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Zoya: Who the fuck-

Althy: Language.

Zoya: Whom the fuck-

Althy: No.

Jogged a mile today

Althy: How did you find me?

Tea: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

Althy: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Inessa: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

[Fox and Inessa hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together]

Althy: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Fox: Well, Tea thought—

Althy: Oh man, I wish that woman would stop doing that.

Althy: Zoya, why do you have to be so mean?

Zoya: Everyone has to have a hobby. I used to collect stamps, but this is way more fun

Althy: Look, they’re dead now. And really, whose fault was that?

Tea: Yours.

Althy: That’s right. No one’s.

Althy: Remember, when burying a body, cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up.

Althy: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Althy: Since I’m gonna be gone for a while, I’ve left a complimentary bowl of advice

Althy, picking a paper out of the bowl: For example, 'Tea, stop doing that' applies to everything.

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