#am adventures

[xo-danny]

GUYS GUYS XUZHANZKZBABZJZ

ELIZA SCHUYLER WEEK STARTS ON MY BIRTHDAY OH MY LOORRDDDD

[moonotter]

Ohmygod so I was with Neighbor Guy and we were just sorta snuggling and then my stomach started growling like mad. Which was really embarrassing before he was like "I can do it on command" all smug and then it went back and forth with the stomach growling. Ultimately his was growling more than mine by the time I left and I'm cracking up.

[bara-brow]

Epic AM adventures

Roommate: I ripped out the center console of my car, we could totally hide weed in there ! Me: Feeling a bit of rage are we? Roommate: also I found a quarter !! Me: *sprints to meet roommate in car* You found a fucking quarter ?!?!? Roommate: uh yah, so what ? Me: Dude now we sit have to pick up for another week!!! Roommate: nah dude it's like a a coin.... Both of us : * sad silence *

[phers1h]

double-d up hoes; dolly parton.