#always appropriate

[operafloozy]

[noonachronicles]

When you get a text from an unknown number and they tell you they’re a car.

[differentcatcat]

Overheard in the mortuary casket showroom: "Is that you coffin?"

[selenabird]

[qqkatie]

Always appropriate

[theman-withthekey]

“If you're Irish or traditional, come to New York’s hottest Irish pub. This lunatic landmark earned the Health Department’s first ever J Rating.”

[fluorescenteyelids]

[alriviera]

I will never make the same mistake again but it depends