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Do you have any more instruments than tromBONE, perhaps you have a saxoBONE?

* i have a built-in xylobone.

[✱ He drums on his (covered) ribcage for a moment with his fingers. It doesn’t actually make any noise.]

/points at ur feet

i kno your feet are tired bc you’re runnin through mah mind all day

/shows up teh light switch

are you a light switch

bc you just turned me on

/breaks a pencil

life without you is like a broken pencil

it’s POINTLESS.

/shoves a menu on your face

you know what’s on the menu?

me ‘n’ u

/hits you with a random pick-up line

if i could rearrange the alphabet

i’ll put u and i together

random pick-up lines up ahead

feel free to be flattered and be angry

tell me to stahp tho

FAQS

yeah- that’s right, i got dem faqs;

http://alyrious.tumblr.com/faqs

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