#amahletook

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Bilbo: if you eat that one more time, I will literally slap you

Amahle: *hovers a spoonful of mayo near her mouth* you can't do anything to stop fate, old man.

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Amahle: *comes over and wraps her arms around Ori*

Ori: Uhhhh

Ori: ...hi?

Amahle: mine.

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Kili: Amahle, think about this!

Kili: I’m your hottest friend.

Amahle: No, that’s Thorin.

Kili: I’m your nicest friend.

Amahle: No, that’s Bofur.

Kili: I’m your friend!

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Ori: Don’t underestimate us.

Amahle: Our company’s motto is ‘maybe we’ll get lucky this time.’

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Amahle: You are so annoying! I cannot believe I married you!

Bofur: Are you kidding me? You were the one who cheated!

Amahle: YOU CHEATED FIRST!

Bombur: I think we are done playing UNO tonight

Bifur: Wait, wait no. I'm enjoying this

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Kili, still awake at 3am: When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas.

Amahle, eyes wide staring at the ceiling:

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Amahle: What did you do with Azog's body?

Thorin: What didn’t I do with the body?

Amahle:

Thorin: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Amahle: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Dwalin: * turning to Thorin * How tall are you?