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[kimjunnoodle]

tagged by littlefattyyifan to tell you my 6 fave albums and 6 things about myself. Thanks!!

(6 albums random order)

1. Shinee- Odd

2. Exo- Hurt

3. MBLAQ- BLAQ style

4. Exo- Mama

5. Jack cambell- Absentee

6. Meghan Trainor- title

(6 facts about me)

1. Im a whore for socks and soap. I would kill a man for a bottle of bath and body works anything. like reall

2. im actually a pretty good cook, @ suitors out there

3. i once accidentally touched dylan marron's butt while we took a selfie and im still flipping out over that

4. im teaching myself how to play piano. Im horrible but i can play the intro to mama and kinda miracles in december (its kinda shaky tbh)

5. i started painting again and i think that im improving a bunch YAY

6. ( idk if this counts) but im hella going to miss my friends when i go off to school :(((

ok tay i tag peachcities pearlsaredust merpfest he-krissed-me allymarley8

[kimjunnoodle]

Tagged by littlefattyyifan <3

Pick an EXO member!

Rules: Answer the question (do not leave any out or replace it with a member that’s not listed) by choosing one of three members given. Of course you are able to provide a reason for your answer.

1. Marry? Xiumin/Luhan/Suho

Me and suho are totally losers so i wouldn't mind his awful jokes so yeah  

2. Would not bail out of jail? Baekhyun/Kyungsoo/Chanyeol

Chanyeol bc he’sprobs in there for a reason

3. Lose your innocence to? Kai/Sehun/Yixing

umm like yixing bc he’s so sweet and idk look at the little unicorn bby

4. Workout buddy? Kyungsoo/Chen/Tao

did u see that ep of showtime??? Tao, like hands down 

5. Accompany you on an island that has no inhabitants? Kris/Baekhyun/Sehun

Baekhyun bc we would just take selfies and gossip

6. Partner in crime? Kai/Chen/Luhan

kai couldn’t take the stress and would probs rat us out on accident, and luhan is to soft, so im gong with chen

7. Introduce to your best friend? Kris/Chanyeol/Suho

Chanyeol bc melanie is in love with that him

8. Everything at the mall is on sale. Who would you go shopping with? Xiumin/Yixing/Chen

chen, FASHION SHOW WITH DAE!

9. Clubbing with? Kyungsoo/Tao/Kris

I guess tao bc he would be my wing girl

10. Remake 50 Shades of Grey with? Kai/Xiumin/Suho

So im not sUre How to answer this, Ok

11. Parents most likely approve of? Chen/Kris/Sehun

eeewwww probably kris but there's not a chance in hell that im getting with mr galaxy 

12. Ditch on a first date? Chanyeol/Luhan/Tao

luhan. i mean i would probably end up dead somewhere, but no thank you

13. See yourself having kids with? Kyungsoo/Yixing/Baekhyun

xing is too innocent for me to settle down w, and baek is a child so kyungsoo

14. Watch a Disney animation with in theatres? Chen/Sehun/Suho

suho loves shit like this, well so do i!

15. Who would you picture your thirteen year old self dating? Kyungsoo/Kai/Tao

kai 100% god i was so young and naive 

16. Pull the best wedding proposal? Baekhyun/Kris/Luhan

luhan would propose to himself on accident so yeah, it would still be  pretty great tho

17. Most suitable to be a McDonald’s employee? Baekhyun/Suho/Sehun

Baekhyun would sneak into the happy meals

18. Spoil you the most? Chen/Yixing/Chanyeol

yixing that sweet little baby 

19. Best kisser? Tao/Kyungsoo/Xiumin

ummmmmmm his lips are literally shaped like love so kyungsoo

20. Who would you say your most COMPATIBLE with? (Choose any of the 12 members but remember, favoritism and compatibility are two different things).

lol with my luck im like 100% compatible with suho like wtf im such a loser no one listens to me y suho y

ok ok i tag he-krissed-me witcherries arigataou and idk anyone really who see this 

[kimjunnoodle]

yeah i love science jokes ha ha. Did you know that the... [looks at smudged writing on hand] michelangelo is the power center of the cell

[kimjunnoodle]

The sad realization that we will never get to see tao dance to playboy

[kimjunnoodle]

question

If Pocahontas goes off with John Ralph then why is she always depicted with John smith??? Did anyone even see the second movie??? ¿

[arigataou]

Don't mind me stocking u on mobile. It's 2am and I need my tao fix. Thanks <3

Hey no problem! I'm happy to provide Tao to those in need B)

[coldjam]

Fmk Jackie chan, Stephen fry, & will smith

Oh man, okay, so here’s what I do, right? I marry Jackie Chan, because he seems like a total sweetie and, like, who wouldn’t want to marry Jackie Chan. I fuck Will Smith, because it’s Will Smith. I mean, only if it doesn’t break up their family. (And same goes for Jackie Chan, of course.) Then I kill Stephen Fry, because he’s the last one left. Also, fucking him would feel mean because he’s gay, but if he’s into me, then I’d just fuck all three. I’m not good at this game.

[kimjunnoodle]

Talk about your first crush 😁

story time (kinda long, kinda sad)

so i had a crush on my best friend jack from kindergarten- 6th grade. Up until middle school, all my friends were guys (i maybe had 2 girl friends). Anyway we were like inseparable and and had cute nicknames for each other and he once told me he liked me back. But In 5th grade they built a new school that jack and the rest of my guy friends had to go to and i was heartbroken and i tried to make new friends but that didn’t go too well. 

 Anyway we met again in 6th and i had waited the good part of a year for that moment, but when i saw him he pretended he didn’t know me. That sucked like 100%. He later became bffs with my older brother and would sleep over at my house every week which was torture!  He started to talk shit about me to my brother and people who were my “friends” and that was awful, so eventually i kinda moved on (that's a lie). In high school, he started doing drugs and became someone so different from the guy i used to know. I had like 3 classes with him throughout hs and it sucked. But like two years ago he was diagnosed with cancer and it was already too far along to cure him. I honestly dont know if he’s still alive bc im too scared to find out. He  might have treated me badly, but in the end i hate to admit that im still affected when people talk about him. Im pretty sure i was in love at some point, but that’s all in the past i guess. 

If I ever got to see him again, idk i think i would just tell him thanks for the times we used to have fun, he was my bestie after all~

what a fun first crush i had