FESTIVUS
DECEMBER 23RD, IS FESTIVUS. THIS SEINFELD-INSPIRED HOLIDAY SERVES AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE PRESSURES AND COMMERCIALISM OF CHRISTMAS. FESTIVUS ENTERED POPULAR CULTURE AFTER IT WAS FEATURED IN THE 1997 SEINFELD EPISODE CALLED THE STRIKE. THIS HOLIDAY INVOLVES A FESTIVUS DINNER, AN UN-DECORATED ALUMINUM POLE, THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES, FEATS OF STRENGTH AND FESTIVUS MIRACLES. IT IS A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US. SO CELEBRATE FESTIVUS BY WATCHING THE STRIKE EPISODE OF SEINFELD, WRESTLE YOUR FATHER AND TELL THOSE CLOSE TO YOU HOW THEY HAVE UPSET YOU OVER THE PAST YEAR. YOU WILL BE IN GOOD COMPANY WITH THE COSTANZAS, KRAMER, JERRY, ELAINE AND ALL THE OTHER SEINFELD STAPLES. HAVE A HAPPY FESTIVUS, ALL. IF YOU HAVE NEVER USED THEM, OUR COOLNECKWEAR IT WILL HELP KEEP EVERYONE COOL & COMFORTABLE
THIS IS A COOLNECKWEAR THAT CAN BE USED DAILY OR IN SEASONAL CONDITIONS TO BE USED WITH YOUR EVENTS, FUNDRAISERS, UNIFORMS OR WITH YOUR EMPLOYEE STORE OR EVEN USED AS A RETAIL ITEM
WITH SUMMER AND GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE ITS USED TO HELP PREVENT HEAT ILLNESS IN THE WORK PLACE AS A SAFETY ITEM TO HELP KEEP A SOMEONE COOL AND ALERT
A PERSONAL RE USABLE COOLNECKWEAR DON'T SHOW UP EMPTY HANDED WE HAVE COOL SAFETY PASS OUT ITEM THAT YOU CAN EVEN CO-OP AS A PROMOTIONAL ITEM
WITH THE COOLNECKWEAR YOU FOUND THE HELPFUL SAFETY ITEM FOR WORKER SAFETY OR ATHLETES IN THE HEAT. YOU HAVE AN ITEM THAT CAN HELP KEEP THE EMPLOYEES ALERT AND COOL WITH THE HEATED WORKING CONDITIONS. THIS IS REUSABLE AND CAN BE USED IN ANY ENVIRONMENT
AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS THE COOLNECKWEAR WILL EVAPORATE IN SEVERAL USES OR DAYS OF USING THE COOLNECKWEAR. A PERSONAL, REUSABLE COOLING DEVICE THAT WORKS BY RELEASING A SLIGHT AMOUNT OF MOISTURE ONTO YOUR SKIN. COOLING HAPPENS AS THE EVAPORATIVE PROCESS CONTINUES.
YOU ROTATE THE COOLNECKWEAR AROUND YOUR NECK OR FOREHEAD EVERY FIVE TO TEN MINUTES KEEPING YOU COOL. YOU CAN RECHARGE BACK TO JUST ABOVE FREEZING WITH ICE OR REFRIGERATION IN AS FAST AS 10 MINUTES DEPENDING ON HOW COLD YOU WANT TO GET THE COOLNECKWEAR.
PRINT UP TO 4 COLORS ON THE COLOR FABRIC OF YOUR CHOICE. WE EVEN SUGGEST DOING CO-OPS WITH OTHER COMPANIES TO HELP IN KEEPING COSTS DOWN AND CROSS-MARKETING FOR MORE EXPOSURES IF YOU USE YOUR COOLNECKWEAR IN INTERVALS, YOU WILL KEEP COOLER IN THE LONG-TERM. KEEPING YOU COOL AND ALERT, REFRESHED AND ENERGIZED.
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