DO NOT READ DO NOT READ DO NOT READ. I'M EVEN GONNA ADD A GIF AS A BARRIER LIKE DO NOT READ THIS YET. Look at Tom's back muscles like DAYUM.
Bianca. Binaca. Bicancan. Bainca. Bicon. I consider you one of my closest friends and it took like mere days to do that. Like, I finally started talking in the gc and then you talked to me and it was like an instant fit. There's just something about the both of us that just understands and so we can make each other cry laughing and I love that.
You're caring and kind but it's like kinda reading through the lines of humor you send. You have your moments where you can be serious but you're like me and don't let a moment last too long before your humor is coming out to "ruin" the moment. Idk just having a moment can't last too long cuz then I'll like start crying or get too feelsy so i have to buffer it with humor 😂 idk if that's why you do it but... even through your humor i can tell you care and that's all that matters 💜
Ok i regret picking that fucking gif because it is DISTRACTING to say the least!!!!!!!!
Also, you're the best in-in law i've ever had. I've never had one at all but if I ever do....even if they don't necessarily exist, you're always gonna be my favorite. Can i call you grandpa, or should it be....inpa, ininpa hehehe inpainpa ok these are getting out of hand MOVING ON.
I'm too shy to say cute shit in person but like you're very pretty and have the most adorable laugh. When you made your best man speech you legit sounded a bit nervous and that made me go AWWWWWWWWWE on the inside and then i remembered what was happening and became nervous again 😂 but hearing you just as nervous calmed for a bit if only to think of how cute you are lmao YOU ARE CUTE. DON'T LET NOBODY TELL YOU OTHERWISE. THEY SAY YOU AREN'T AND I'LL MAKE THEM SWALLOW MY FUCKING FIST THEN I WILL REACH MY OTHER HAND UP THEIR ASS AND CONNECT MY HANDS AND USE THEIR BODY AS A FUCKING JUMP ROPE. 😤
But this message isn't about how I'll brutally murder people who make you sad so, I love you.
Also, i love that we have taken the Loki motto and made it our own "i love you" thing. With that being said....
P.S. I feel like this was less feelsy and more humor im sorry when i talk or think of you my chaotic humor comes out i can't help it 😫
AHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH😂😂 I freaked out thinking of gonna be Extra Feelsy — but the chaos balanced it out almost perfectly (I say almost because I maybe might have treated up 🤏🏼 much)
^^ in response to the gif
I've honestly never gotten close to a person faster than than I've gotten close to you 🥺 even irl! YOU'RE CARING AND KIND YOU LITERAL ANGEL! You sound like one too darlin'
Idk just having a moment can't last too long cuz then I'll like start crying or get too feelsy so i have to buffer it with humor 😂 idk if that's why you do it but...
I got you girl 😭 this is EXACTLY why I do it too! Like I don't mind cuddles or "physical forms of affection" but words are sometimes a bit too overwhelming for me😂 We DO just understand!
Inpainpa sounds perfect omg😭😂 you can call me that, I GIVE MY FULL APPROVAL! WE WILL BE THE ONLY IN-IN-LAWS IN THE WORLD MWAHHAHAHHA
Again please refer to the GIF I put because 🥺🥺🥺🤭 AHHHH! You're very pretty too! And you're like THE Most Chaotic Angel ever!!!!!
I WAS very nervous and my brother had also just walked into the room so I freaked out some more and I forgot my entire best man speech😭
THEY SAY YOU AREN'T AND I'LL MAKE THEM SWALLOW MY FUCKING FIST THEN I WILL REACH MY OTHER HAND UP THEIR ASS AND CONNECT MY HANDS AND USE THEIR BODY AS A FUCKING JUMP ROPE. 😤
Honestly— this is why I love you👏🏼👏🏼 PERFECT! THE CREATIVITY *chef's kiss* Who would've thought of connecting the hands 👌🏼⚠️
Making the Loki thing our "I love you" was the best thing we ever did and it wasn't even planned 😌
THANK YOU FOR THE CHAOS! I LOVE IT😭 It was still feelsy tho 🥺