TA: nothiing really. ii'm thiinkiing about moviing around 2ome of my honeycomb2; a lot of iit'2 tra2hed, 2o ii fiigured ii miight a2 well make thiing2 more acce22iible iif ii'm goiing two be replaciing half of iit anyway2.
AA: 0h that s0unds
AA: uh
AA: fun?
TA: you're 2hiit at makiing conver2atiion, AA.
AA: s0rry im trying
TA: chrii2t. what crawled up your wa2techute and diied.
AA: pr0bably s0mething bad
TA: generally 2peakiing aradiia iif 2omethiing crawl2 up your wa2techute and diie2, regardle22 of what iit ii2, iit'2 con2iidered a bad 2iituatiion.
TA: ju2t a liittle head2 up, you miight want two get that checked out.
AA: yeah i guess i sh0uld d0 that
AA: i w0uldnt want t0 live with that in my system
TA: knowiing you, you'd-
TA: fuck nevermiind.
AA: n0 its 0kay c0ntinue
TA: ii wa2 goiing two 2ay that knowiing you, you'd probably make friiend2 wiith iit or 2ome 2hiit.
TA: then ii thought about iit for two fuckiing 2econd2 and remembered ii don't know you anymore.
TA: 2o ii diidn't.
AA: 0h
TA: whiich briing2 u2 two twoday.
AA: thats fine then
TA: what the globefondliing 2hiit ii2 that 2uppo2ed two mean.
AA: im accepting that y0u d0nt kn0w me anym0re
AA: what else sh0uld i d0
TA: ii ju2t diidn't know what you meant by 'that'2 fiine then'. 2o ii a2ked for clariifiicatiion. don't get your bulge iin a knot.
AA: s0rry
TA: that'2 my liine, get your own.
AA: why is that y0ur line
TA: holy fuck are you actually a2kiing me two explaiin my 2hiitty joke that ii2 referenciing the truly iin2piiriing way that ii manage two make everythiing iinto a 2elf deprecatiing joke. ii2 that what you're doiing riight now.
AA: i was 0nly asking f0r clarificati0n
AA: as y0u said "d0nt get y0ur bulge in a kn0t"
TA: oh. my fuckiing god.
TA: look, ii'm tryiing two be a ciiviiliized fuckiing troll and get along, but clearly you've got your 2kull 2hoved 2o far up your nook that iit'2 tiickliing your 2hame globe2 and ii really actually don't have two deal wiith thii2.
CT: D --> I said things that I am not proud of. I wish I c001d go back and make myself think before saying such awful words, but I cannot. All I can do is attempt to take them back. This is my attempt. I am sorry you all had to witness that. I sh001d not have even had those words go through my thinkpan. I will try not to let it happen again. I will think before I speak. I will leave this here for all to see. Do not e%pect me on this in the near future. I will take my time to reflect.
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GT: aw equius that super nice of you
GT: im real so>rry too yall dont have to apologize none
GT: i think youre right anyhow
GT: g<osh
GT: well i just popped on cause me an nep made it here so>
TA: why the fuck ii2 equiiu2 apologiiziing.
GT: !
TA: al2o, who the fuck are you.
GT: hi! uhhhh
GT: im so>pora!
GT: im so>rta new as yall can tell
GT: who are you?
TA: liike, the 2liime.
TA: 2opora.
GT: ...
GT: yes
GT: i know
GT: vriska already called me slimey i knoooooooow
TA: ii'm not makiing fun chrii2t calm down.
GT: ANYWHO
TA: ii'm liike, the la2t per2on who ha2 a riight two laugh at name2, ii can't even fuckiing 2ay miine.
TA: and ew, fuck vrii2ka.
TA: iif you liike your liimb2 ii'd 2tay a2 far away from her a2 po22iible.
GT: equius is apologizing cause my lusus bit him an paralyzed him for a little bit an THEN i called him weak which made him mad cause apparently he aint weak? hes like super duper strong an stuff but how was i supp<osed to know that?
TA: pffff
TA: holy fuck ii'm out of the loop.
GT: anyway he told me it was my fault WHICH I AGREE on but nobody else seems to think its my fault and is like super into him being paralyzed for whatever reaso>n???
GT: an then he dont like me cause i talk funny i think
GT: an he dont want me hangin around his moirail even though were friends an hunt together an shes WANTS to be around me but thats just a THING
TA: yeah that 2ound2 about riight hone2tly.
GT: then he got all mad on here an said the F word at me
TA: equiiu2 ha2 a 2pear wedged 2o far up hii2 wa2te chute that he chiipped hii2 teeth on iit.
TA: waiit what
GT: hope its not my spear
TA: equiiu2.
TA: 2aiid fuck.
GT: yeah
TA: HA
TA: HAHAHA
GT: 'F you'
TA: that'2 fuckiing RIICH
TA: HOLY 2HIIT
TA: ha2 everyone gone out of theiir fuckiing pan2?
GT: its up there if you wanna dig it up an read it
GT: did anyone have a pan in the first place?
TA: fuck that dude ii couldn't care le22 about what that lowliife 2ay2.
TA: 2HIIT
GT: wait shoot thats not nice i didnt say that
TA: oh ye2 you diid, that wa2 golden.
GT: ehehehe
GT: shoot an here i was going to apologize to him too...
TA: we're all panle22ly 2crabbliing around iin the diirt that the hiighblood2 giive u2, ii thiink you have a riight two poke fun.
TA: fuck that noii2e.
TA: hii2 deliicate fuckiing feeliing2 wiill be okay, ii promii2e.
GT: i mean im still gonna do it cause i feel bad an i WOULD like him to trust me with his moirail an not think im going to let my lusus have her for mornin eatin but still
GT: oh my g<osh RIGHT??? i mean
GT: theres highbloods here so> im a lil more than a lil nervous to be sayin such things but g<osh dang if it aint the truest string of words i ever read
TA: look ii know exactly fuck all about that wa2te of 2pace and hii2 moiiraiil but ii'm pretty 2ure that nepeta can do whatever the fuck 2he want2, regardle22 of what 2iir 2weat2 a lot over there 2ay2.
GT: thats true
GT: she IS gonna be talkin with him later
GT: she told me so> cause shes right here
TA: the hiighblood2 who read thii2 2hiit can 2uckle my wa2techute for all ii care.
GT: ...
TA: oh, you're wiith nepeta?
GT: the highbloods who read this can kindly not do the same to me
TA: HA
TA: ii mean, faiir enough. ii ju2t fiigured they'd liike a ta2te of what we have two do ju2t two 2urviive.
TA: eheheheh.
GT: yeah nepeta is super nice an her lusus has been hurt so> we have been hunting together
GT: especially since mine uh
GT: well she jumped in the middle of five trolls to get so>me rotten meat
TA: well 2hiit.
TA: damn, my lu2u2 ii2 chaiined two the roof of my communal hiive2tem.
GT: came away from that mess with a hole in her frontal cavity and slice on her upper frond nub and a huuuuuuge chunk outta her tail
TA: iit can't do a lot of damage up there, two iit2elf or otherwii2e.
GT: ehehehehe that must be nice
TA: and 2he 2urviived?
GT: oh yeah shes had worse
GT: so> have i
TA: chrii2t
GT: shes gonna have a dent in her beak an her tail for the rest of her life but id say thats a nice trade off considerin
GT: serves her right for thinkin that she could just steal that stuff from FIVE trolls
TA: yeah, fuck.
GT: she dont let me go into town an grounds me from huntin for two weeks an then she pulls THAT???
TA: and ii thought my lu2u2 wa2 u2ele22.
GT: well if she were useless i probably would have tried eatin her by now ehehehe
GT: she DOES protect me an shes right good at it too with that venom
GT: so>metimes i just wish she would protect me from different things ya know?
GT: not from FRIENDS but from
GT: other stuff
TA: liike the 2y2tematiic oppre22iion and de2tructiion of anyone who ii2n't purple or hiigher?
GT: hehehehe
GT: yeah
GT: well
TA: good luck wiith that 2hiit.
GT: yeah she does that
GT: real good actually
GT: but uh thats a different story that i am certainly never gonna say here
TA: fuckiing fiinally, 2omeone who under2tand2 PRIIVACY
((part thirty of the main log. last time, eridan dodged a conversation, and aradia found out anyway, logging off in a panic.))
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AT: oH,
AT: tHAT'S, nOT A PLEASANT TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT,,,
GT: whoops! i keep getting distracted ehehehe
GT: oh
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GT: hi nepeta!!!
AT: oH, nEPETA!
AC: :33 < hello! :33
GT: how are you???
CT: D --> Hello, Nepeta
GT: oh and we are still asking the questions right???
AC: :33 < hi!
AC: :33 < oh yes
AC: :33 < im feline good, to answer your question
AC: :33 < :33
GT: cause as a separate and completely unrelated note whatso>ever...
GT: i think mister ampora got kinda hurt!
GT: {:(
AC: :OO < DD:
GT: said he got hit by so>me magical lightning and maybe hes bleedin too and who knows what else!!!
AC: :(( < oh no! thats terrible!
AC: :(( < gosh i cant believe efurryones getting hurt so much lately
GT: i know!
AC: :(( < bleurgh
GT: is this what friends is like cause ill tell you what
AC: :(( < i just want our furiends to be okay
GT: its a worryin thing!
AC: :// < yep! unfurtunately
AC: :33 < they can make you really worried sometimes!
AC: :33 < but i suppawse that shows how much you care fur them
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GT: ehehehe thats true!
GT: okay well im still gathering these herbs so> ill be around but probably wont respond much!
AC: :33 < oh thats okay!
AT: yEAH, uM, tAKE YOUR TIME! iT'S ALRIGHT,
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AT: oH, hI KANAYA, hI EQUIUS,
AT: }:)
GA: Hello
CT: D --> Hello again
GA: Is This Memo Still In Use
GA: Assuming It Was Ever Being Used For Anything Practical
AT: uM, i THINK IT IS,,
GA: Im Not Sure If I Should Be Here
AT: wHY?
GA: Ive Suddenly Found Myself In An Unfortunate Position
GA: Where There Are Some Particular Trolls I Would Rather Not Meet
GA: Given The Choice
AT: oH,,
GA: Actually I Think Its More Likely That My Presence Is Unwanted
GA: None Of Those People Are Here Though
GA: So I Suppose Those Anxieties Are Rendered Pointless
AT: }:(
AT: i, uH, wON'T MAKE YOU TELL US,, wHAT THE PROBLEM IS,,
AT: bUT, uM, i STILL WANT YOUR PRESENCE, iF THAT HELPS,,
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GA: In Any Case It Doesnt Look Like This Memo Is Too Active Anyway
AT: eVERYONE'S BUSY, iT SEEMS,,
AT: tHERE HAS BEEN, a LOT GOING ON,
GT: wait hold on im back!
GT: hi! have i met you???
GA: Are You Referring To Me
GT: and g<osh yeah ive been busier than a one legged troll in a rump kicking contest!!!
GT: yeah!
GA: Have You Met A Fashionable Jade Blood Troll Anywhere Else
GT: ehehehehe...
GA: If Not Then You Can Say You Have Starting This Very Moment
GT: well
GT: oh!
GT: well g<osh!
GT: super nice to meet you now!
GT: im so>pora {:D
GA: The Pleasure Is Mine
GA: Kanaya Maryam
GT: oh!!!
GA: You Can Refer To Me By My Troll Tag
GA: I Dont Mind How You Refer To Me Really
GT: i have heard of you but okay!!! is miss maryam okay or just ga?
GA: Whatever Is Most Comfortable For You
GA: Do You Prefer Sopora Or Gt Or Perhaps A Different Nickname
GT: ehehe alright! yall like fashion??? thats super neat i never heard of that much!
GT: aw well i aint really had a nickname before unless you mention vriska calling me slimey but thats my fault ehehehe
GT: so>pora is fine!
GA: Oh
GA: Youve Met Vriska Already
GA: How Recent Would You Say That Was
GA: If You Dont Mind Me Asking
GT: uhhhh
GT: tavr<os how long ago was that i aint gotta clue about the nights
GT: maybe a couple nights ago?
AT: uHHH, yEAH,,
GA: I See
GA: Can We Change The Subject
GT: oh uh
GT: yeah okay i guess
GA: I Can Introduce You To Fashion If You Like
GT: kinda wanted to ask a question but heck i gots so>methin!
GT: oh sure!
GA: A Question About Her Or Something Else
GT: uh
GT: question about her whoops
GA: Hmm
GA: What Did You Want To Know
GT: just that i aint know nothin about her an was wondering what the heck she likes! she dont seem to be friends with nobody!
GT: hope she dont see this...
GT: but we can talk about fashion cause heck i sew my shirts a lot since i hunt like nepeta!
GA: It Might Be Best To Ask Someone Else About Her
GA: I Thought I Knew Her But Recently Im Not So Sure
GA: Its Not Something I Want To Discuss Anyway
GT: oh dear...
GT: yeah its no worry miss maryam
GA: May I Ask What You Use To Sew Your Shirts With
GT: well lets see here...
GA: Do You Use Fabrics Or Other Materials
GT: both?
CT: D --> You sh001d attempt to speak with her. You do seem to get friendly with everyone so quickly
GT: oh i have!
GA: Welcome To The Conversation Equius
CT: D --> I have been here. I need no welcome
GA: Nice Of You To Join Us In Any Case
GT: she talked to me first actually an stuff but uh... i aint wanna upset nobody
GA: But You Are Interrupting The Topic Of Conversation
GT: i use fabrics when i can but its hard to come by so> usually i use furs an string off of other shirts!
CT: D --> She needs constant pestering to become civil
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GT: huh?
GC: H3Y GUYS
GT: well hi there!
GC: >:?
GC: WHO 4R3 YOU
CT: D --> Hello, Pyrope
GT: ehehehe im so>pora! who are you? {:?
GA: Furs Are Certainly Fashionable During The Winter Months
GC: OH
GA: Hello Terezi
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GC: YOUR TH4T TROLL TH4T C4M3 OUT OF NO WH3R3 4T MY H1V3 >:]
GC: H3Y K4N4Y4
GA: I See You Know Each Other
GT: oooooh well usually i just use them to snuggle up in during that time! ehehehe
GA: Furs Are Also Useful For Snuggling
GT: yeah i am! hilow again terezi!!! thank you again for that big ol bird that was great! them bones are so> big i carved so>me tools outta them and i gots like four new bowls!
GC: H3H3H3
GC: NO PROBL3M
AC: :33 < that sounds wonderfur, sopurra! :33
GA: Welcome To The Memo Nepeta
GT: hi nepeta!!!
AT: hEY NEPETA!
AC: :33 < hello kanaya! nice to s33 you again!
AC: :33 < hi sopurra! hi tavros! :DD
GC: H3LLO N3P3T4
GT: oh shoot be right back yall my lusus fell asleep an shes drooling an i gotta put a bowl under that cause i dont want her venom gettin on any foodstuffs
AC: :33 < hey terezi!
AC: :33 < oh eh33h33
AC: :33 < thats okay!
GT: being numb for a day aint fun let me tell you what
AC: :33 < it must be hard sometimes eh33h33
GA: That Sounds Like Quite The Health Hazard
GA: My Lusus Has Always Been Fairly Easy To Care For
GC: 1 DON'T R34LLY KNOW WH4T 1T'S L1K3
GA: As A Matter Of Fact She Has Guided Me In A Number Of Ways
GC: BUT 1'M GU3SS1NG 1T'S D1FF3R3NT FOR 3V3RYON3
GA: Maybe You Will Some Day Terezi
GC: NO 1 WON'T
GC: NOT UNL3SS YOU W4NT TH3 WORLD TO 3ND H3H3H3
AT: uH,
GA: Its Not An Especially Rewarding Experience
AT: i'D PREFER THE WORLD,, nOT END,,
GC: M3 31TH3R
GA: Especially In Some Cases Such As Giant Spiders
AC: :33 < neifur would i
GA: Or Thats What Ive Heard At Least
GC: Y34H SP1D3RS C4N B3 4 B1TCH 1 H34RD
AC: :33 < i agr33 that efurryone has diffurent expurriences with their lusii!
GA: I Got Lucky In That Respect
AC: :33 < me and pounce always hunt togefur, shes like a custodian but also a furiend!
CT: D --> I have the STRONGEST lusus, so I am fairly lucky
CT: D --> He is a breeze to care for
AT: tINKERBULL, uH, iS A PRETTY EASY LUSUS TO CARE FOR,,
AT: i'M PRETTY GLAD, i'VE GOT THEM,,
CT: D --> He is e%tremely adorable
AT: }:)
AC: :33 < he is! :DD
GC: 1 H4V3N'T M3T YOUR LUSUS BUT 1 B3T H3 1S
AT: hEHE,,
AT: tHANKS GUYS,
AC: :33 < its no purroblem, tavros!
AT: oH, uM, bE RIGHT BACK!
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AC: :33 < okay!
GC: SO
GC: 4NYTH1NG 1NT3R3ST1NG H4PP3N W1TH 4NYON3 TOD4Y
GA: No Not A Single Thing Happened Today Or Recently Thank You
GC: S4M3 FOR M3
GC: 1 H4V3 MOSTY B33N DR4W1NG 4ND R3L4X1NG >:]
AC: :33 < i went hunting with sopurra again, and thats about it!
CT: D --> You what
GC: WH4T D1D YOU C4TCH?
CT: D --> You did what with who
AC: :33 < um, we caught lots of fish! and an antlerbeast and a burrowbeast
AC: :33 < ...
AC: :33 < with sopurra
AC: :33 < i went hunting
AC: :33 < beclawse our lusii are still unwell!
CT: D --> I forbade you from going near her
CT: D --> I thought this was clear
CT: D --> You are not to speak to her any longer
GC: NO 1T'S D4RK BLU3
AC: :33 < but you didnt!
AC: :33 < you said it was fine!
AC: :33 < i remember!
CT: D --> Fiddlesti%
CT: D --> I had hoped you had forgotten
GT: oh
AC: :// < ...
AC: :33 < thats not very nice, equius
AC: :33 < i know you mean well! but i can take care of myself, and i know sopurra is alright!
GT: uh yeah...
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GA: I See No Reason Why Nepeta Should Be Forbidden From Meeting New People
CT: D --> You know of what happened to me at her hands
GT: so>rry i just got back
CT: D --> She is a threat
AC: :33 < that was her lusus!
GA: But Then Again I Dont Know How Your Relationship Works And It Isnt My Place To Say
AT: eQUIUS, sHE'S RIGHT HERE,,,
AC: :33 < not her :((
CT: D --> Stay out of this, Maryam
GC: M4YB3 YOUR3 TH3 THR34T 3QU1US, WHO KNOWS!
AC: :33 < well thank you anyway, kanaya
CT: D --> I am well aware she is here
AC: :33 < he isnt!
CT: D --> I am trying to protect my moirail
GC: 1F YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO T4LK TR4SH 4BOUT SOM3ON3 4T L34ST DO 1T WH3N TH3Y 4R3NT H3R3 DOFUS
GA: If You Wish
CT: D --> Gossip is beneath me
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GA: But That Doesnt Excuse Your Behavior
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CT: D --> So, here I am saying it to her
AT: sOPORA ISN'T DANGEROUS,,
CT: D --> It is not okay for her to let that demon of a lusus run around
AT: iT WAS AFRAID,, aND IT, uM, wAS HUNGRY,
AT: iT'S GOING TO, bE DANGEROUS LIKE THAT,,
GC: 4ND HUG3!
CT: D --> That gave it no right to attack
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GA: I Dont Think It Could Have Been Prevented
CT: D --> If that hick had properly cared for her lusus, this whole debacle c001d have avoided easily
CT: D --> Any troll with a thinkpan c001d have avoided it
CT: D --> Thanks to her mess up, we all suffer
AT: eQUIUS, yOU'RE FINE NOW,, aREN'T YOU?
CT: D --> That is beside the point
CT: D --> She must learn
GT: ehehe... thats okay... it was my fault and hes right! i should have been more careful...
GA: Perhaps It Helped You Learn Some Humility Equius
GA: Did This Experience Not Bring You Closer To Tavros
CT: D --> What are implying
GC: OH SN4P
CT: D --> I have had enough sass from you
GA: Im Merely Implying That What Happened Wasnt Entirely Negative
GT: she so>rta grounded me from hunting because she was trying to teach me a lesso>n for uh... running off so>mewhere i shouldnt... an i let her hunt by herself instead of strifing it out with her and knocking so>me sense into her fowlpan
GC: Y34H 3QU1US 1F YOU D1DN'T G3T P4R4LYZ3D YOU TWO WOULDNT B3 4S CLOS3 4S YOU 4R3 NOW
GT: oh...dear...
CT: D --> SHE PARALYZED ME
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CT: D --> I WAS NOT MYSELF FOR QUITE SOME TIME
GA: Mind Your Volume Equius
CT: D --> THAT
AA: 0_0
GA: Or I Guess Mind Your Caps Lock
AA: w0w this was a bad idea
CT: D --> THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
AT: gUYS,,,
GC: WOW YOUR3 NOT YOURS3LF R1GHT NOW
CT: D --> I WILL USE THIS BUTTON ON MY HUSKTOP AS I PLEASE
GT: yeah... i gotta go bottle up this cluckbeast venom so> i dont have it out...
AA: g00d luck then s0p0ra!
GC: S4M3, H4V3 FUN W1TH TH4T!
GT: {:( heh... guess we got so>methin in common then maybe...
AA: whats that?
GT: we dont like to curse
GT: also> trollian is being weird an that should have sent in the other order! and like four mini time units ago!!!
GC: 1 DON'T M1ND CURS1NG SO 1 GU3SS 1M TH3 ODD ON3 OUT
AA: hahaha we have that in c0mm0n t00
AA: i cursed 0nce and i regret it a l0t :(
GT: it just dont feel right on my taste sponge
GT: aw {:(
GT: i make up my own curses! try to make em funny too ehehehe
AA: 0h?
GT: g<osh diggity dangit it and frickity doo da! ehehehe
AA: hahahaha!
AA: thats very cute
GT: i also> know so>me old curses and i dont know what exactly they mean cause no one told me...
AA: really??
AA: i l0ve 0ld things!
GT: well uh... hmmm
GT: hang on i dont know how to spell it i only know how to say it
AA: 0hh 0kay
GT: Empress's bugwinged bonebulge [in alternian]
AA: :0
AA: i have n0 idea what that means
GT: couple a trolls i uh... once knew kept sayin that an once i repeated it an they just laughed till they was colored in the face
GT: ehehehehe me neither!
AA: hahaha
AA: im g0ing t0 try and l00k it up s0meday
GT: what kinda old things do you like??? i knew a place with tons of old stuff like tomes and relics an uh...
GT: actually nevermind...
GT: maybe i oughta go ehehe... think im gonna try apologizing to equius so>metime an uh... how hurt is mister ampora? you think he would ppreciate so>me herbs so>metime? i found a great big bushel an im gonna share so>me with nepeta but puttin it to good use it better than just lettin them sit there in my sylladex an collect metaphorical dust ya know?
AA: i d0nt kn0w
AA: he might
AA: he likes receiving things i believe
AA: at least thats what ive been t0ld 0_0
AA: and 0f the 0ld things
AA: i am an archae0l0gist!
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GT: oh!!! that so>unds real neat
GT: heheh... but the place uh... i mentioned is so>rta...
AA: s0rt 0f what
GT: it was burned a while ago an the stuff is probably all gone
AA: 0h im s0rry
AA: maybe we c0uld try and find it t0gether
AA: and c0llect the ruins
GT: nah its fine... yeah i could show you so>metime... cept its real deep in the forest
AA: that makes it m0re fun!
GT: that would be nice {:)
AA: yes it w0uld
AA: we sh0uld meet up s00n!
GT: uh shoot... well im gonna get goin now but it was super nice to talk to you aradia! and you too miss maryam! i would really appreciate so>me sewing advice!
AA: g00dbye s0p0ra!
GT: my generator is bein screwy an im gonna check the so>lar panels before morning hits so> i dont go without power for a night ehehehe