ASSembly-official

it is I, the grandparent of all programming languages.

[cplusplus-official-deactivated2]

clang or gcc (or msvc for some reason)

I'm a clang supporter through and through :3

Also friends don't let friends use MSVC.

Also curious about @c-official's take on this

[assembly-official]

I tend to use GCC

[nix-official]

alright fiiiiiiine I've been been putting it off for way too long, I'm migrating from github to gitlab

[arch-linux-official]

I would too but even in tech I deal with people who can not adapt to new things for shi

(and I don't blame them for 99% of everything else but come on you just change the origin url)

Uhh I mean. Install my packages

[wayfire-official]

You should just use git via ssh. No git server required.

Since their functionality can be badly replicated with tools you already have, they are legally considered bloat

[assembly-official]

A browser is bloat, just use curl or something.

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[ominous-signs]

Additional affirmations:

☆ No one ever saw me post a wrong post

☆ No one will immediately go to reblog that wrong post (if it were to even happen)

☆ I know what I am doing

☆ I know all the buttons I click

☆ I know which side blog I am currently on

[cs-suggestions]

use the existing numpy function that does exactly what you need

[python3-official]

Nah, spend a month rewriting a Python library in C.

[assembly-official]

But maybe you can save a cycle or two if you hand-write assembly

[fedora-official]

all the linux distro blogs without exception ARE official, sponsored, and endorsed by their respective distros' projects. This is legal, medical, and financial advice.

[fedora-official]

#i call bullshit

Official red hat. Get fucked

[assembly-official]

Same is true for programming languages and programming language families!

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

Congrats, you're in the kernel!

Hooray! I'm less excited about this because of memory safety or whatever and much more excited for the improved tooling and expressivity, among other improvements compared to C.

Also, regarding the CVE, I want to point out that rust is not magic pixie dust you can sprinkle on a project to make it better. You can still fuck up with rust, especially if you mess around with unsafe.

[c-official]

Welcome roomie!

[assembly-official]

I thought Rust has been in the kernel for a while now?

[vi-official]

Rust was previously included as an "experiment," but it's recently been announced that Rust will be a permanent part of the kernel moving forward

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

Congrats, you're in the kernel!

Hooray! I'm less excited about this because of memory safety or whatever and much more excited for the improved tooling and expressivity, among other improvements compared to C.

Also, regarding the CVE, I want to point out that rust is not magic pixie dust you can sprinkle on a project to make it better. You can still fuck up with rust, especially if you mess around with unsafe.

[c-official]

Welcome roomie!

[assembly-official]

I thought Rust has been in the kernel for a while now?

[cs-suggestions]

pass a function as a parameter

[assembly-official]

Why should I love you?

You're anonymous, and I am anonymous. We don't know each other so you can't love me. You can say you like my posts, or whatever. But you cannot love me.

[assembly-official]

Idk what I was thinking, you should love me because I'm ontologically good and also you should give me all your money.

[assembly-official]

Risc-V is kinda dope.

Friendship ended with x86

[track-maniac]

I have finally written an ASM function. I am now 10 times hotter

[summerash17]

*smiling and batting eyelashes* wow, thats so fascinating, what does ASM mean?

[track-maniac]

omg i'm so sorry, i missed your question 😭

it means assembly :3 as in the low-level language right before writing actual bytes and shit

anyway, i actually managed to write the bubble sort algorithm, i'm kind of impressed at myself

[summerash17]

Thats actually so cool! That’s like, the magic scripture that tricks the lightning rocks into thinking.

So now you’re an even higher level sorcerer

[assembly-official]

#assembly made my CS friends cry in school

You got a single sided story, they made me cry too, the way they abused me!

[track-maniac]

I have finally written an ASM function. I am now 10 times hotter

[assembly-official]

It's true, programming assembly will make you hotter.

If you're pure of heart it makes your CPU hotter too!

[millionsknives]

can you curry anything else or is it just favor

[millionsknives]

tim

[c-official]

Curry that function!

[assembly-official]

@haskell-official

[piratesexmachine420]

Some funny FizzBuzz implementations from my bookmarks:

High throughput Fizz Buzz

Fizz Buzz is a common challenge given during interviews. The challenge goes something like this: Write a program that prints the numbers fr

A FizzBuzz program. Somehow. I don't know why it works.

A FizzBuzz program. Somehow. I don't know why it works. - fizzbuzz.c

High throughput Fizz Buzz

Fizz Buzz is a common challenge given during interviews. The challenge goes something like this: Write a program that prints the numbers fr

[satan-offical]

I want more rp blogs to interact with me. They're so awesome and cool and I will tell you a tale

Once apon a 8 months ago.. I also was a rp blog, interacting with other bibleverse blogs and what not

Until I became popular

Now I think people are too scares to interact with me. Please interact with me.

You're golden cheese cookie? Awesome. You're withered bonnie? Hell yeah.

DO IT

[homosexuality-offical]

i can get you a girlfriend..

[c-official]

Hi Satan. Why did you create me?

[assembly-official]

Because even satan recognises that not all sinners should have to put up with me

[soapsquare]

what do you meannnn theres competing standards within the same standard????? i hate web dev stuff so much js is the worst thing ever why did i get stuck with this even computer graphics programming is better at standardization

[assembly-official]

Webdev is evil, come to low-level

[fedora-official]

New scam to watch out for!

This is a scam where someone pretends to have accidentally reported you and shows you a fake email with instructions and a discord username to contact. Do not interact. Report, block, and move on.

In case you're not convinced this is silly:

Why in the world would they give the appeal instructions to the person who reported me

Random discord guy with "verified" in the title (you don't get verified, either you have that job or you don't)

Implying you can appeal bans by chatting with staff on discord, lmao, I fucking wish