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[sidfrogsby]

I got snoopy nail stickers lmao maybe if I do snoopy nails tomorrow I’ll manifest a contract

[infiniteeight8]

Ironstrange identity reveal? I was reading Spy x Family when I thought of this, so that's the background/setting I was thinking of initially, but it can definitely be a superhero thing too. Or whatever other idea pops into your head. I'm always excited to see what you come up with!

I read the top of the wikipedia entry for Spy x Family, but that setup is not working for me here, so instead we’re going with some classic “Iron Man is Tony Stark’s bodyguard” shenanigans. 😀

Uh, this got… more than a little out of hand. This has many themes in common with other drabbles, but now it’s 1360 words long. Enjoy?

Under the read more for length.

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Tony stares stubbornly at Steve, who is rubbing his eyes with the kind of exhausted exasperation that has become his hallmark around Iron Man.

“Iron Man, you were unconscious,” Steve says. “After being electrocuted. You need a real medical check.”

“The armor has medical sensors,” Tony insists. “It says I’m fine. I can answer questions for a neurological exam. That’ll have to be good enough.”

Steve gets that stubborn look on his face. The one that no one wins against. Fuck. “You’re benched until you get a real medical check.”

“How about if I get checked out in my civilian identity?” Tony suggests.

“We have no way of verifying that you’ve done that,” Steve says. “And while I hate to say you’d lie, I can’t dismiss the possibility after this conversation. I understand your hesitation about revealing your identity, but your life is at stake.”

“It’s really not,” Tony mutters. He’s fine. But he can tell that Steve isn’t going to budge on this, and he wants to be off the bench sooner rather than later. “Fine. Call Strange, then.”

Steve’s eyebrows go up. “Doctor Strange? He’s not a practicing physician.”

“He’s kept his certifications, though.”

“And he hates you.”

Stephen hates Iron Man. He’s quite fond of Tony Stark, though. They’re… friends. He’s asked Tony on half a dozen dates, which Tony has been forced to turn down because he refuses to lie about something as important as Iron Man to someone he’s dating. It’s made for a lonely couple of years. At least if he has to reveal his identity to someone, he might get a date out of it. If Stephen forgives him for lying. If he can get past Tony Stark being an Avenger in general (apparently they make a lot of work for the sorcerers; something about the barriers between dimensions) and Iron Man in specific, who he’s always hated the most. 

“Then you’ll know he’s being honest when he clears me,” is all Tony says aloud.

Steve still looks baffled, but he makes the call.

Tony’s expecting Stephen to be angry when he arrives. He may keep his medical certifications up to date, but he doesn’t work as a doctor and he’s sure as hell not on call for the Avengers. But when he arrives he’s crisply professional, if frosty. He’s even wearing a lab coat over street clothes. He locks the exam room door behind him, which would be odd except that he follows it up with, “Armor off.” Tony hesitates. Stephen’s expression tightens. “Captain Rogers indicated you were willing to be examined,” he says sharply.

“This is kind of a big deal,” Tony snaps. “There is literally no one living that knows who I am.”

Stephen blinks. “Surely Tony knows.”

Tony sighs. “Yeah. About that.” He issues the command, and the helmet retracts. 

Stephen stares. And stares. And there it is. There’s the anger. “You utter fucking idiot!” He shouts. “What the hell are you doing risking your life in that goddamned tin can?! Don’t you know what a catastrophic loss it would be if you died out there?”

Okay, Stephen is yelling, but it seems like… good yelling? “I’m saving people,” Tony argues.

“You save plenty of people as Tony Stark!” Thank God the soundproofing in this place is spectacular; Stephen doesn’t lower his voice one bit. “So why do you insist on ruining your own life with this, this,” he waves his hand inarticulately at the armor still covering Tony to the neck, “bullshit.”

Okay, that’s enough. “Iron Man is not ruining my life! It’s the best thing I’ve ever done!”

Stephen's expression shifts from furious to incredulous. “The best thing?” he demands. “The best thing? What about the 100 million dollar donation to spinal cord research? The Foundation that helps people rebuild after things like alien invasions when their insurance won’t? What about the shield you invented that makes it possible for people with sensitive implants to get an MRI safely, or the modular smartphone that doesn’t need to be replaced every two years? What about the scholarships you’ve endowed?”

“Stephen—”

“Are those not big enough in scale?” Stephen demands. “How about the clean energy technology that looks like it might stop global warming in its tracks? Is that enough? Is one planet not enough? Do we need to talk about the international collaboration that you started to combine Earth’s resources with alien technology to turn us into an interstellar civilization before another interstellar civilization can dismiss us as barbarians—”

“I’m not the one who decided none of that counted!” Tony shouted over Stephen. It stops the tirade, at least. Tony blows out a hard breath. “The guy who donates the 100 million dollars isn’t the hero,” he goes on. “That’s the guy who makes the discovery. The Foundation isn’t celebrated for the people it helps, it’s critiqued for the ones it doesn’t. The MRI shield, the smartphone… people like them, but they’re advances that ‘were always coming’. Or maybe ‘were overdue’. That doesn’t mean they aren’t worth doing. Of course they’re worth doing.” Tony retracts a gauntlet and rubs a hand over his face. God, he’s tired. “I just… I wanted to be the hero for once,” he admits. It sounds so fucking selfish. “Tony Stark could never do enough. It always had to be about the money for them, even when it really wasn’t about the money for me. But Iron Man… No one wonders what his ulterior motive is when he does something good. They just cheer.”

Stephen sighs and hitches himself up onto the medical bed next to Tony. “Do you know why I hated Iron Man so much?”

Tony grimaces. “I always figured he was just too… blunt instrument for you.”

Stephen snorts. “Hulk and Cap are far more blunt,” he says. “Iron Man at least has precision weapons to go with the punches. No. I hated Iron Man because when the suit failed somehow Tony got the blame, but when it worked, Iron Man got the credit. Iron Man made everything you just explained worse, not better.”

There’s not really a counter argument for that. It’s true. Except, “Nothing was going to make that better,” Tony says. “Nothing could. Not until I’m dead, anyway.” He half expects Stephen to go right back to haranguing him for risking his life. 

“Speaking of which, I’m meant to be making sure you’re not dying now,” Stephen says. He stands and moves to face Tony. “Come on. Get the rest of the armor off.”

Tony obliges, and they proceed with the rest of the exam in silence. 

Near the end, Tony looks over Stephen’s shoulder rather than meet his eyes and says, quietly, “I’m not going to stop.”

“My initial reaction aside,” Stephen answers, just as soft, “I never thought you would. I know as well as anyone how this life becomes a part of you.” When he finishes the exam, he steps back. “You’re fine.” 

Tony nods and puts the armor back on. It’s never been so quiet between them before. His chest aches.

When he’s got everything but the helmet back on, Stephen stops him. “Is this why you always said no when I asked you out?”

“Yeah,” Tony says. “Didn’t seem right to lie like that to my partner.”

“Right.” Stephen nods firmly. “So will you go out with me now?”

Tony perks up. “You still want to?”

Stephen gives him a look. “You have not had a personality transplant,” he says dryly. “So yes, I still want to.”

Do not push your luck, Tony tells himself. He says it anyway, “Thought the lying might be a bigger deal.”

“Everyone keeps secrets,” Stephen says. “But the secrets that a friend will accept are different from the secrets that a partner will accept. You’ve already demonstrated that you understand that.” Tony grins and Stephen shoots him a look. “We will, however, be having words about you assuming I’d react like anyone else in your life.”

Tony swallows a laugh. “Of course,” he says. “I should have known you’d be exceptional.” 

“And don’t forget it,” Stephen says, a smirk tugging at the edge of his mouth.

[avauntus]

*slaps the 'later' button* "This bad boy can hold so much procrastination..."

[professorhotchkissesta]

CW Nancy Drew Explained by Someone who has Not Watched CW Nancy Drew: (this got super long I’m sorry)

~Disclaimer: I did watch 1 episode (2 episodes?) a long time ago so I do know the following:

1. Ned went to prison. He now goes by Nick; I’m pretty sure this is unrelated to the prison thing.

2. Ghosts are real. One is called Dead Lucy. More than anything, this makes me question how many Lucy’s are in town that we need to clarify which one we’re talking about. Is there an alive Lucy? Blonde hair short Lucy? Schrodinger’s both alive and dead Lucy? Come to think of it, ghostly Lucy does kinda seems like a Schrodinger’s situation

3. Ace is Joe Hardy.

~~~Everything else I’m gonna say is mainly based on posts from Megan and Kaitie, so HERE WE GO:

1. There’s a guy named Owen and a guy named Ryan. One of them is a garbage man. I’ve gone back and forth on this but I’m not really sure which one is which. If pressed, I’m pretty sure Ryan is a reformed garbage man, and Owen is king of the trash, top tier garbage man.

2. One of the garbage peoples are dead. I presume this is gonna be the mystery of the second season. Idk which one it is, but I’m pretty sure it happened in the bath.

3. Not being able to distinguish between the garbage people is a shame because I’m pretty sure one is Nancy’s dad and the other is her boyfriend.

4. If I had to guess, I would say Reformed garbage man is Nancy father. This is causing AngstTM for Nancy rn.

5. Owen’s last name is not Spayder. Disappointing.

6. Bess is a gay icon and is dating a police officer. She and Ace are homies.

7. George puts up with a lot. NickNotNed and her seem to be becoming partners in both restauranteeing and life. I have no idea if they’re actually dating yet.

8. Side note: Wtf does Ned Nick want to own part of a seafood joint. I’m pretty sure the answer is something heartfelt and great, but without context it leaves me confused.

9. Actually Hold Up. Aren't these kids like 18-19? How do they own a restaurant? ALSO does anyone even eat there? It’s always empty in these screen shots. I know ghosts sometimes visit but they are NOT paying customers. They must be losing tons of money if they don’t already own the building. NedNotNick this seems like a terrible investment plan. Actually on further thought, terrible investment plan in the name of friendship seems like a very Ned thing to do, so who am I to judge.

10. What was I talking about again?

11. OH! Going through characters. Right. Okay. Ace is a cook? Or a detective? Or an undercover detective cook? He and Nancy share lots of heartfelt glances. Also he says endearing things like “Bone Time.” I’m pretty sure this refers to a very specific bone they stole but really what do I know. Also we don’t know his actual name because it’s Joe. Doesn’t do libraries because he hung out there too frequently as a child. Apparently he now has enemies there. Maybe he never paid a large overdue fine and now the head librarian/(his mother?) hates him. I’m pretty sure this is only a minor throw away remark, but I’ve seen it come up too much not to intensely analyze it.  He and Nancy are Kaitie and Megan’s the fandom’s OTP. I’m pretty sure he kidnapped Carson once. Or broke him out of jail. Or kidnapped him after also breaking him out of jail. Carson didn’t seem to pleased about it. 

12. Okay, sorry but I’m back here again: Who is running the restaurant when the ClawCrew is out mystery-ing? Does it close? Who else works there? Is there a second cook available when Ace is out committing felonies and library-fee evasions? This is why your restaurant is always empty George. 

13. Carson might have killed Dead Lucy. Or I guess she was still technically alive Lucy back then. Okay, Carson might have killed Alive Lucy. I’m pretty sure he actually didn’t, but he was involved in some sus activity surrounding the whole ordeal. For some god forsaken reason he only got rid of the evidence recently. He does not seem to be the most intelligent.

14. Ace looks really good in gif and mood-board format

15.  The meniscus of water curves (downward? upward?). Okay I checked, it’s downward. This leads to Ace enjoy a refreshing beverage in the River Heights evidence room. It is super romantic.

16. I’m pretty sure some other stuff happened.

17. A mystery was solved. Probably.

[syrenki]

when i was a kid i did voice acting in the peanuts full length feature #realshit

[a-forbidden-detective]

Today while seated at a coffeehouse eating my pancake, I saw a young man came in with a 97 tattoo on his neck and couldn’t help thinking of Ron Kamonohashi. Didn’t have the courage to ask the guy to take a photo bc one doesn’t do that.

But yes, the 97, it has a meaning for him I suppose. I do not think people are prone to show off a tattoo if they don’t symbolise anything that embodies their personality.

[ami-ven]

Happy National Magic Day!

[xslendernoia]

I'm really mad that I let it get so late without editing my work playlists and adding the new stuff because AJ, my new GM, works the morning with me tomorrow AJ KNOWS FUCKING JAPANESE I CANT PLAY MY PLAYLISTS