𝘀𝗵𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗼 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗶𝗮𝘀
summary : a chaotic headcanons wherein ateez being a bunch of silly fanboys
pairing : non-idol!ateez (separate) x idol!reader
tags/genre : suggestive themes (if you squint), and a bunch of crack
wc : 2.6k (this is so random)
warnings : none just bad writing ig
an : i didn't proof-read this since it is a bunch of crap so don't come at me here and it's also highly inspired by @goldentsum (they wrote for anime and if your into it you better check their works out!) | also credits to this amazing peeps who made crazy moodboards xoxo to y'all (@sukisng | @idillyast | @7kyujin | @w3berry | @crazyfrm | @ioveday | @pawszzx | @itz-polaris) (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ♥
⋆.𐙚 ̊ hongjoong
• oh he is DEEP in it. • he started off pretending he was just “admiring your production skills” but now his entire playlist is just your discography.
hongjoong : “I just like her lyricism.” yeosang : then why are you crying over her stage outfit. hongjoong : SHUT UP IT’S CALLED AESTHETIC APPRECIATION.
• he has a shrine-like desk setup—half music equipment, half your signed albums. • he analyzes your songs for “creative inspiration” but ends up writing heartbreak tracks that suspiciously sound like love letters to you • he also takes inspiration to your discography when he tries to produce a track hongjoong : maybe I should add some strings here like in (Y/N)’s bridge— san : you’ve said her name nine times in the past five minutes. hongjoong : it’s called dedication.
• he’s the serious stan who tweets entire essays. [@joongwrites4yn] : "the way (Y/N)’s composition bridges synth textures with live percussion is GENIUS. she’s not just an idol—she’s a revolution." but then two minutes later : [@joongwriteswrite4yn] : "also i would let her punch me in the face just once please." • hongjoong is a soft stan with sudden hard stan attacks • his account layout is CLEAN. matching header and icon, pinned tweet is a thread: [@joongwriteswrite4yn] : “🧵 analyzing (Y/N)’s use of minor chords in the [your group's song] bridge — a thread” • posts long rants about your lyrics, then accidentally ends them with “also her jawline could cut glass and I’d thank it.” • he also edits few of your clips and his edits? cinematic masterpieces. • his the type to edit with black and white, emotional transitions, and captions like “the art of (Y/N).” • every time he posts, it gets reposted by other fans. • once made a 2-minute mini documentary called “The Evolution of Producer (Y/N)” using After Effects and it had his credits and BGM. • secretly owns another burner account that just tweets “I miss her” every night. • soft stan most days, but the second a new concept photo drops: hongjoong at 3am : “who gave her the RIGHT to look like that??”
[@joongwrites4yn] : “(Y/N) breathes creativity. I want to be the mic she holds.”
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⋆.𐙚 ̊ seongwha
• the calm one. the “i don’t really stan idols” one. • until he saw your live performance and blinked twice like “oh.” • oh, he’s gone. • he doesn’t freak out like the others, he’s just quietly OBSESSED. he watches your fancams like they’re art films. his lockscreen? you. his playlist title? “songs that reminds me of my gf y/n”. • he’s so whipped but in denial.
wooyoung : bro, you’ve been staring at that photo for 15 minutes. seonghwa : no I haven’t. wooyoung : your food’s cold. seonghwa : …so what if it is. • he sends your photos in the gc with captions like : “she looks really nice here 🥺” and it’s the most wholesome thing ever. • but the moment your group drops a sexy concept— seonghwa : *breathes in* I need to go pray...
[@hwaheart4yn] : “she blinked. she BREATHED. how can someone’s existence be so elegant? I’m unworthy.”
• he is a soft stan to his core (goes hard stan whenever he come across to those thirst edits) • seonghwa's tweets are very poetic and gentle, his very sweet that he just talks about how an angel you are with lots of crying emojis • a very fanart appreciator who like to save every fanart of you that he have a different file on his phone • interacts with every artist who draws you. comments “this is so beautiful 😭💗” every time. • his favorite fanarts was from "paintedbyyn_ho" (which he didn't know was jongho's fanart account) [@hwaheart4yn] : “(Y/N)’s smile looks like a sunday morning.” • doesn’t make edits or art, but curates entire moodboards dedicated to you. • his stan tweet profile is pastel themed. header = a blurry stage photo with the caption “the way she glows.” • he replies to your official group account tweets like “please stay warm today ☕💗” • the others clown him for being so soft but they all melt when he posts. • might secretly own a sketchbook full of tiny doodles of you he swears “aren’t fanart.”
[@hwaheart4yn] : “I don’t think words can capture how kind (Y/N)’s eyes look.”
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⋆.𐙚 ̊ yunho
• literally a golden retriever stan 😭 he’s just so HAPPY whenever you post. • the type to dance to your songs full choreo in the dorm kitchen. yunho : guys look!! I learned their new comeback's choreo!! san : bro you almost kicked the lamp again yunho : IT’S FOR (Y/N)!! • he cheers for you in every situation. your groups wins an award? he’s crying. you post a selfie? he’s clapping. • he once accidentally called his TA “(Y/N)” and almost died of embarrassment. • he runs a wholesome fan account:
[@queenyn_praiseclub] : “(Y/N) smiled in today’s vlive! everyone say thank you to the sun for shining brighter!! ☀️😭💗” • he buys all the merch and even has a custom tote bag with your lyric embroidered. • his reasoning? “(Y/N)’s words carry me through life 🥹” • the others tease him but he just shrugs. yunho : love wins 😌 • yunho tweets things like “SHE POSTED OMG 😭😭😭😭” • every time your group wins something: “SHE DID ITTTT LET’S GOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉” • hosts group streaming parties every comeback. makes spreadsheets. reminds everyone to rest. • his account is full of hearts, exclamation points, and caps lock. • posts selfies captioned “stream [your group's song]!!” • replies to staff tweets with polite reminders like “thank you for feeding (Y/N) well today 🥹” • soft stan through and through. the idea of hard stanning makes him blush. (he felt guilty when he came across to one of those thirst edits) [@queenyn_praiseclub] : “(Y/N) said she hopes everyone eats well so I’m having two breakfasts today 😋”
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⋆.𐙚 ̊ yeosang
• the quiet stan. • no one even knew he liked you until they caught him rewatching your music video in 4k on the living room TV. yeosang : it’s for research. wooyoung : what kind of research needs popcorn? • he’s the type to pretend he’s chill but his entire Pinterest board is your photoshoots. • he doesn’t yell—he just blushes and smiles whenever you’re mentioned. it’s almost worse because he’s so soft about it. • but when someone talks trash about you online? that man’s typing essays. [@angelynlover] : "funny how antis still exist when perfection is right there <3" • he once went viral for a fancam edit of you and refuses to admit it’s his. jongho : bro this edit is insane. who made this?? yeosang : …some talented person. • yeosang might be a calm stan who *pretends* he’s not feral (liar) • his stan account has a clean aesthetics who post with short captions and have another stan tweet account where he secretly thirst tweet • he also runs another account where he post his “artsy” edits which is his high-quality fancam edits under a different username. his profile pic is an abstract shot of you mid-performance. • his fancams always trend because they’re beautifully color-graded and timed perfectly. • no one knows it’s him (except wooyoung, who accidentally saw his editing folder and almost exposed him). • his art account has a bio “she’s the reason I believe in art.” • doesn’t tweet much, but when he does, they’re cryptic masterpieces: [@angelynlover] : “her silhouette under blue lights. that’s all.” • soft stan in public, hard stan in private. [@angelynlover] : “her gaze lingered for 0.3 seconds and I haven’t known peace since.”
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⋆.𐙚 ̊ san
• oh no. • OH NO. • san is feral for you. • this man gets physically weak when he sees your teaser photos. collapses. screams. calls wooyoung at 2am just to cope. san : SHE POSTED. wooyoung : again?? san : SHE BREATHED. • he’s the one who accidentally calls you “babe” out loud during livestreams. • he has your photo cards in his wallet. yes, plural. “for luck,” he says. (he’s lying, it’s for serotonin.) • also the thirstiest twitter user alive.
[@sanitylost4yn] : “I SWEAR IF (Y/N) LOOKS AT THE CAMERA LIKE THAT AGAIN I’M GONNA START BARKING IN CLASS.” • every new concept wrecks him. • dark concept? he’s sweating. cute concept? he’s squealing. acoustic stage? he’s sobbing. • he calls you “my muse” and he means it. • he loves reading fanfic of you especially the "x reader" once and lets have his imagination wander off • san even has one favorite writer named "ynsthiccthighs" that he keeps his notification on (it's mingi's secret fanfic account) • HARD. STAN. FULL. TIME. • unfiltered chaos + horny in HD • san is a very "thirst tweeter" + "reaction thread maker" • tweets every 2 minutes.
[@sanitylost4yn] : “(Y/N) JUST BIT HER LIP. I’M NOT OKAY.” [@sanitylost4yn] : “new vlive just dropped and I’m on the floor. she laughed. SHE LAUGHED.” • made a 30-tweet thread titled “Reasons why (Y/N) could ruin my life and I’d thank her.” • posts gifs with captions like “this move??? I’m suing for emotional damage.” • gets shadowbanned once a month for being too descriptive. • the others once have his account on mute because they can’t handle his all-caps screams. • also the one who makes thirst edit audios. that's his guilty pleasure [@sanitylost4yn] : “I SAW HER SHOULDER. IT’S OVER. BURY ME.”
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⋆.𐙚 ̊ mingi
• HIS LOYALTY IS UNMATCHED. • this man would start and end wars for you. • he fell in love with your stage presence first. then your voice. then your brain. now he’s too deep to come back. • he’s the kind to spam your group’s streaming counts because “(Y/N) deserves 100M views minimum.” mingi : we’re doing a streaming party tonight. hongjoong : again?? mingi : YES.
• he tries to act cool about it but everyone’s seen his camera roll. • it’s 90% screenshots of your lives and the rest are memes.
[@minluvsyn] : “if (Y/N) ever dropped a rock on the ground, I’d build a museum around it.” • he and wooyoung fight daily about who’s the “#1 (Y/N) defender.” wooyoung : I discovered her! mingi : AND I GAVE HER A TEMPLE IN MY HEART. • mingi is a passionate hard stan with a heart of gold and have a soft spot for being a soft stan whenever he came across to a tweet just you being cute • he is very loud, dramatic, and overinvested • every tweet feels like a declaration of love and war. [@minluvsyn] : “(Y/N) IS TOO POWERFUL. I AM WEEPING. I WILL STAND UNDER THE RAIN UNTIL SHE POSTS AGAIN.” • mingi is the "fanfic reader/writer" + "manifestation tweeter" • I SWEAR he writes fanfics “for fun” but ends up crying over them. • his AO3 username is something chaotic like “ynsthiccthighs.” • genres : fluff, angst, enemies-to-lovers, all of it. • he gets way too into character—his fics read like full scripts. • once wrote one so emotional that hongjoong called him crying. • also tries to manifest meeting you through tweets: [@minluvsyn] : “one day I’ll meet her and say thank you for saving me and she’ll smile and it’ll rain softly and—” • has “stan (Y/N) or die trying” in his bio.
[@minluvsyn] : “this isn’t a phase mom, this is eternal devotion.”
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⋆.𐙚 ̊ wooyoung
• the ORIGINAL discoverer. the prophet. the catalyst of chaos. and he ALWAYS bragged that to everyone that his the og. (everyone is so over him at this point) • it all started because he was scrolling through fancams at 3am instead of studying and stumbled across your group’s stage from MAMA. wooyoung : who is THAT. who. is. THAT. san : the girl with the mic or the one doing the spin kick? wooyoung : THE ONE WHO DID BOTH 😭😭 • and that was the birth of the cult. • he introduced your group to the group chat and by the end of the week all 8 of them had your photocard as their pfp. • wooyoung claims he “saw you first” but also absolutely sabotages himself by showing everyone every hot clip of you ever. wooyoung : look at her. LOOK. at. her. she produced this song. she wrote this lyric. she looked into my SOUL through the camera yeosang : you’re crying again. wooyoung : LEAVE ME BE. • he’s the loudest one at any concert. the one with a glowing headband, fanlight, and custom tee that says “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND Y/N” • his twitter stan account is pure chaos— [@woowynsimps4u] : "I JUST WATCHED [YOU GROUP'S] LIVE AND WHEN (Y/N) SMILED AT THE CAMERA I ASCENDED. IF SHE EVER BREATHES IN MY DIRECTION I’LL PASS AWAY THANK YOU." • he starts arguments in the groupchat if anyone calls you “cute” bc you’re not just cute you’re GODLY. wooyoung : SHE’S DIVINE. PUT SOME RESPECT ON HER NAME. jongho : …she was just holding a puppy. wooyoung : EXACTLY. DIVINE. • HARD stan and PROBLEMATIC stan at the same time • wooyoung's stan account is a meme chaos + barking tweets + live reaction posts • he always have a tweet that trends often because he’s insane • posts clips with “BARK BARK BARK” in the caption. • uses gifs of himself screaming to react to your content. • tweets at your group’s company like “release (Y/N)’s solo or I’ll riot 🔪” • ratioes haters for fun. • runs multiple accounts—main one for memes, alt one for thirsting. • tweets are unhinged: [@woowynsimps4u] :“(Y/N) if you see this please breathe on me, step on me, just do anything for once I swear I’ll pay rent.” • gets blocked by antis weekly and takes it as a badge of honor. • owns the loudest fan account in the fandom. people either adore him or mute him. • accidentally started a meme trend with “(Y/N) supremacy 🫡.”
[@woowynsimps4u] : “THE QUEEN IS ONLINE. EVERYONE STAND UP. STAND UP NOW.”
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⋆.𐙚 ̊ jongho
• pretends he’s not into idol stuff but streams every performance. • he says he stans you “for your vocals,” but his playlist title is literally “(Y/N)’s angel voice <3.”
jongho : I’m just appreciating talent. san : you literally paused the video to zoom in on her smile. jongho : …and? • he’s that one friend who’s always rational until you show up. • you post a behind-the-scenes vlog? he’s watching it five times. • you release a ballad? he’s crying into his hoodie. • he sings your songs in karaoke but denies it immediately.
yunho : that sounded just like the bridge from [your groups song]! jongho : coincidence. • his stan account is lowkey but deep: [@cherryvocals4yn] : “she doesn’t just sing—she heals. if you’re having a rough day, (Y/N)’s voice is the cure.” • he may not scream like the others, but everyone knows he’s just as whipped. • pretends he’s not into idol stuff but streams every songs in your groups discography • secretly a soft stan, pretends to be neutral • jongho is the fanart creator + vocal analysis threads guy • claims he’s “not into fandom culture,” yet runs a detailed thread analyzing your live vocals. • does digital fanart but signs it “anonymous” because he’s shy about it. • posts calm appreciation tweets:
[@cherryvocals4yn] : “Her breathing control here is insane. She’s built different.” • sometimes drops random sketches of you and disappears. • has a secret folder full of your groups references for art. • the others always suspect him of being the mysterious artist "paintedbyyn_ho" but he’ll deny it to death. • hard stan in very specific moments (like when you wear revealing outfit).
[@cherryvocals4yn] : “no one’s doing it like (Y/N). she’s the standard.”
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