#alternative:

[assembly-official]

In the tech space there are many recursive acronyms (PIP Installs Packages, GNU's Not Unix, PHP Hypertext Processor, etc) and here at assembly we don't want to lack behind, so from now on ASSEMBLY officially stands for: ASSEMBLY Seems Speedy, but Eventually Memory Begins Leaking, Yikes!

[argumento-ad-nauseam]

Coriolanus Snow meeting Lucy Gray in d12 with the moral support of his Sejanus of emotional support (and physical support too) 😭

[uglydragons]

my semi-matchy gen1s that i breed sometimes for their banana babies fuckin wegged me & then spat out this fuckin thing. paws dipped in grape juice…

[mybrainshyperfixtations]

astarion: *tries to slit his throat when they first meet*

keir (my tav): oh god why am i turned on by this

[spn-lesbian]

Cas: do you want a quickie?

Dean: I‘m sorry, wHAt

Cas: you know that egg-pie thing, a quickie

Dean: THAT‘S PRONOUNCED QUICHE

[osamusbigtits]

atsumu: kodzuken is my favorite youtuber

hinata: oh, that's my best friend!

atsumu, unaware that kodzuken is kozume kenma: ...wat

[tekuo]

fast and furious? i don't know her. fast and jean-ious, however, lives rent free in my brain