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forget that there are people that follow me because for a hot minute i have reblogged Very a little despite coming on here nearly every day simply to scroll and now that i’ve started my queue back up again and have actually been reblogging things im getting consistent notifications that are more than the occasional random person reblogging my cursèd popular posts

#alucinari #obviously i know certain people are my mutuals bc we’ve been following each other for years or are my friends #but then i see people in my notifications and im like oh right i am a blog that has followers #fucked up

was sitting here like oh god why do i have so many notifications (99+ instead of my usual, like, 5) and then i remembered i windmill slammed every single vanilla extract related post i saw last night

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i’d apologize for all the vanilla extract but the truth is im getting far too much of a kick out of it to be sorry

#alucinari #largely because many of my friends follow me and i love being a menace to my loved ones

wish there was a way to, on phone, have the volume lower than the lowest phone volume on apps to make shit quieter like how you can change individual volume sliders on a lot of desktop stuff

#alucinari #im an extraordinarily normal person with normal audio desires /lying #sometimes. even the lowest setting is too loud. but i need something in my ears.

by far the funniest/dumbest thing that ever occurred on a post of mine is the one chopped (cooking show) post i made that references the baskets the contestants get and there were SEVERAL people who were like “UMMMM you’re talking about CUTTHROAT KITCHEN, NOT in fact CHOPPED” as though the idea of a cooking show where contestants are given a basket of pre selected ingredients to cook with is exclusive to a single competitive cooking show. like even if you’ve never seen chopped is it really more difficult to believe that there’s more than one cooking show with that premise than i misnamed another rather well-known/popular cooking show in a joke post. also it’s truly not that hard to not be condescending over. yknow. a silly little joke post

#alucinari #now this was years ago and to clarify im not like…………. mad about it or w/e #because i. yknow. don’t really give a shit #but i think about it sometimes and laugh bc it’s really so dumb

sleep why have you forsaken me

#alucinari #i’m going to find a beehive and set up an elaborate trap so that when god comes down to laugh at me he triggers the hive and gets stung #if god takes pity on me then i sleep if god gets angry and smites me i will still not be conscious

i actually really hate how tumblr suddenly decided one day to slow down an Immense Amount on firefox (no idea if this is happening on other browsers) after scrolling... not very far and now everything is laggy, i cant pause videos right away, things take an annoyingly long time to load, etc.

i know its not my internet bc ive been using the same internet for the past several years and this started happening Very recently. what is up with that

#alucinari #im certain this is tumblrs fault somehow but i dont have any fix for it

i think it should be illegal for ads to automatically play with sound when you’re just scrolling

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