Bilbo: if you eat that one more time, I will literally slap you
Amahle: *hovers a spoonful of mayo near her mouth* you can't do anything to stop fate, old man.





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Bilbo: if you eat that one more time, I will literally slap you
Amahle: *hovers a spoonful of mayo near her mouth* you can't do anything to stop fate, old man.
Amahle: *comes over and wraps her arms around Ori*
Ori: Uhhhh
Ori: ...hi?
Amahle: mine.
Kili: Amahle, think about this!
Kili: I’m your hottest friend.
Amahle: No, that’s Thorin.
Kili: I’m your nicest friend.
Amahle: No, that’s Bofur.
Kili: I’m your friend!
Ori: Don’t underestimate us.
Amahle: Our company’s motto is ‘maybe we’ll get lucky this time.’
Amahle: You are so annoying! I cannot believe I married you!
Bofur: Are you kidding me? You were the one who cheated!
Amahle: YOU CHEATED FIRST!
Bombur: I think we are done playing UNO tonight
Bifur: Wait, wait no. I'm enjoying this
Kili, still awake at 3am: When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas.
Amahle, eyes wide staring at the ceiling:
Amahle: What did you do with Azog's body?
Thorin: What didn’t I do with the body?
Amahle:
Thorin: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Amahle: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Dwalin: * turning to Thorin * How tall are you?