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‘buy two muffins, get one free’. miles reads the deal over again while he stands in line and tries to decide if the extra muffin is worth it. he does enjoy this place’s blueberry muffins, but three is over doing it, really. when he gets to the counter though, someone walks into the coffee shop thinking particularly loudly about a pet photoshoot they have later, which makes his own thought process falter. the person behind the counter asks if he wants to partake in the deal, and with a jerky nod he agrees to it.
which is why he’s now standing off to the side with three crinkly bags with fresh muffins inside, staring at one of the most beautiful women he’s ever seen. he opens his mouth once, closes it, tries again, repeats---- and then, finally, manages to get out, “Would you--- would you like a muffin?” smooth.
