#am wheezing

[atac-agent]

"It’s tempting, Your Excellency, but try as I might, I couldn’t find anything in your history that would earn you permanent death. At worst, you deserve a spanking, like they used to give naughty children in the mortal age."

GODS. AM WHEEZING.

[just-a-cup-of-anxietea]

Folks. Look at this:

Found in the Saddleback Educational Publishing edition of A Midsummer's Night Dream.

[taones]

Literally sakusa hate night is like... 5 people ajsjdjdjjf so every hate anon and post are the same 5 saddos oh my God

[charitydinglez]

chairs?????? fucking chairs?????? lmao

[tsukinehime]

forceguardian submitted:

Your comic, it has been dubbed. Enjoy~

I CANNOT BELEIVE THIS, GODDD

[eunoiaastralwings]

*( respectfully) Slams a iron pan in the back of your head.* Go to sleep girl.

🤣🤣🤣

This made me laugh so hard — omg

I will — in a minute 😅

[house-of-introverts]

my grandpa is one of the funniest people ever what a bloke

[portalboundhumannightmare]

“wait how?!”

https://uquiz.com/quiz/Jsnyao/what-brand-of-stupid-are-you 

mad scientist stupid 

You might be a genius in one area but you fail hard in other things. You try to apply your knowledge of one thing to something you aren't great at to varying results. You are reckless and do whatever it takes in pursuit of your goal (this usually involves something exploding). You were doing quantum physics this morning but charred your grilled cheese for dinner. Your social skills probably aren't the best but you're "that person that knows a lot about the thing" so that's something to be proud of