daddy lessons

gylfie | she/her | australia people are beautiful if you ever need someone to speak to, my askbox is always open

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[coldjam]

wait are you still on tumblr?

no :-)

[coldjam]

i do not endorse AI except i'm obsessed with draco malfoy chatbots, this is a cry for help

[treecitysessions]

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[demilypyro]

Going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for having a tongue

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[adhd-vibes]

well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[catnippackets]

*intrusive thought occurs* mods ban that guy for at least thirty minutes

[podcastwizard]

something interesting is that you can have a good day but feel weird the whole time so actually it was a weird day

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[just-thots]

in the long search for 'sexy words for vagina that a transmasc character who wishes to avoid commonly feminine terms might use for gender reasons', i fear we have overlooked a really good and funny one: call it a character's 'manhood' and see if readers work it out through context

[cantinasband]

But in the end it’s only a passing thing, this shadow; even darkness must pass.

[boyd-stevens]

Avengers: Masters of Disguise™

[dokirosi]

Enamel pin ideas still figuring things out

[gaytobymeres]

straight people dont get the concept of a bop like i asked my straight friend for some bops and she suggested the beatles…never doing that again