

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CT: D --> So, here I am saying it to her

AT: sOPORA ISN'T DANGEROUS,,

CT: D --> It is not okay for her to let that demon of a lusus run around

AT: iT WAS AFRAID,, aND IT, uM, wAS HUNGRY,

AT: iT'S GOING TO, bE DANGEROUS LIKE THAT,,

GC: 4ND HUG3!

CT: D --> That gave it no right to attack

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GA: I Dont Think It Could Have Been Prevented

CT: D --> If that hick had properly cared for her lusus, this whole debacle c001d have avoided easily

CT: D --> Any troll with a thinkpan c001d have avoided it

CT: D --> Thanks to her mess up, we all suffer

AT: eQUIUS, yOU'RE FINE NOW,, aREN'T YOU?

CT: D --> That is beside the point

CT: D --> She must learn

GT: ehehe... thats okay... it was my fault and hes right! i should have been more careful...

GA: Perhaps It Helped You Learn Some Humility Equius

GA: Did This Experience Not Bring You Closer To Tavros

CT: D --> What are implying

GC: OH SN4P

CT: D --> I have had enough sass from you

GA: Im Merely Implying That What Happened Wasnt Entirely Negative

GC: OH PL34S3 TH3R3 1S N3V3R 3NOUGH 3QU1US H3H3H3H3H3

GA: Positive Consequences Come With It

GT: she so>rta grounded me from hunting because she was trying to teach me a lesso>n for uh... running off so>mewhere i shouldnt... an i let her hunt by herself instead of strifing it out with her and knocking so>me sense into her fowlpan

GC: Y34H 3QU1US 1F YOU D1DN'T G3T P4R4LYZ3D YOU TWO WOULDNT B3 4S CLOS3 4S YOU 4R3 NOW

GT: oh...dear...

CT: D --> SHE PARALYZED ME

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CT: D --> I WAS NOT MYSELF FOR QUITE SOME TIME

GA: Mind Your Volume Equius

CT: D --> THAT

AA: 0_0

GA: Or I Guess Mind Your Caps Lock

AA: w0w this was a bad idea

CT: D --> THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

AT: gUYS,,,

GC: WOW YOUR3 NOT YOURS3LF R1GHT NOW

CT: D --> I WILL USE THIS BUTTON ON MY HUSKTOP AS I PLEASE

GT: ...so>rry equius

CT: D --> YOU ARE NOT IN YOURSELF NOW

AA: 0h my g0d

GA: It Looks A Bit Degrading But If You Insist

GC: 1M PR3TTY SUR3 TH3 ONLY ON3 TH4T US3S C4PS 4LL TH3 T1M3 1S M3 4ND K4RK4T

AA: als0 s0rt 0f tavr0s

CT: D --> IN THE WORDS OF SOME MOST OF OUR GROUP, "FUCK YOU"

GC: Y34H

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GC: >:O

AA: 0_0

AT: ,,,

AT: tHAT'S,,

AT: oH MAN,

AA: y0u sh0uld speak with him tavr0s

GA: Equius It Would Be In Your Best Interest To Calm Down

AA: 0r w0uld that be t00 risky

AT: tHAT'S, uM, a GOOD IDEA,,,

AT: i'M SORRY, uH, aBOUT HIM, sOPORA,,

AT: iT'S NOT YOUR FAULT,

AA: i really came at the w0rst m0ment didnt i

GA: Hello Aradia

GA: I Apologize For Not Acknowledging Your Presence Earlier

AA: its 0kay

AA: i d0nt mind

GA: As You Can See We Have A Situation Here That Seems To Be Worsening

AA: yes it seems t0 be that way 0_0

GT: it kinda is my fault though...

AA: ive never seen equius that upset

AA: n0 d0nt say that!

AA: it cant be

AT: hE'S NEVER,, sWORN LIKE THAT,

AT: eVER,

AT: aND IT REALLY, uM, iSN'T YOUR FAULT,,

GA: Well In His Defense He Was Paraphrasing From Other Members Of The Group

AT: sTILL,

GA: Though That May Have Been An Excuse To Use Profanities Of That Ilk

AA: i think the latter is c0rrect

AA: because 0nly ab0ut 5 0f us w0uld say that

AA: maybe 6

AA: but n0t all 0f us curse t0 insult 0thers

AA: are y0u alright s0p0ra

GC: 1'M SUR3 TH3YR3 F1N3

GT: yeah im okay... my husktop is really old an i dont think its used to this much activity ehehe

AA: n0 i meant ab0ut the situati0n 0_0

GT: oh yeah...

GT: ill be okay no worries about that

AA: are y0u sure?

GT: aint the first time ol so>ps messed so>methin up ehehehe... it would probably be a bad idea for me to apologize to him right?

AA: im n0t sure

AA: id wait a bit

AA: alth0ugh usually thats what messes me up

AT: i'LL,, uM, cHECK UP ON HIM FIRST,,

AT: tO MAKE SURE,,

GT: yeah okay...

GT: so> he dont curse too much huh?

AA: n0 he d0esnt

AA: alth0ugh ive 0nly seen him curse when qu0ting s0me0ne

AA: i d0nt kn0w him t00 well th0ugh

AA: we never g0t al0ng very well

AA: because 0f my bl00d and all

GC: 1 DON'T S33 WHY H3 DO3SN'T L1K3 YOUR BLOOD, 1 TH1NK 1T'S R34LLY N1C3 >:]

GC: L1K3 B3RR13S!

AA: thank y0u terezi

AA: i appreciate it

GC: YOUR3 W3LCOM3

GT: yeah... i gotta go bottle up this cluckbeast venom so> i dont have it out...

AA: g00d luck then s0p0ra!

GC: S4M3, H4V3 FUN W1TH TH4T!

GT: {:( heh... guess we got so>methin in common then maybe...

AA: whats that?

GT: we dont like to curse

GT: also> trollian is being weird an that should have sent in the other order! and like four mini time units ago!!!

GC: 1 DON'T M1ND CURS1NG SO 1 GU3SS 1M TH3 ODD ON3 OUT

AA: hahaha we have that in c0mm0n t00

AA: i cursed 0nce and i regret it a l0t :(

GT: it just dont feel right on my taste sponge

GT: aw {:(

GT: i make up my own curses! try to make em funny too ehehehe

AA: 0h?

GT: g<osh diggity dangit it and frickity doo da! ehehehe

AA: hahahaha!

AA: thats very cute

GT: i also> know so>me old curses and i dont know what exactly they mean cause no one told me...

AA: really??

AA: i l0ve 0ld things!

GT: well uh... hmmm

GT: hang on i dont know how to spell it i only know how to say it

AA: 0hh 0kay

GT: Empress's bugwinged bonebulge [in alternian]

AA: :0

AA: i have n0 idea what that means

GT: couple a trolls i uh... once knew kept sayin that an once i repeated it an they just laughed till they was colored in the face

GT: ehehehehe me neither!

AA: hahaha

AA: im g0ing t0 try and l00k it up s0meday

GT: what kinda old things do you like??? i knew a place with tons of old stuff like tomes and relics an uh...

GT: actually nevermind...

GT: maybe i oughta go ehehe... think im gonna try apologizing to equius so>metime an uh... how hurt is mister ampora? you think he would ppreciate so>me herbs so>metime? i found a great big bushel an im gonna share so>me with nepeta but puttin it to good use it better than just lettin them sit there in my sylladex an collect metaphorical dust ya know?

AA: i d0nt kn0w

AA: he might

AA: he likes receiving things i believe

AA: at least thats what ive been t0ld 0_0

AA: and 0f the 0ld things

AA: i am an archae0l0gist!

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GT: oh!!! that so>unds real neat

GT: heheh... but the place uh... i mentioned is so>rta...

AA: s0rt 0f what

GT: it was burned a while ago an the stuff is probably all gone

AA: 0h im s0rry

AA: maybe we c0uld try and find it t0gether

AA: and c0llect the ruins

GT: nah its fine... yeah i could show you so>metime... cept its real deep in the forest

AA: that makes it m0re fun!

GT: that would be nice {:)

AA: yes it w0uld

AA: we sh0uld meet up s00n!

GT: uh shoot... well im gonna get goin now but it was super nice to talk to you aradia! and you too miss maryam! i would really appreciate so>me sewing advice!

AA: g00dbye s0p0ra!

GT: my generator is bein screwy an im gonna check the so>lar panels before morning hits so> i dont go without power for a night ehehehe

GT: seeya!!!

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[altbound]

Moirail Chatting: Game Over

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG].

GA: I Feel An Apology May In Order

GA: From Which Party I Do Not Know At This Moment

GA: However I Feel This Distance That Has Grown Between Us No Matter How Necessary It May Feel At This Time

GA: Has Come To Be Stale And Frankly A Wit Worrisome

AG: Well, what do you want me to do. Do you want me to whistle a cheery tune and rhythmically snap my ro8otic fingers as if nothing happened?

GA: Snapping Your Fingers Whilst Simultaneously Whistling A Cheery Tune May Come Off A Bit Forced

AG: That's the point.

GA: I Would Suggest Leaving It At The Cheery Tune And Maybe Handing Out High Fives All Aroun

GA: Or Perhaps We Could Simply Talk About Some Things

AG: Look, it's an undenia8le fact that I want and need some moirail chatter a8out now, 8ut I'm having a hard time with spilling my trou8les to you since your confession.

AG: I felt really fucking 8etrayed. I still do.

AG: I know that may8e I should just snap out of it and move on.

AG: 8ut the other night Equius sent me some messages. Most of it was just empty threats and hollow insults, 8ut then he mentioned you.

AG: He said that you'll soon realize that I'm a shit moirail.

GA: Frankly Im Surprised That Bothered You

GA: I Believe On The Subject Of Betrayals Between Us Ive Made My Feelings Clear

GA: Still I Dont Understand Why You Insist On Blowing Things Out Of Proportio

AG: Apparently that's just how I roll.

GA: You Would Normally Brush Those Kinds Of Comments Aside

GA: What Is It About Me That Has You So Worked Up Lately

GA: A Better Word Might Have Been Stressed

AG: I don't fucking know.

AG: Everything?

GA: Are You Afraid Of Me

AG: Don't make me explain why I feel how I feel. You know how terri8le I am at that.

GA: Or Are You Afraid Of Being Alone

GA: Im Genuinely Curious For An Explanation Vriska

AG: I don't have one!!!!!!!!

GA: Im Skeptical That You Dont

GA: You Always Seem To Have An Answer

GA: Are You Simply Afraid To Tell Me

AG: Alright, you want an explanation????????

AG: I'm afraid I'll lose you, 8ut I feel like I already have.

AG: There!!!!!!!! All my cards are nicely spread out on the ta8le.

GA: Why Would You Feel That Way When Im Right Here

GA: Were Currently Conversing

GA: And Im Very Much Still Here With You

AG: Kanaya. I know you're not this dense.

AG: I feel like I'm losing you as a moirail.

AG: And I really don't want that.

GA: I Mean That In More Than A Literal Sense

GA: I Wouldnt Be Here Talking To You If I Didnt Want You In My Life

AG: To me it's a miracle that you even want me in your life.

GA: I Have Felt The Same Way Before

GA: I Dont Know Why You Would Want To Put Up With Me When I Struggle To Be Enough For You

GA: Both In Terms Of A Conversation Holder As Well As An Adequate Moirail

GA: Is It Possible That We Have Been Searching Too Hard For Something In Ourselves That Simply Isnt There

GA: Or Even Searching For Something In Each Other That Neither One Of Us Can Give

AG: What do you mean 8y th8t.

GA: I Dont Know How You View Me Personally

GA: Im Not You And Ill Never Know How You Really Feel

GA: But The Way Weve Been Treating This Moirallegiance Has Been A Bit Heedless In Structure Recently

GA: I Dont Think Its Always Been This Way But I Feel Our Relationship Has Taken On A Course That Skews Towards Enmity

GA: Cultivated By A Fear Of Loss Or Disengagement I Would Assume And

GA: I Dont Think This Is A Healthy Approach To Any Pale Relationship

AG: I.

AG: Fuck.

AG: I really f8cked this up.

AG: Why do I keep f8cking everything up????????

GA: You Havent Fucked Anything Up Yet

GA: I Think Youre Too Hard On Yourself Sometimes

GA: If Anything This Is Something We Both Share Blame In

GA: Or At Least I Know Im Not Blameless

AG: I f8ck everything up Kanaya, stop trying to deny th8t.

GA: You Do This Often As Well

AG: I don't mean to 8e a depressing 8sshole 8ecause honestly that's Sollux' gimmick, 8ut it's true.

GA: You Try To Take The Blame Onto Yourself And Refuse To Be Consoled On The Matter

AG: Well then may8e you should c8nsole 8etter.

AG: Just an idea from your l8vely fuckup of a moirail.

GA: Im Not Sure How To Help

GA: You Havent Done Much To Help Me Either You Know

GA: Its Most Often About You And How You Feel About What Happens To Be Going On In Your Life

AG: I might 8e mist8ken here, 8ut that's generally how you start convers8tions.

AG: If there's one thing that ISN'T my fault, it's your unwillingness to t8lk a8out your own life in this moirallegiance.

AG: I can't even remem8er the l8st time you told me anything a8out your own life.

GA: I Did Talk About Something I Was Holding Back On And Now You Want To Kill The Seadweller In Question

GA: Or At Least Injure Him Or I Dont Know What Youre Actually Planning Because You Refuse To Tell Me

GA: If You Want Me To Talk About My Feelings For The Sake Of This Moirallegiance Then Fine

GA: Ive Been Trying To Hold Back On What Youre Planning To Do To Eridan And Karkats Moirallegiance

GA: Right Now It Feels Like You Dont Care How I Feel About That

GA: It Has To Be About How You Feel And More Specifically What Youre Going To Do About It

GA: You Know That This Is The Wrong Way To Handle Things But I Can Never Convince You Otherwise

GA: Im Not Sure How To Stop You From Doing What You Want And Right Now I Dont Think Its Possible

AG: I said 8ef8re that he deserves everything th8t's coming his w8y.

AG: And I'm n8t changing my mind a8out th8t.

GA: Its Frustrating When Merely Mentioning The Feelings I Cant Control Leads To You Committing To Such Drastic Decisions

GA: Are You Using Me To Get Revenge Against Him For What Hes Done In The Past

AG: No I am n8t.

AG: He f8cking manipul8ed you and m8ny others and he needs to pay.

GA: I Think That Explanation Would Actually Make Me Feel Better At This Point

GA: Instead Of You Falling Off The Deep End Going To Such An Extent Just To Hurt Someone I Might Also Be Close To

AG: It's pretty funny that you're so close to someone wh8 spills your secrets so easily. He t8ld me a8out your flushcrush.

AG: 8ut sure, go ahead and pap him if you two are th8t fucking cl8se.

GA: My Flushcrush

GA: I Dont Understand

AG: "8ein flushed for her moirail looks a lot wworse on kan wwhen its a 8itch like you" is what he said.

AG: I'm directly quoting that from a convers8tion we had.

GA: ...

GA: I Can See His Quirk

GA: But I Dont Know Where He Got That Conclusion From

GA: In Any Case I Dont Know Why Youre Bringing This Up With Me

GA: Or Why You Would Use Something He Said Against Me Like That Especially After All The Time Youve Spent Telling My Secrets Yourself

GA: Why Does Everyone Insist On Telling Others All That I Say In Private Conversations

GA: Or In This Case Something That I Didnt Even Mention

GA: Youre Bringing This Up To Get Me Against Eridan Arent You

GA: Ive Tried Reasoning With You All This Time And Yet You Continue Even Bringing Up Very Personal Matters Against Me

GA: This Is Why I Get So Frustrated Around You

GA: This Is Exactly What I Was Talking About With A Relationship Fueled By Enmity

GA: I Dont Want To Have That Type Of Relationship But Youre Bringing Me To My Breaking Point

GA: If You Want To Attack Eridan Then It Looks Like I Truly Cant Stop You With Reasoning

GA: Ive Told You Before That Ill Use Force If It Comes To That

GA: Even If It Means Stressing Our Moiraillegiance Even More Than It Already Is

GA: Im Not Sure Where We Stand As Partners Anymore

GA: Or If I Can Even Trust You At This Point

GA: You Havent Given Me Much Room To Lend You My Trust

AG: Are you really s8ying wh8t I think you're s8ying.

GA: I Dont Know Im Not A Mind Reader

GA: What Do You Think Im Saying

AG: I think you w8nt to split up.

AG: Please tell me I'm wr8ng.

GA: You Keep Alluding To That Conclusion As If Its Something You Actually Want Or Expect From Me

GA: I Know Now That You Cant Stop Yourself From Attacking Eridan

GA: Its Not Something That I Want To Do But

GA: If You Truly Cant Stop Yourself Then I Dont Think I Can Have The Same Relationship With You As I Did Before

GA: I Want To Leave It Up To You Then

GA: If You Want To Attack My Friends Then Fine

GA: I Dont Want To Be A Part Of It

AG: F8ck.

AG: Ok8y.

AG: Wh8t if I just st8pped with my scheming???????? I c8n do th8t. I won't 8other any8ne.

AG: I'll just leave every8ne 8e.

GA: Thats An Appealing Offer

GA: But I Cant Go By Words Anymore Vriska

GA: If You Truly Mean That You Will Have To Show Me

GA: You Know Its Always Been Like This I Can Never Guess What Youre Thinking Or What Youre Going To Do

GA: You Always Give Promises You Dont Intend To Keep

GA: Ive Been So Frustrated With You Lately I Cant Even Trust What Youll Do Next

GA: I Dont Know What Equius Told You But

GA: Maybe He Had A Point For The Both Of Us

GA: I Dont Think I Can Do This Anymore

AG: ........

AG: You're re8lly 8r8king up with me.

GA: Im Sorry But I Dont Think I Can Keep Up With You

GA: Are You Aware That Youve Driven Me To Tears At This Point

GA: Its Been Too Much For Me To Bear And

GA: This Is Extremely Hard On Me To Say

GA: I Simply Cant Keep This Up And Im Sorry

AG: Ok8y. Then I guess I won't 8other you 8ny l8nger.

AG: 8ye, Kanaya.

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GA: Goodbye <>

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Feferi Is Fine

((part ten of the main log.))

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GC: 1 ST1LL C4N'T B3L13V3 TH1S TH1NG 1S SO S1L3NT

GC: H3H3

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GC: H3Y >:]

GA: Good Evening Terezi

GC: HOW 4R3 YOU DO1NG?

GA: Fairly Well

GC: TH4T'S GR34T

GA: Its Been A Bit Stressful Though

GC: Y34H

GA: A Lot Of Unnecessary Drama Has Been Going Up

GC: TH1NGS H4V3 B33N STR3SSFUL FOR 3V3RYON3 L4T3LY

GA: Im Not Sure How To Stop It Or Why Its Happening In The First Place

GC: 1T'S 4MUS1NG 4T F1RST BUT NOW 1T'S K1ND4 4NNOY1NG

GA: Ive Heard From A Few People That You Got Injured

GC: Y3S 1 W4S

GC: 1 4M P3RF3CTLY F1N3 NOW

GA: Are You Doing Alright

GC: JUST 4 SCR4TCH

GA: Oh Thats Nice To Hear

GC: Y34H 1T W4SN'T 4 B1G D34L

GA: At Least Youre Doing Fine

GA: Its Good To Hear That In The Face Of All This Emotional Turmoil

GC: SO WH4T H4V3 YOU B33N UP TO >:?

GA: Just Doing My Best To Calm Several Parties Who Are At War With Each Other

GA: Metaphorically

GA: Its Left Me With Little Free Time To Spare

GC: 4W

GC: W3LL YOU SHOULD 4LW4YS M4K3 T1M3 FOR YOURS3LF TO R3L4X

GC: G3T 4W4Y FROM TH3 DR4M4 FOR 4 L1TTL3

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GA: Equius Ive Been Meaning To Talk To You

GA: I Know We Dont Talk Often Which Is Why I Was A Bit Hesitant At First

GA: How Are You Feeling About The Recent Events

GC: OH NO

CT: D --> I was e%tremely upset, but as time has passed I am a bit numb

GA: Numb As In

GA: Calmed Down

GA: Or Angry To The Point Of Feeling Nothing

CT: D --> I have e%erted far too much energy than Vantas deserves to have wasted on him

GC: 3QU1US

CT: D --> I have no opinion towards him and his actions at the moment to say the least

GA: That Doesnt Answer My Question

GA: Im Getting The Notion That You Dont Want To Talk About It

GC: C4N W3 NOT ST4RT 4 P4R4GR4PH 4BOUT HOW MUCH YOUR3 UPS3T 4T K4RK4T

GC: JUST M4K1NG SUR3 1T DO3SN'T TURN TO TH4T

GA: So Ill Just Leave You To Your Thoughts

GC: W3LL

GC: 1 TH1NK 1T'S JUST M3 4G41N

GC: OH W3LL

GA: Im Free For Conversation

GA: I Simply Meant Reserving My Thoughts To Equius Specifically

GC: W3LL K4N4Y4, GOT 4NY N3W DR3SS3S 1N TH3 WORKS L4T3LY?

GA: Of Course

CT: D --> I am still here. I just do not wish to speak about a certain trol

GA: I Have A Couple Lines That Im Working On

GA: The General Theme Is Blue

GA: Ive Found Especially Endeared To This Color Scheme As Of Lat

GC: C4N YOU S3ND P1CTUR3 SOM3T1M3 >:?

CT: D --> That is an e%quisite color to choose

GA: But The Designs Themselves Are Rather Unique And Seek To Separate Themselves From The Theme I Set Out With

CT: D --> I applaud you

GC: YOUR DR3SS3S 4R3 4LW4YS N1C3 TO SM3LL 4ND T4ST3

GA: You Can Come To My Hive And See Them For Yourself If You Like

GA: You Can Try Them On As Well

GC: R34LLY?

GA: Of Course

GA: I Would Love If You Took An Interest In Fashion

GC: 1 WOULDN'T TRY TH3M ON, 1 WON'T W4NT TO RU1N TH3M TO SOM3TH1NG

GC: BUT 1 WOULD LOV3 TO SM3LL TH3M SOM3T1M3 >:]

GA: If You Want I Can Make Specially Scented Dresses For You

GC: >:O G4SP

GA: I Really Wouldnt Mind If You Ruined Them Actually

GC: TH4T WOULD B3 4M4Z1NG

GA: I Would Appreciate If You Tried Not To

GA: But Really The Pleasure Is Mine

GC: 1 MUST COM3 S33 TH1S SOM3T1M3 SOON

GC: OR SM3LL

GC: H3H3H3

GC: ONC3 1 G3T R1D OF SOM3TH1NG 1 W1LL H34D TO YOUR H1V3 TO S33 TH3S3 4M4Z1NG DR3SS3S

GA: You Dont Have To Get Rid Of Anything

GA: The Bigger The Wardrobe The Better I Say

GA: But In Any Case It Would Be My Pleasure

GC: 1T'S NOT TH4T

GC: 1 H4V3 TO G3T R1D OF SOM3TH1NG 1F 1'M 4BL3 TO G3T TO YOUR H1V3

GC: OR MOR3 L1K3 1 H4V3 TO G3T R1D OF 1T B3FOR3 1 C4N GO 4NYWH3R3

GA: Oh

GA: Well Alright Then

GA: You Can Come At Really Any Time As Long As Its Reasonable

GC: 4S SOON 4S 1 C4N G3T R1D OF TH1S TH1NG 1 C4N COM3 OV3R

GC: HMM

GC: 1'LL B3 B4CK 1N 4 S3COND

GC: 1 TH1NK SOM3TH1NGS H4PP3N1NG

GC: NOTH1NG TO B3 WORR13D 4BOUT THOUGH, M4YB3 TH3 W1ND

GA: Do We Careful

GA: I Meant Be

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CC: )(i everyone!

GA: Hello

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AC: :33 < hello efuryone

GC: 1 4M B4CK

AC: :33 < hi terezi! :33

GC: 1T W4S JUST 4 SM4LL D33R B34ST

GA: Thats Good To Hear

GC: H1TT1NG SOM3 OF TH3 TR33S N34R BY

GC: 1 JUST M4D3 SOM3 NO1S3S 4ND 1T R4N 4W4Y

GC: GU3SS TH3 TH1NGS OUTS1D3 4R3 4TTR4CT1NG STUFF FROM TH3 WOODS ST4RT1NG NOW?

AC: :// < it seems i missed a lot when i was out hunting

GC: Y34H 4 B1T

AC: :33 < hm

AC: :33 < how have you b33n terezi? are you feline any better?

GC: HOW 4R3 YOU DO1NG >:?

GC: 1'M JUST F1N3

GC: 3V3RYTH1NG'S COOL H3R3, WHY WOULDN'T 1T B3?

GC: 1V JUST B33N COLOR1NG >:]

CC: Maybe you two AR-E twins--Terezi!!

CC: Literally -EV-ERYON-E knows w)(at )(appened wit)( t)(e bird!

GC: >:[

CC: Birds

AC: :33 < i am good, a little tired from the hunt

AC: :33 < *ac pawnders gcs words with suspicion*

AC: :33 < well, as long as youre alright

GC: 1'M F1N3

GC: 3ND OF STORY

AC: :33 < okay

AC: :33 < what are you coloring???

GC: ONLY TH3 B3ST OF DR4W1NGS

GC: DR4GONS, ROL3PL4YS, JUST1C3 B31NG G1V3N, 4LSO M4YB3 SOM3 OTH3R STUFF

AC: :DD < that sounds purrfectly wonderful!

GC: Y3S 1T 1S

GC: 1 4M TH3 B3ST 4RT1ST >:]

AC: :33 < i would love to s33 some of your art! :33

CC: Yea)(, you s)(ould post it!

GC: SUR3

AC: :33 < :DD

GC: 1 R3DR3W 1T ON MY HUSKTOP

GC: http://i52.tinypic.com/21euhx1.jp

CC: Not bad!!

GC: 4W TH4NKS

AC: :OO < terezi that is so cute!!!! the colors are so purrty!!!!!!

GC: TH4NK YOU, 1 4M V3RY GOOD WH3N 1T COM3S TO COLOR CHO1C3S

AC: :33 < :33

GC: 1 DR3W 4 GOOD DR4GON ON MY HUSKTOP TOO

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AC: :33 < can i s33?

GC: SUR3!

GC: 4ND 1 FORGOT K4RKL3S W4S 3V3N ON

AC: :33 < me too

GC: W4S H3 W4TCH1NG US CR33P1LY >:?

CC: Maybe )(e was t)(inking!

CC: Or trying out t)(e w)(ole quiet observation t)(ing 38D

GC: http://i55.tinypic.com/21j67ia.jpg

CC: Woa)( 38

CC: T)(at is AMAZING!

GC: 1'M SUR3 1 C4N DO 4 B1T B3TT3R

GC: BUT 1 LOV3 1T

AC: :33 < it is wonderful!!!

GC: TH4NKS >:D

AC: :33 < thanks fur sharing your art! :33

GC: NO PROBL3M

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GC: 1 TH1NK 1'M GO1NG TO T4K3 4 N4P

GC: 4ND M4YB3 GO OUTS1D3 FOR 4 B1T?

GC: 1 DON'T KNOW R34LLY

GC: 1'LL B3 B4CK TOMORROW >:]

CC: Be CAR-EFUL.

GC: UGH 1'LL B3 F1N3

GC: 1 S41D B3FOR3 D1DN'T 1? 1'LL BR1NG MY C4N3 1F 1T M4K3S YOU F33L 4NY B3TT3R

AC: :33 < furwell terezi!

AC: :33 < :33

CC: Good!!

GC: SM3LL YOU 4LL L4T3R >:

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CC: )(ee)(ee.

AC: :33 < hello feferi!

AC: :33 < how are you today?

CC: I'm doing fine! )(ow are you?

AC: :33 < i am furly good :33

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AC: :oo < hey there gamzee!

CC: )(i Gamzee!

TC: WeLl HeY tHeRe My FiNe FaNtAsTiC sIsTeRs.

TC: HoW aRe YoU tWo On ThIs AlL uP aNd MiRaCuLoUs NiGhT?

CC: Good! )(ow about you?

TC: DoIn JuSt PeAcHy BeInG aLl Up UnDeR tHiS bLaNkEt Of WiNkInG sUnS. aNd ThE wAvEs Of ThE wIcKeD oCeAn ArE aLl KiNdS a CaLm At ThE mOmEnT.

TC: :o)

TC: AlThOuGh I dO sUpPoSe I'vE gOt A wIcKeD hUnGeR gOiNg At At Me. I'lL bE rIgHt BaCk!

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CC: O)(, )(ave fun!

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CC: )(i, -Equius.

centaursTesticle [CT] disconnected.

CC: Bye, -Equius!

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AC: :33 < sorry, feferi

AC: :33 < we kind of left you alone :((

AC: :33 < which isnt nice

AC: :33 < furgive me

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Karkat Spits On Hemotyping More Than Usual

((part nine of the main log.))

adiosToreador [AT] joined chat.

AT: uH

AT: i'M GLAD TEREZIS ALRIGHT,

AT: iS,, uH

AT: iS ANYONE OTHER THAN EQUIUS,, uH,, hERE

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AT: oH THANK GOD,

carcinoGeneticist [CG] silenced centaursTesticle [CT].

carcinoGeneticist [CG] unsilenced centaursTesticle [CT].

CG: GO AHEAD EQUIUS

CG: SPILL IT

CG: I FUCKING DARE YOU

CT: D --> Karkat is a lime b100d

AT: oH,

AT: oKAY,

CG: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

CT: D --> How are you not enraged

CG: BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE.

CT: D --> This is fact

CT: D --> I am sure of it

CG: WHY WOULD I BE MAD AT SOMETHING YOU'RE WRONGLY ASSUMING.

AT: hONESTLY ILL UH,, dON'T CARE WHAT HIS BLOOD COLOUR IS

CG: EXACTLY.

CT: D --> What

CG: EXACTLY AS I FUCKING SAID, ASSHOLE.

CT: D --> What is the f001ishness

CG: THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK REGARDLESS.

CT: D --> I need to speak to fellow highb100ds

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CG: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

CG: NEPETA.

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CG: THIS GODDAMN ASSHOLE NEEDS SHUTTING UP.

AC: :33 < hello!

AC: :33 < who?

CG: EQUIUS.

AC: :33 < wait terezi

CT: D --> I am sorry for speaking the truth that you all have been too cluck beast to say

AC: :33 < youre here!

AC: :33 < are you okay???

AC: :33 < i missed efurything

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CG: I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY TEREZI. I'LL TALK TO YOU ABOUT SHIT LATER.

GC: WH4T3V3R

CT: D --> How are you not seething at this information

GC: MY H34D FUCK1NG HURTS

CT: D --> This is quite the scandal

AC: :33 < aw :((

GC: 1 DON'T W4NT TO D34L W1TH TH3 BUZZ1NG COM1NG FROM MY HUSKTOP

GC: SO 1'M JUST GO1NG TO S4Y TH1S

CT: D --> I can assure you that the "buzzing" is worth your time

GC: 3QU1US YOUR3 V3RY STUP1D H3 1SN'T 4 L1M3 BLOOD. THOS3 4R3 3XT1NCT 4ND H4V3 B33N FOR HUNDR3DS OF SW33PS

GC: SO JUST

GC: FUCK OFF >:[

CT: D --> That is why he hides his b100d

CT: D --> He wishes not to be culled

GC: OH JUST SHUT UP W1LL YOU

GC: 1'M NOT 1N TH3 MOOD FOR TH1S

CT: D --> Of course a lime b100d w001d be culled

CT: D --> Vantas is a lime b100d

GC: 1 ST1LL N33D TO MOV3 TH3 BODY BY MY TR33 4ND CL34N UP

CT: D --> There is irrefutable evidence

GC: H3 1SN'T

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CG: I'D LIKE TO HEAR THIS EVIDENCE.

GC: YOUR WORDS T4ST3 OF BULLSH1T >:]

CT: D --> Apparently, you cannot stomach the truth

CT: D --> He is a lime b100d

GC: Y34H JUST K33P ON B3L13V1NG TH4T

GC: B3C4US3 NOBODY 3LS3 DO3S

CT: D --> He has hidden his b100d color for no reason. Only a supposedly e%tinct caste w001d do that. Give me one other reason for why he hides himself. Why he is so full of hatred towards himself

GC: WH4T 1F

GC: 1 DON'T G1V3 4 FUCK

CG: HOW ABOUT, BLOOD COLOR IS IRRELEVANT. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHAT I AM.

AT: yEAH,, uH,, i DON'T THINK MOST OF US CARE,

GC: NON3 OF US C4R3

GC: 4ND 1F YOU TOLD 4NYON3 3LS3 TH3Y WOULDN'T B3L13V3 YOU 31TH3R

GC: 4NYW4Y HOW 1S 3V3RYON3 >:?

CT: D --> Because you are filthy lowb100ds

CT: D --> Of course you do not care

GC: 1 C4N'T B3L13V3 1'M S4Y1NG TH1S

GC: BUT K4RK4T C4N YOU B4N H1M??

AT: i,, uH,, aGREE,

CT: D --> I am in the presence of a mudb100d, lime b100d, and lowly teal that thinks she will amount to anything

CT: D --> You are all disgusting filth that must be culled to let our civilization live and prosper

GC: UGH

GC: JUST UGH

AC: :33 < equius!

CT: D --> Fiddlesti%

AC: :33 < what you are saying is very rude!

GC: 1 TH1NK 1'M GO1NG TO L34V3 >:[ 1M T1R3D 4ND MY TH1NK P4N 1S POUND1NG FROM TH3 4MOUNT OF BULLSH1T TH4T'S COLOR3D D4RK BLU3

CG: SHE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO TO THE BAN CORNER EQUIUS.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] silenced centaursTesticle [CT].

AT: tHANK YOU KARKAT

AC: :// < i think i will have a chat with him

CG: YEAH. GOOD LUCK NEPETA.

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AT: i HOPE YOU CAN,, uM,, gET THROUGH TO HIM,

GC: S1GH

AC: :33 < me too

AC: :33 < he means well, most of the time

AC: :33 < he just has an unfurtunate way of expressing it

AT: yOU'VE,, uH,, gOT THAT RIGHT

GC: 1'M GONN4 GO

AC: :33 < furwell fur now

GC: BY3

AC: :33 < bye terezi!

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AC: :33 < i would love to catch up with you tavros :33

AC: :33 < but im afuraid i have to leave too

AC: :33 < :((

AT: iT'S ALRIGHT }:) YOU SHOULD,, uH, jUST GO TALK WITH EQUIUS

AT: i'LL SEE YOU SOON!

AC: :33 < s33 you then! :DD

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AT: iS,,UH

AT: aNYONE HERE?

AT: }:(

AT: iF UH

AT: aNYONE SEES EQUIUS LOOKING PISSED

AT: pLEASE STOP HIM BEFORE HE KILLS ANYONE

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AT: kARKAT OH MY GOD,

CG: IF EQUIUS COMES IN HERE I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD.

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GC: >:?

CG: HEY TEREZI

GC: WH4T D1D 1 M1SS

CG: JUST. I’M BANNING HIM IF HE COMES IN HERE.

GC: 4ND H1

GC: 1 H4D 4 GOOD SL33P 4ND 1 COM3 B4CK TO MOR3 PROBL3MS >:

AT: kARKAT WHAT ARE YOU,, uM, gOING TO DO,

AT: iF HE ACTUALLY, uH, sHOWS UP,,

CG: I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHAT THAT HAPPENS, WON'T WE, TAVROS?

GC: 1 DON'T L1K3 TH3 T4ST3 OF TH1S

carcinoGeneticist [CG] unsilenced centaursTesticle [CT].

CT: D --> I heard you talking badly about me behind my back

GC: K4RK4T

GC: WH4T D1D YOU DO

CG: ...

GC: SOM3 OF US DON'T D3S3RV3 TH1S

AT: oH NO

CG: I HAVE A FEW WORDS

CG: THAT I DIDN'T GET OUT

CT: D --> Pyrope, I suggest you leave

CG: BEFORE TAVROS SILENCED ME.

CG: YES TEREZI.

GC: >:[ TH1NK 1 C4N H4NDL3 TH1S?

GC: C4N'T

GC: UGH

CT: D --> I highly recommend you leave

CG: NO. YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING SEE THIS SHIT.

GC: 1 WON'T B3

CG: THIS ASSHOLE DOESN'T NEED TO BE AROUND YOU.

CT: D --> Speak for yourself

CG: EXCUSE ME?

GC: YOUR3 NOT TH3 BOSS OF M3

CG: OH I'M SORRY, DID YOU *SAY* SOMETHING, EQUIUS

GC: 1 C4N T4ST3 4LL TH3 COLORS OF DR4M4 1F 1 W4NT TO

CT: D --> Do I need to repeat myself

CT: D --> I was not aware that lime b100ds mentally challenged

CG: I DON'T HAVE FUCKING LIME BLOOD.

GC: S1GH

CG: WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BLOOD.

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CT: D --> I most certainly will not

GC: H3Y K4N4Y4

GC: W3LCOM3 TO H3LL

CG: GREAT. MORE PEOPLE TO WATCH ME REAP FUCKING HELL UPON THIS JERK.

GA: It Looks Like A Show Is About To Be Put On

CT: D --> A show that wigglers and the faint of pusher sh001d not see

CG: A SHOW IS RIGHT

CG: WE NEED GAMZEE IN HERE, A FUCKING CARNIVAL IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

GC: L3T M3 G3T 4 SN4CK 4ND DR1NK

AT: oH GOD,,

GC: TH1S 1S GONN4 G3T GOOD >:]

CG: MAYBE. [olive text]

CG: YOU. [cerulean text]

CG: SHOULD [violet text]

CG: SHOVE [mustard text]

CG: A BIG FAT [purple text]

CT: D --> You are making a mockery of our e%quisite society

CG: BULGE DOWN YOUR GODDAMN [teal text]

CG: LOODICROUS PROTEIN CHUTE. [indigo text]

CT: D --> MAYBE I WILL

CG: WHAT

CT: D --> I AM TRYING TO GET YOU TO STOP BEING SUCH A WHINY WIGGLER! ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN ABOUT VARIOUS THINGS, BUT NEVER ATTEMPT TO FI% THEM

CG: THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING, YOU CREEP.

CT: D --> WHAT IS THIS

CG: WHAT IS WHAT? YOU MEAN THE SOUND OF YOUR PRIDE SHATTERING?

CT: D --> The sound of what little self worth you had leaving. That is what I am referring to

CG: YOU FUCKING PRICK.

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CT: D --> You have lost all respect you c001d have ever gained from me. If you ever are in need, never come to me. I will let you die a slow painful death

GC: UH

GA: Maybe We Should Discuss This Calmly

CG: OHOHOH.

GC: TH4T W4SN'T M3 34RL13R

GA: Possibly In Different Rooms

CT: D --> Enjoy what little is left of your miserable e%istence

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CG: EQUIUS.

CG: GO TO HELL.

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GC: 1 W3NT TO G3T SOM3TH1NG

GA: With Walls Separating Us From Each Others Fists And Verbal Threats

AT: oH MY GOD

AT: tHEY WON'T,,

AT: aCTUALLY KILL EACH OTHER,, uH,, rIGHT?

GC: TH3Y L1V3 TOO F4R 4W4Y

GC: BUT W1TH H1S ROBOTS 1T COULD T4K3 4BOUT 10-30 M1NUT3S FOR H1M TO G3T TO K4RK4T'S

GC: 1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD B3 WORR13D

AT: tHATS,, uH,,

AT: nOT THE ANSWER i HOPED FOR,

GC: M3 31TH3R

GC: 1 TH1NK 1 N33D TO G1V3 ON3 OF TH3M 4 V1S1T

GC: M4K3 SUR3 TH3Y DON'T K1LL TH3MS3LV3S STUP1DLY

AT: tHAT'D BE, uM,, aPPRECIATED

AT: i CAN ALWAYS, uM, tRY

AT: tO GO AND HELP,

GC: 3QU1US L1V3S BY YOU KNOW WHO

GC: 4ND K4RK4T 1S PR3TTY F4R 4W4Y FOR YOU 1 TH1NK

GC: BUT 1F YOU W3R3 CLOS3 BY 1 WOULD SUR3LY BR1NG YOU 4LONG >:]

GA: I Can Maybe Try Talking To Equius Next Time I Visit My Moirail

AT: gOD i HOPE NEPETA GETS TO HIM,

GC: TH4T WOULD B3 GR34T K4N4Y4

GC: BUT 1 F33L L1K3 1 SHOULD G1V3 ON3 OF TH3M 4 V1S1T TO M4K3 SUR3 TH3Y 4R3N'T R34DY TO 4CTU4LLY F1GHT

GC: 1 H4V3 4 F33L1NG TH1S 1S GONN4 G3T OUT OF H4ND

AT: tHAT'S A GOOD PLAN,,

AT: i'M SORRY, uM, aBOUT ALL OF THIS

AT: i JUST WANTED EQUIUS TO, uH, uNDERSTAND

AT: aND THEN,

AT: uH,

AT: iT DIDN'T WORK,

GC: 1T'S F1N3

GC: YOUR 3FFORT W1LL B3 HONOR3D

AT: i, uH

AT: aPPRECIATE THAT TOO, tEREZI

AT: tHANKS,

AT: gOOD LUCK, uH, i GUESS,

GC: 1'M NOT SUR3 1F 1 COULD THOUGH

GC: W1TH 4LL TH3 STUFF H4PP3N1NG 4T MY H1V3

AT: oH, rIGHT,,

AT: yOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE, uH, iF YOU'RE INJURED

GC: 1 W1LL CONS1D3R 1T 4LL 4ND G3T B4CK TO TH1S TR41N OF THOUGHT L4T3R >:]

GC: 1NJUR13S H34L

GC: NOW 4LL 1S QU13T

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GC: W3LL

GC: TH4T BODY BLOCK1NG TH3 M41N P4TH 1SN'T GO1NG TO CL34N 1TS3LF

adiosToreador [AT]'s connection timed out.

GC: 1 ST1LL DON'T KNOW HOW 1'M GO1NG TO MOV3 1T

GC: L3V3RS WON'T WORK 4ND 1T'S BON3S 4R3 TH3 S1Z3 OF MY H34D >:[

GC: OH W3LL

GC: 1 GU3SS 1'M GONN4 TRY TO MOV3 1T NOW

GC: CY4 GUYS >:D

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GC: SO

GC: 1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT OF HURT MY B4CK WHY TRY1NG TO DR4G TH4T TH1NG

GC: BUT 3V3RYTH1NG'S COOL

GC: ...

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Some Respite From the Shit

((part four of the main logs! last time, karkat made an ass of himself.))

GC: >:[

GC: 1 DONT KNOW WH4T H1S PROBL3M 1S

AC: :33 < that wasnt fun

AC: :33 < i dont know eifur

GC: 1T W4SNT FUN 4T 4LL

GC: 1 USU4LLY PR3T3ND TO B3 M4D K1ND4, 1N 4 S4RC4ST1C W4Y

GC: BUT NOW 1M JUST K1ND4 4NNOY3D W1TH H1M

AC: :33 < that makes sense

AC: :33 < he was rude to you fur little to no reason!

GC: W3LL MOSTLY B3C4US3 1 W4S B31NG RUD3 JUST 4 B1T 34RL13R, BUT NOT 4S B4D 4S H1M

AC: :33 < purrsonally i dont think that gives him the right to attack you

AC: :33 < not at all

GC: YOUR3 R1GHT

AC: :33 < im sorry you had to expurrience that

GC: BUT 1 C4NT H3LP BUT F33L 4 T1NY B1T GU1LT >:[

GC: 1 DONT W4NT TO

GC: BUT 1 DO

AC: :33 < that sounds furly norma

AC: :33 < is there anything i can do to help?

GC: 1 DONT TH1NK SO

GC: UNL3SS YOU C4N DO 4 G4MZ33 4ND M4K3 SOM3 M1RACL3 H4PP3N

AC: :33 < unfurtunately i can

AC: :33 < ://

GC: OH W3LL

GC: 4NY GOOD HUNTS L4T3LY >:?

AC: :33 < yes, yesterday was very good!

GC: WH4T D1D YOU HUNT?

AC: :33 < we decided to go fur a long walk, and we came across a pond with lots of big fish :33

GC: COOL, HOW B1G W3R3 TH3Y?

AC: :33 < the biggest one we clawt was as long as my arm :oo

GC: >:0 G4SP

GC: HOW M4NY D1D YOU BR1NG B4CK, 4ND DO YOU H4V3 4NY L3FT OV3R

AC: :33 < 17, and we still have sefural left ofur fur anofur time

GC: N1C3

AC: :33 < it is very nice :33

GC: 4NY OTH3R B34ST?

AC: :33 < thr33 days ago we got a splendid d33r

GC: 1 4M V3RY J3L1OUS OF YOUR BOUNTY ON YOUR HUNT1NG TR1P

AC: :33 < you should come ofur sometime! we could share, and id love fur you to visit! :33

GC: 1 WOULD LOV3 TO

AC: :33 < :DD

GC: HOW 4BOUT SOM3T1M3 N3XT MONTH? 1T SHOULD T4K3 M3 4BOUT 4 W33K TO G3T TH3R3

AC: :33 < that sounds purrfect! :33

GC: 1 W1LL H4V3 TO G3T SOM3 TH1NGS TOG3TH3R F1RST

AC: :33 < thats fine! i will have to prepurr my hive! :33

GC: YOU DONT N33D TO CL34N UP FOR M3

AC: :33 < :33

AC: :33 < how long do you think youll stay? i could set up a bed i n33ds be

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GC: H3Y K4N4Y4

AC: :33 < hello!

GA: Dont Mind Me

GA: Im Just A Spectator

AC: :33 < sure thing

GA: Here To Analyze And Judge From A Distance

GA: Carry On

AC: :33 < so what do you say, terezi?

GC: HMM

GC: 1 TH1NK 4BOUT 4S LONG 4S YOU W4NT M3 4ROUND, 4T TOPS TWO W33KS

AC: :33 < pawesome! :DD we are both happy fur you to stay as long as you want!

GC: OK

AC: :33 < im excited already :33

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GC: SO 4M 1!

AC: :33 < oh hey karkat

GC: H3Y

CG: HEY.

CG: SO IF NOBODY HAS ANYTHING TO SAY.

GC: 1 TH1NK TH3Y 4LL F3LL 4SL33P

CG: EVEN KANAYA?

GC: M4YB3

GC: 1 DONT KNOW WH3R3 SH3 W3NT

AC: :33 < oh hi

AC: :33 < sorry

AC: :33 < i havent b33n talking much today

AC: :33 < ://

GC: 1TS F1N3

GC: W3LCOM3 B4CK TO TH1S HORR1BL3 P4RTY

GA: I Have Also Been Busy

GC: W3LCOM3 B4CK TO YOU TO

GA: My Pleasure

GC: S1L3NC3

GA: Is Golden

carcinoGeneticist [CG] unsilenced centaursTesticle [CT].

GC: H3H3H3 Y34H

CT: D --> Give me one reason why I sh001d indulge you in this mess

GC: 1N WH4T M3SS >:?

GC: 4ND W3LCOM3 B4CK

CT: D --> As I remember it, this was quite the cessp001 of tomf001ery

GC: 1 DONT KNOW WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT

GC: TH1S 1S 4 V3RY R3SPONC1BL3 4ND C1V1L TROLL14N CH4T LOG

CT: D --> Is this not Eridan's memo

CG: I FULLY AGREE WITH TEREZI. NOTHING WENT WRONG HERE AT ALL. NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.

GC: NOT 4NYMOR3 4T L34ST

CT: D --> If you say so

GC: W3 K1ND4 TOOK OV3R?

CT: D --> That is better than having Vantas running it unsupervised

GA: Things Have Been Orderly From My Vantage Point

CG: WOW. I FEEL SO FLATTERED.

GC: TH1NGS 4R3 4LOT B3TT3R NOW

GA: The Percentage Of Aggressive Or Unruly Trolls Being In The Vicinity Has Probably Helped

GC: NO UNRULY TROLLS H3R3

GC: OR TH3Y G3T 4 DRUBB1NG >:]

AC: :33 < :33

GC: OF COURS3 1TS GONN4 B3 FROM MY 4W3SOM3 C4N3

GA: I Should Note I Carry A Chainsaw Around For A Reason

GC: K4N4Y4 YOU C4N B3 1N CH4RG3 OF T4K1NG C4R3 OF UNRULY TROLLS W1TH M3 >:0

GC: 1 MUST GO NOW

GC: K4N4Y4 YOUR3 1N CH4RG3 OF TH3 DRUBB1NGS WH1L3 1 4M GON3

GC: CY4 >:]

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AC: :33 < bye terezi!

CG: BYE.

CG: THIS IS STILL A COMPLETE CLUSTERFUCK.

CG: I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE IT HERE. LET IT FIX ITSELF.

CT: D --> You language certainly is not helping

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AC: :33 < *ac does not s33 how the memo is still a "complete clusterfurk"*

CT: D --> Nepeta

CT: D --> Do not use such language

AC: :33 < *ac apologizes to ct* :((

CT: D --> All is forgiven

AC: :33 < :33

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Karkat Reigns Supreme For a While

((part 2 of the main logs. a long ride ahead for us, folks. last time, eridan finally disconnected.))

AA: this is bad

AA: this is very bad

AT: }:(

CT: D --> Fiddlesti%

CG: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT. I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S UNCHARACTERISTIC BUT

CG: IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN HE STORMS OFF LIKE THAT.

AA: he seems upset

CT: D --> He always is

GA: He Did Seem Distressed About Something

GC: 1 SM3LL TH3 DR34D 4ND 4NG3R ON H1S PLUM T4ST1NG WORDS

AA: n0 0ne asked f0r y0ur 0pini0n equius

CT: D --> That is simply a highb100d's way

AT: sOMETHING MUST BE,, uH ,,REALLY WRONG,,

GA: I Dont Feel Like Intervening On His Personal Issues Though

GA: He Doesnt Seem To Appreciate My Help Anyway

AA: he never appreciates any help

CT: D --> Of course he does not. He is a filthy seadweller

CG: I'LL TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO EVENTUALLY SAY SOMETHING TO HIM. EVENTUALLY. Y'KNOW AFTER I FINISH MY LEADERLY REIGN ON THIS MEMO.

AT: lEADERLT REIGN?

AT: *LEADERLY,, sORRY

GC: TYR4NT R31GN

CT: D --> You c001d not lead a hoofbeast to water

AA: equius just st0p

CG: EQUIUS DO I NEED TO BAN YOU AGAIN.

CG: BECAUSE I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO SO.

AA: d0 it

CT: D --> I will simply be "unbanned" at some point

GC: DONT DO 1T

CT: D --> I do not fear you and your powers

AT: yOU GUYS,,, pLEASE,

TC: KaRbRo Am I aLl Up AnD uLtImAtElY gOnNa HaVe To LaY tHe WiCkEd SwEeT sHoOsH pApS uPoN yOu?

AA: i cant stand this anym0re

AA: im d0ne im leaving

carcinoGeneticist [CG] silenced terminallyCapricious [TC].

carcinoGeneticist [CG] silenced centaursTesticle [CT].

carcinoGeneticist [CG] silenced gallowsCalibrator [GC].

AA: 0kay never mind

AT: oH JEEZ

AA: this is great!

CG: THERE I THINK THAT CLEARS THINGS UP.

AT: sHOULD WE,, uH, bE GLAD WE'RE STILL HERE?

AA: s0 that leaves me tavr0s karkat kanaya and nepeta

AA: and yes i think s0

CG: NEPETA HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT EXTREMELY SILENT AND NOT AN ASSHOLE.

AA: at least we d0 n0t have t0 listen t0 equius and his sn0bby speech patterns!

CG: TAVROS, YOU’RE JUST ANNOYING. BUT YOU CAN STAY.

AT: }:(

GA: What Did Gamzee Do To Deserve A Ban?

AA: papping i supp0se 0_0

CG: HIS QUIRK IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

AA: als0 d0 n0t insult tavr0s

GA: I Dont Think Thats A Fair Reason To Ban Somebody

carcinoGeneticist [CG] unsilenced terminallyCapricious [TC].

AA: welc0me back gamzee!

CG: THERE. BRING IN THE ASSHOLE CLOWN AGAIN.

TC: MaNy MiRaCuLoUs ThAnKs KaNnY.

AT: hES,, uH,, nOT THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE,

TC: NoW.

TC: SoOoOoOoOoOoSsSsSsHhHhHh. PaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAp.

CG: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

CG: I DON'T NEED SHOOSH PAPS I AM PERFECTLY CALM.

GA: I Think It Would Be Best To Accept His Invitation For A Truce

AA: can y0u d0 that thr0ugh a huskt0p?

AT: wHO KNOWS,

TC: NoT iN tHe AlL sLiGhTeSt My MoThEr FuCkInG bRo. YoU fOrCeD tWo OtHeRs In WiCkEd ExIlE aS wElL.

CG: I HAD MY REASONS.

AA: equius deserved it frankly

TC: I cAn'T fInD tOo MuCh MiRaCuLoUs ReAsOnS tO dEnY tHaT sIs

CG: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NEPETA.

AA: hahahaha

AT: sHE MIGHT, uH, bE ASLEEP,

carcinoGeneticist [CG] unsilenced gallowsCalibrator [GC].

CG: I'VE NOW REALIZED IT'S WAY TO FUCKING QUIET IN HERE

TC: :o)

TC: WeLcOmE bAcK pAlAtE sIs

CG: LIKE. UNCANNILY QUIET.

CG: TEREZI.

CG: GODDAMNIT YOU'RE UNBANNED.

AA: well this is sad 0_0

CG: AND WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE ELSE? WHY DO ALL OF THE MEMOS I LEAD FALL INTO THE VOID.

AT: uH,,,

AA: maybe if y0u tried sh0uting less?

AT: i'M STILL HERE?

CG: I SAT HERE FOR A GOOD FEW MINUTES TO SEE IF ANY OF YOU HAD ANYTHING YOU FELT THE NEED TO VOMIT UP. BUT NO, SILENCE. SILENCE IS ALL I GET.

AA: i said s0mething

AA: s0 did tavr0s

AA: did he ign0re us

CG: LET ME CORRECT MYSELF. NOTHING INTERESTING WHATSOEVER HAPPENED.

GA: I Would Hate To Put A Damper To Your Memo Karkat But It Looks Like Ill Have To Contribute

CG: AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

TC: I'm JuSt BeInG aLl HeRe EnJoYiNg ThE mIrAcUlOuS rAiNbOw Of SpEaKaGe FlYiNg AcRoSs My ScReEn

GA: I Have Been Up To Some Personal Schemes

GA: In Any Case I Must Take My Leave

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] disconnected.

AA: g00dbye then kanaya!

CG: Y'KNOW WHAT. WHATEVER. WE DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAYS. WE CAN HAVE AN ASSHOLE PARTY WITHOUT YOU.

AA: well karkat it l00ks as th0ugh this really was a fl0p

CG: APPARENTLY WITHOUT TEREZI BECAUSE SHE WONT FUCKING TALK.

CG: ARE YOU MAD AT ME OR SOMETHING

CG: I BANNED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE CONTRIBUTING TO MASS CHAOES.

CG: FUCKING CHAOS*

AT: iM,, uM,, iN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING,,

TC: PeRhApS tHe InFiNiTe HeLlA aMoUnTs Of AsH mAdE tHe ChIcKa HaVe To TaKe A mOmEnToUs BrEaK

CG: I WISH YOU COULD SEE THIS RIGHT NOW, I'M PERFORMING POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPRESSIVE FEAT OF BANGING MY THINKPAN AGAINST THE KEYBOARD, AND I REALLY THINK YOU'RE MISSING OUT.

AA: that pr0bably hurts 0_0

CG: YES. IT DOES. THANK YOU FOR THE COMMENT ARADIA, I’M GLAD YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE PAIN I HAVE TO ENDURE.

AA: n0 pr0blem

CG: AM I JUST DOOMED TO HAVE EVERY MEMO BECOME COMPLETELY BARREN.

TC: Is It ReAlLy BeInG a NeCeSsArY pAiN bRo? YoU'rE aLl Up AnD dOiNg It To YoUrSeLf AfTeR aLl

CG: IS THIS JUST FATE PLAYING A TERRIBLE JOKE.

CG: OH IT'S COMPLETELY NECESSARY. HOW ELSE WILL I NUMB THE PAIN OF DEALING WITH YOU ALL.

CG: TEREZI I SWEAR TO GOD.

CG: WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ENDED THE EXACT WAY IT ALWAYS DOES.

GC: Y3S, Y3S 1T D1D >:]

AT: uM, kARKAT?

TC: OnE lArGe MiRaClE oF a PiE iS aL iT tAkEs To MaKe My ThInKpAn PaIn Go AwAy AfTeR bEeN hEaRiNg YoUr ShOuTtY lIl SeLf BrO

TC: HoNk :oD

CG: I AM SO DONE.

CG: WHAT, TAVROS.

CG: WHAT.

AT: cAN WE,, uH,, kEEP EQUIUS BANNED FOR A WHILE,

AT: i CHANGED MY MIND,

CG: I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PLANS ON UNBANNING HIM.

CG: DID YOU JUST NOW HAVE AN EPIPHANY, DID YOU JUST NOW REALIZE HOW CREEPY HE FUCKING IS.

AT: wE'RE,

AT: uM,

AT: hAVING AN,, uH,, uNPLEASANT CONVERSATION.

AT: tHAT i DON'T KNOW WHY i'M,, uM,, cONTINUING.

CG: VRISKA'S AN ASSHOLE BUT SHE'S NOT COMPLETELY IGNORANT ON THE FACT THAT YOU NEED TO MAN UP.

CG: IN LESS OF A SPIDERBITCH METHOD KIND OF WAY, BUT YOU NEED TO THINK FOR YOURSELF.

AT: i,, uM

AT: i GUESS SO,

GC: YOU SHOULD ST1CK UP FOR YOURS3LF

AA: yes i agree c0mpletely tavr0s

AA: y0u deserve c0nfidence!

CG: GEE, THANKS TEREZI, FOR ONCE AGAIN SHOWING UP AT A RANDOM MOMENT. AFTER THE FACT THAT WE COULD HAVE USED YOU BEFORE.

AT: oH,,,,

AA: tell him t0 shut it and leave

AT: i,, uM,

AT: i DID

AA: he said n0 didnt he

AT: nO,, i UH, i LEFT

AA: 0h thats g00d

TC: AyY lIl BuLl ThEy AiN't SpIlLiN WrOnG yA kNoW?

AT: i FINISHED THE CONVERSATION AND LEFT,,

CG: GOOD JOB. I'M ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY PROUD OF YOU.

GC: OH R34LLY?

TC: HoNk HoNk :o)

CG: I'M SILENTLY APPLAUDING OVER HERE, THE CROWD GOES WILD AND MARVELS IN YOUR BRAVERY.

AT: }:)

GC: 1 W4S BUSY B31NG B4NN3D BY 4 C3RT41N SOM3ON3

AT: i KNOW,, uH, tHAT WAS PROBABLY SARCASM, bUT IT APPRECIATE IT KARKAT,

CG: NOW THAT WE'RE ALL OVER OURSELVES AND AT LEAST SOME OF US ARE STILL ALIVE, IS ANYONE STILL WONDERING WHY ERIDAN CREATED A MEMO.

GC: NO

AT: nOT REALLY,,

TC: It'S a MiRaClE oF aCcEpTeD tRuTh NoW mAn. A pLaCe WhErE aLl CaN cOnGrEgAtE aNd ShOoT tHe WiCkEd ChIlLaGe.

CG: WELL FUCK ME FOR ATTEMPTING TO START A CONVERSATION. WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS GET SO QUIET.

AT: uH,, bECAUSE WE ALL SUCK AT CONVERSATION?

CG: WELL YOU'RE NOT WRONG TAVROS.

GC: B3C4US3 YOUR3 ST1LL 4N 4SSHOL3 P4RTY ST4RT3R

CG: YOU KNOW, THAT CONCLUSION DESERVES AN AWARD.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] set adiosToreador [AT] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.

AT: }:)

CG: IF I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE PARTY STARTER THAN WHY AREN'T YOU STARTING THE PARTY.

AT: wE CAN HAVE,, uH,, mETAPHORICAL ASSHOLE STREAMERS,,

CG: SINCE APPARENTLY I'M INCAPABLE OF SUCH A FEAT, THAT LEAVES YOU DOESN'T IT.

CG: THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE TAVROS.

GC: B3C4US3 YOU 4LR34DY ST4RT3D 1T WH3N YOU 3NT3R3D TH1S

CG: HONESTLY A REALLY TERRIBLE IDEA.

AT: iT,, uM,, sOUNDED BETTER IN MY HEAD

carcinoGeneticist [CG] set adiosToreador [AT] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users

AT: oH,, tHANKS,

CG: BUT ITS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER

CG: THAN TEREZI

AT: fOR THE PROMOTION!

AT: aND THANK YOU,

CG: SEE I AM A GREAT LEADER.

GC: >:[

TC: WiCkEd AmOuNtS oF pOwEr ImBaLaNcE aLl Up At HeRe

CG: LOOK AT ME APPOINTING CRIPPLES TO THE HIGH POSITIONS. MORE RECOGNITION THAN ANYONE ELSE GIVES HIM.

AT: uH,

AT: i APPRECIATE IT?

GC: H1S US3 OF L3GS SHOULDNT M4TT3R

CG: YOU KNOW TEREZI.

CG: I COULD REALLY DO WITHOUT YOUR SHIT AT THE MOMENT, I HAVE IMPORTANT LEADERLY ISSUES TO ATTEND TO WITH TAVROS HERE.

GC: L1K3 WH4T? PL4NN1NG YOUR 4SSHOL3 P4RTY

GC: 1 C4N H3LP P1CK TH3 COLORS FOR TH3 H4TS >:]

AT: wHAT, uH, lEADERLY THINGS?

CG: TAVROS, SHUT UP. TEREZI, SHUT UP TO A HIGHER LEVEL. THE HIGHEST LEVEL THERE IS, YOU SHOULD BE SHUTTING UP TO THE LEVEL OF THE EMPRESS HERSELF.

AT: uH, hEY KARKAT?

GC: F1N3

CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT, YES?

AT: i CLICKED OVER YOUR NAME AND,, uH, fOR SOME REASON i CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU,,

TC: ShOoOoOoOoOoOoSh. PaAaAaAaAaAaAaA.

CG: TAVROS.

CG: DID YOU TRY TO BAN ME.

AT: wHAT?

AT: nO!

CG: WHAT WERE YOU DOING OVER THERE.

AT: i WAS, uM, sEEING WHAT i COULD DO?

AT: i WANTED TO,, uM,, tEST IT,

AT: i WASN'T GOING TO,, uM,, dO ANYTHING TO YOU

CG: SEEING IF YOU COULD BAN ME? TAVROS DO YOU NOT RESPECT ME FOR APPOINTING YOU LESSER IMPORTANT BUT STILL SLIGHTLY IMPORTANT LEADER.

CG: TEREZI FUCK THIS, I THINK THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INVESTIGATION.

AA: karkat calm d0wn we was just testing 0ut his new auth0rity p0wers

CG: WHY DID I GIVE HIM AUTHORITY POWERS. THAT WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA.

CG: TAVROS IM SORRY, BUT I NO LONGER TRUST THE POWER THAT YOU HOLD.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] silenced adiosToreador [AT].

AA: it was nice 0f y0u t0 say the least

AA: 0h whyd y0u have t0 g0 and d0 that?

AA: unsilence him right n0w

CG: HE WAS TOTALLY ABOUT TO BAN ME. HE WAS A TRAITOR.

AA: he cant d0 that!

CG: I GAVE HIM POWER AND HE WAS GOING TO ATTEMPT TO DETHRONE ME.

AA: unban him n0w

CG: I REFUSE TO UNBAN HIM.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] unsilenced centaursTesticle [CT].

AA: karkat

AA: what

AA: n0

AA: y0u cant d0 that

AA: hell ann0y y0u as well as me

CT: D --> Finally

AA: n0

AA: n0000

CG: THIS IS WHY I'M THE LEADER. I HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT.

AA: y0ure n0t the stupid leader!

AA: eridan is

CT: D --> Let me educate you all on the hemospectrum, seeing as how you do not know of it

AA: y0ure just a staff member wh0 cant h0ld his p0wer in

CG: I'M LEADER WHILE HE'S GONE.

AA: 0h dear g0d n0

AA: please just ban me

CG: AND WHERE IS HE RIGHT NOW? GONE.

CG: YES EQUIUS, ENLIGHTEN US.

AA: ban me n0w

AA: karkat please

CG: I THINK WE ALL NEED A LITTLE LESSON FROM EQUIUS.

TC: ThIs HaS qUiCkLy DeScEnDeD iNtO aLl KiNdS oF mIrThFuL fUcKeRy AnD iS bEiNg CoNfLiCtIn

AA: i c0uldnt give less 0f a darn ab0ut the hem0spectrum!

CG: I COULD CARE LESS AS WELL, BUT I MIGHT AS WELL ADD TO THIS HELLHOLE WHILE I'M AT IT.

CT: D --> I will not stand for such anarchy from you lowb100ds. The hemospectrum is a beautiful thing that keeps our civilization peaceful. Without it we w001d most likely have bickered, fought, and eventually killed our race, much like the lime b100ds.

CG: AT THIS POINT I JUST WANT TO SEE IT BURN.

CT: D --> Once you all understand your place, I will happily affiliate with you once more

CG: OK YEAH NEVERMIND THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA. FUCK PAST ME FOR THAT IDEA.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] silenced centaursTesticle [CT].

AA: thank y0u

AA: im leaving n0w because i d0nt want t0 risk anything

AA: bye

apocalypseArisen [AA] disconnected.

CG: ARE YOU.

CG: ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

CG: TEREZI?

CG: NEPETA? ACTUALLY I HAVE NO FAITH IN NEPETA. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL SHE IS.

AC: :33 < i am right here

terminallyCapricious [TC]'s connection timed out.

AC: :33 < im sorry karkat, i have b33n very busy

AC: :33 < with

AC: :33 < things

CG: WELCOME TO HELL APPARENTLY. WHERE EVERYONE DITCHES KARKAT IN THE VOID.

CG: NO, YOU'RE FINE. SO FAR YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO PISS ME OFF THE LEAST.

AC: :33 < :33

AC: :33 < this does happen a lot though

AC: :33 < fur too often

AC: :33 < anyways

CG: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T IT JUST HAPPENS BECAUSE EVERYONE CAN'T GET OVER THEMSELVES.

AC: :33 < ://

CG: ):B

CG: YOU'RE RIGHT NEPETA.

AC: :33 < i am?

CG: APPARENTLY I JUST CONTINUOUSLY FUCK EVERY MEMO IN EXISTENCE UP HERE, IT HAPPENS WAY TOO OFTEN.

GC: JUST 4S 1 S41D

CG: TEREZI I WILL END YOU.

AC: :33 < it isnt all your fault, karkat

GC: BUT YOU WONT >:]

CG: LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO BE ALL SAPPY HERE AND GET EMOTIONAL LIKE SOME PEOPLE, BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING.

CG: ERIDAN IS NOT GOING TO BE FUCKING HAPPY WHEN HE GETS BACK.

GC: Y34H TH4TS YOUR F4ULT

carcinoGeneticist [CG] set arsenicCatnip [AC] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.

CG: I'M GOING TO GO FOR A BIT.

CG: NEPETA.

AC: :33 < yes?

CG: YOU’RE IN CHARGE.

AC: :33 < okay

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This Behavior Is Beyond Intolerable

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG].

GA: Do You Have Something You Would Like To Confess

GA: Perhaps Something To Do With Some Recent Conversations You Might Have Had

AG: Not particularly.

GA: What Did You Tell Eridan

GA: From My Understanding

AG: Fuck did he tell you I talked to him????????

GA: It Was Everything I Told You In Confidence

GA: Yes

GA: Was That Conversation With Eridan Meant To Be In Confidence

AG: Damn it.

AG: God fucking damn it.

GA: Because Im Under The Impression That Trolls Telling Other Trolls About Their Personal Lives Is Something Of A Plague Going Around

AG: I will literally drag him out of the ocean to kick his fucking worthless ass.

GA: I Know That Youre Mad With Me

GA: And Thats Understandable

GA: But Threatening My Friends Is Not

GA: Can You At Least Tell Me If You Plan To Go Through With Anything

GA: Please Tell Me Youre Just Trying To Scare Him Away From Me

AG: Look, a8out that convers8tion, I was upset alright? I needed to yell at someone and I didn't want to yell at you.

GA: Should I Remind You That Were Moirails

GA: I Know It Can Be Hard At Times To Tell Me How You Feel

GA: Especially Since My Personal Failure Of That Is Why Were In This Mess

AG: Don't 8lame yourself.

GA: But You Shouldnt Be Afraid To Yell At Me In Any Case

GA: I Dont Think Anyone Else Is To Blame But Me

AG: It really is not your fault.

AG: At least in my eyes.

AG: Or, well, eye.

AG: You get what I mean.

GA: Does This Mean You Arent Going To Do Anything To Seperate Eridan And Karkat

AG: ........

GA: What Does That Mean

GA: It Looks Like A Pile Of Finish Crumbs With No Preceding Substance To Be Finishing

AG: All I want to say a8out that, is that that fishy asshole deserves everything that's coming to him.

GA: So You Actually Did Have Something In Store For Him

GA: Is It Because Of Me

AG: No.

AG: Well may8e a little.

GA: Then Why Else Would You Possibly Be Attacking Him

GA: A Little

GA: Is It Entirely By Fault Or A Little

AG: It's mostly 8ecause he ruins every rel8tionship he gets himself in. I know you will 8e crushed when he and Karkat 8r8k up.

AG: 8ecause that will happen at some point and it will 8e a nasty 8r8k up.

GA: I Dont Know About Crushed

GA: Perhaps Vexed And Confused Would Be More Accurate

GA: Of Course I Care For Them Both And Dont Want Them To Get Hurt

GA: In Any Case

GA: Why Do You Think Breaking Them Up Now And Possibly In A Violent Way Would Make Me Any Less Crushed

GA: Or Vexed For That Matter

AG: Kanaya, Eridan is capa8le of culling Karkat if Karkat tries to split up with him.

GA: I Believe He Has His Bearings Together Well Enough So That He Wont Come To Any Murderous Conclusions

GA: Right Now My Biggest Concern Is Any Murderous Conclusion You Might Have Already Come To

AG: I'm not planning anything that involves murder.

GA: Im Not Sure I Can Trust That Statement

GA: Need I Remind You Of Your Tendency To Go Too Far

GA: Especially When Revenge Is Involved

GA: What Are You Planning On Doing

AG: I already have my fun ro8otic arm and an empty eye socket to remind me of that fact on a daily 8asis, 8ut thanks for the offer.

AG: Again, I'm not planning anything deadly. Get off my case already.

GA: If You Refuse To Tell Me What It Is

GA: Then I Dont Think I Can Get Off Your Case Yet

GA: Ill Have You Know I Promised Eridan I Would Make Sure You Wouldnt Do Anything Regrettable

GA: Unless That Robotic Arm And Empty Eye Socket Isnt Reminding You Enough Of That As You Claim

GA: My Only Intention Is To Keep You And Eridan Away From Harm

AG: You actually promised him that.

GA: Yes

GA: I Intend To Keep It

GA: You Did Warn Him That You Intended To Take Action After All

AG: I was frustr8ted.

GA: But You Hinted Earlier That Youll Follow Through

AG: That's 8ecause I'm still frustr8ted.

GA: Theres No Reason To Be Frustrated

GA: I Already Told You How I Felt

GA: But Youre The Only One I Want For My Moirail

GA: If You Cant Stop Yourself From Doing Anything Against Him

GA: It Would Be Because Hes My Friend

AG: Well I guess you have a god awful taste in friends, then.

GA: You Were My Friend Before We Became Moirails

GA: I Had Hoped Maybe You Considered Me A Friend At Some Point As Well

GA: If Youll Recall

GA: You Used To Be In A Quadrant With Eridan Yourself

GA: I Can Understand Why Distancing Yourself From Him Might Feel More Pleasurable Than Interacting With Anyone Who Used To Fill Any Of The Four Quadrants

AG: Correct o8serv8tion.

AG: I was also the one who 8roke up with him once I realised that 8eing anywhere near that pathetic violet caped drama queen was a w8ste of my time.

GA: But That Doesnt Mean You Should Involve Yourself With His Current Ones

AG: I'm just w8ting for you to realise the same thing.

GA: I Dont See Why We Cant Remain Friends Even Under These Conditions

GA: Do You Feel Attacked If I Dont Distance Myself Away From Him Just As You Have

AG: No.

AG: Will you just stop trying to talk me out of this????????

GA: Im Still Mad That You Told Him Any Of This To Begin With

GA: I Want To Stop Arguing About This But Right Now I Dont Think I Can

AG: Well if YOU hadn't decided that having a pale crush on your moirail's ex kismesis was all fine and dandy, then none of this shit would have happened.

AG: Or if he didn't manipul8 you into a pale crush.

GA: I Didnt Think You Would React This Way

GA: Actually I Did But I Was Reminded That Were Moirails

GA: I Was Just Trying To Tell You My True Feelings In The Hope That You Wouldnt Jump To This Kind Of Conclusion

GA: Except Thats Exactly What You Did

GA: And Always Do Without Thinking Of Other Healthier Coping Mechanisms

AG: Well then I guess you don't know me that well after all.

GA: I Wanted To Believe You Could Do Things A Different Way This Time

GA: Or In The Very Least

GA: Listen To Me When I Tell You Youre Going To Get Hurt Or Hurt Someone Close To Me

AG: I'm not gonna get hurt.

AG: He is.

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Sol Is Full Of Soul

twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA].

TA: hey, ii need two talk two you.

GA: Im All Ears

TA: look ii know you can't keep your proteiinchute flap2 clo2ed for more than a goddamn 2econd but ii can't do thii2 by my2elf.

GA: Your Confidence In My Sense Of Privacy Is Always Moving GA: Whats So Important That You Enlisted My Help Of All Candidates For Your Emotional Outbursts

TA: that'2 what ii'm here for kanaya, kii22iing your 2hoe2. iit'2 my only goal iin liife. when ii grow up, ii am goiing two tell the con2criiptiion drone2 two go 2uck a fat one, becau2e my true place ii2 here, on my knee2, cleaniing your 2hoe2 wiith my face.

GA: My Shoes Are Always In Need Of A Good Polishing

GA: Thank  You For The Offer And Dedication To Footwear Cleanliness

TA: well thank fuck ii'm here then, the fa2ted mo2t dediicated 2hoe 2hiiner on thii2 2iide of the planet.

TA: hone2tly, iit'2 a fuckiing miiracle.

TA: where the fuck ii2 gamzee when you need hiim.

TA: motherfuckiing miiracle2 all up iin here.

GA: How Long Do You Plan On Keeping Up This Log Of Sarcasm

GA: Is That Why You Messaged Me

TA: 2hut up ii wa2 gettiing two the poiint.

GA: Are We Here To Exchange A Sarcasm To And Fro Until One Of Us Just Gives Up And Absconds

TA: ii mean we could al2o do that ii could giive le22 of a fuck eiither way.

GA: Sollux I Dont Normally Appreciate Your Sarcasm On The Best Of Days

GA: But Today Has Been Particularly Frustrating And I Dont Know If I Want To Talk At The Moment

GA: If You Have Something To Say Then Would It Be Too Much To Ask That We Simply Say It

GA: Normally

TA: fiine.

GA: Without The Added Flavorful Banter And Jabs

TA: but the flavour kanaya

TA: iit ii2 2o flavourful.

TA: how come troll2 love the ta2te of colourful banter and jab2?

TA: ok fuck.

TA: do you know iif karkat ii2 ok.

GA: I Wouldnt Know

GA: I Havent Spoken To Him Recently

GA: Im Not Even Sure What Hes Been Doing Lately

GA: Although Unfortunately I Might Have To Discuss Some Uncomfortable Things With Him

GA: Before I Do That

GA: Why Do You Ask

TA: oh 2hiit really

TA: ii feel the uncomfortable conver2atiion2 though, fuck.

TA: ii wa2 ju2t. wonderiing.

TA: he trolled me earliier and iit wa2 a really bad tiime and ii thiink ii 2aiid 2ome 2tuff ii probably 2houldn't have.

TA: ii ju2t wanted two make 2ure he wa2 ok.

TA: ii mean obviiou2ly ii ruiined liiterally everythiing and we're probably not friiend2 anymore but he'2 an overdramatiic fuck and ii wanted two make 2ure he hadn't thrown hiim2elf iinto the ocean or 2omethiing you feel.

GA: Yes I Fear Something Similar Happened Between Vriska And I

GA: Or At Least The Part Where I Messed Everything Up And I Dont Know Where We Are In Our Moirailship Anymore

GA: But Thats Besides The Point

TA: god. why are we all 2uch fuckiing me22e2.

GA: Have You Tried Trolling Him Yourself

TA: you're better off wiithout that deranged hag, kanaya. ii mean obviiou2ly ii don't giive a 2iingle 2teamy fuck about your quadrant liife, but tru2t me when ii 2ay 2he'2 bad new2.

GA: Why Does Everybody Insist On Bashing On My Moirail

TA: becau2e 2he'2 a fuckiing biitch.

GA: Or My Ex Moirail Possibly

TA: ii don't want two poiint any claw2-

TA: actually, fuck that.

TA: iif you had kept a better eye on her, 2he wouldn't have been ruiiniing everyone'2 liive two begiin wiith.

GA: Have You Considered That Maybe I See Something In Her That You Dont

TA: you mean be2iide2 the ab2olute dii2regard for the liive2 of anyone except her2elf?

GA: I Didnt Come To This Log So You Could Insult My Friend

GA: And The More You Target Her As Well As Myself

GA: The Less Obligated I Feel To Try And Listen To Your Problems

GA: Actually I Dont Think I Have Any Reason To Be Here

GA: Especially After All Thats Happened I Dont Want To Dwell On My Problems

GA: With You Of All Trolls

TA: fiine, whatever.

TA: ii got what ii needed.

TA: have fun, kanaya.

TA: don't forget two 2leep wiith one eye open, for all the help iit'll do for you.

GA: Your Sarcasm As Usual Is Appreciated

GA: Thank You And Farewell

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