One-shot FIHMFSF || 1.9k words
Beznaia, Rosquez, mentioned pedrenzo, chat fic, crack
Inspired by a CCC discord server conversation that I was a witness and contributor to.
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Hey @eneaaaaaaa !! This is what Peccos phone looks like after he dropped it LMAO
ATTACHED: [Photo of a cracked phone. The lockscreen is Marc, a joking photo. Pecco's finger hovers above Marc's mouth]
It's not even friday anymore. But he still has fingers in his mouth.
Fingers in his mouh friday saturdayy
Wait. It's still friday for me
Fingers in his mouth friday saturday friday
Bez is laughing so hard right now
Vale is looking down at us 🙏🙏
I think I need to stop spending time with you guys
Too many fingers going into people's mouths.
How many is too many fingers??
Is that from experience??
I just did a quick experiment. I think i can do 15
Do you only have 3 fingers?????
So like. 3 hands stacked on top of each other (4 in a row so 12 fingers) and then two extra on the side.
Really it's 16, but I thought it was too greedy.
What kind of math are you doing rn.
Send a diagram real quick.
I can't picture this complicated math
I think I know what he means
Complicated mouth more like.
Pecco helped. He did a physical demonstration
Aspetta. NO! Voglio dire... tipo uhmmm
Thats crazy that you would just say that.
In the open air and everything
You know Vale can see this, right???
Physical demonstration at the ranch is crazzzy!!
Maybe you want to say it differently???
There are tears in my eyes. I'm laughing so so hard
I'm going to throw up if I keep laughing like this
Bez is standing in the corner 😭
Who is the hand cuck that only gets one finger??
Who only has the one finger in the mouth
I like that they are colour coded
I know people have two hands. But I'm picturing each hand is one sepearte person
Why are we ignoring 'hand cuck'???
Once i committed to 15 i had to stay with it
Are all the hands equal size???
Because they could be different sizes…
@.franky the single finger is Luca
What if they're too long??
How deep are you trying to get them???
They don't have to go the whole way in
Why are we talking about this?
Because it's fingers in his mouth friday saturday friday
Is the owner of the mouth also putting their fingers in as well or no?
Why would they be putting their own fingers in their mouth when they can put someone else's in there ?
No, but consider that the yellow is actually your own (to touch the others in a romantic way)
This is why I don't spend time with you guys
He would have left this group chat if he didn't
7:1 odds that there is another group of people having this conversation
How sure of that are you??
If Sava is confident, then so am i!! :)
It's more likely than you think.
Are we trying to maximize the amount of people or fingers?
Definitely fingers. But the more people the better
Do all the finger owners know each other
an ice breaker. An introduction??
I think only 7 hands can be in one mouth at a time
Otherwise it gets too clunky and everyone bumps into each other
Fingers in his mouth all week
Fingers in his mouth is a lifestyle
And brother, I am so commited
Tuesday, wednesday, and Thursday feeling left out. They're going to someone else's mouth to put their fingers in
The fingers belong to the days now???
Is this an open fingers in his mouth relationship?
Anyone can put their fingers into anyone's mouths
That makes a lot of sense.
How are you guys worse than Marc and his little group.
Because they're younger than us
Marc and I are the same age !!
Can't believe I'm the next oldest
Are we forgetting Valentino is in this group??
Isn't Lornezo in here too??
Vale kicked him out the other day because Dani and Jorge are fighting
He finds it annoying when they try to rope us in
Since Franky is already heading to the grave
Just because we're teammates doesn't mean I'll excuse from insults
Are you ready to take the next big steps. Towards the mouth in the sky?? ;)
Don't worry guys . Sunday can stretch her mouth
I hope Joan doesn't think I am going mad
Enlightened?? By fingers in his mouth saturday friday saturday??
Vale is going to be so pissed when he sees this
We won't get in trouble, right???
It's not like this is a conversation we're having at 2 in the morning
Remember how mad at us he was last time we accidently stayed up until 2??
He geld it against us at work for months
My knees still ache from cleaning the floor
At least you weren't living with him
Print these out and stick it to our fridge
Perché non ti butti da una scogliera? ❤️
How deep are we getting the fingers??
JORGE???. HOW LONG HAVE TOU BEEN HERE???
Pretty much the whole time
I did not even know you were in this group chat
Sava said I should join because you guys have… "frequent conversations about racing"
For your question about the finger in mouth length, I think first knuckle deep is fine
The perfect amount of finger length
This is straying so far away from being a normal conversation now
I think I'm happy with this :))
Maybe bezz wanted this all along
Bez isnt smart enough to do that
Don't give him the credit.
Pecco walked out of the room 😭😭
HE CAN SEE OUR MESSAGES DIGGIA
— vale 🏍💛 is calling you —
Vale: do you know what time it is?
Franky: Shit, really? It was like 9 when I last checked the clock
Vale: You will tell those boys to go to bed or I will put ALL of you on chore duty for a month
Franky: what are you doing up anyway?
Franky: I'm hanging up now
Vale: you will tell them?
Franky: Yes, Vale. I will.
— you ended the call - duration 1:03 —
We're in such big trouble, aren't we??
About fingers in his mouth?
HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS MIDNIGHT.
That is not an empty threat 😨
If we don't he's going to make us ALL do chores for a month
You're sleeping next to pecco, aren't you??
Time to hit the hay!! :)))
My cozy and comfortable bed is just waiting for me!
You were already lying on it Cele
Just because you're out of the country doesn't me Vale won't find a way to punish you
What the fuck happened???
We can blame Marc for this
This is the most ridiculous conversation to date that I have seen from you boys
If someone mentions it in the main group chat I will pay your €30
Did you guys ever confirm how many fingers you could fit in your mouth
I'm only at 11, hypothetically
Are we ignoring Pecco's 28???
He helped with a 'physical demonstration'
There's an extra 8 fingers??
It's all hypothetical at the moment.
Is anyone willing to offer up 5 fingers?
I'm not cutting of my fingers. I need those to ride.
Winter break has bearly started
I think you boys have lost it.
How are Jorge and Dani? I saw them hanging out at KTM together
I might be dragged out more
Being this close means more arguments to come
I thought Marc dealt with their arguments?
He quit when they were arguing and brought up Vale and their relationship
Will you be at the ranch soon?? I'm just about to leave now
I'm being picked up by Franky so don't ask me what time I'm arriving
I'm not that far out. Probably an hour and a half, maybe 2
Then we can see whose finger is the longest
Then I can try do 15 fingers
You boys are all doing 150 laps total tomorrow.
I can try and convince marc!!
He did technically start this
Guys I'm okay with 150 laps not more
Bez and Pecco are doing 200
I will be back at 4. If you have not finished your laps by then you will be doing chores for two months.
See you guys soon!! Lol :D
