Last night my friends and I were playing cards against humanity at almost 4 am, and I drop my card. I decide I'm too lazy to stand up, so I grab on to my chair and, as to not fall, and go down and stretch my arm to get my card. Now, part of me knew this chair was way too high, but I was optimistic. At one point I feel my chair tip. My friends say they saw my sudden change of realization in my face. It was like Samuel L. Jackson did that "it was this moment, he knew he f*cked up." I fell hard and quick to the floor, and all my friends lose their shit. To the point of wheezing , gasping for air, and almost vomiting Now, it doesn't stop there. They say it looked like I dabbed on my way down. And my friend's mom woke up like? ?????what the hell is going on???? And she couldn't help but laugh to when she heard.












