agent joseph “monster fucker” stern
[id: a four image comic, digitally and flatly colored. image one is barclay, a fat man with brown skin, long brown hair and a thick beard. he is looking at his braclet and wearing plaid and jeans. he is saying “well, fuck it.” the next image is barclay in bigfoot form. he is a tall hairy being with patchs of skin showing: his stomach, his face and the palms of his hand. he has a faint flow around him. the next image is of agent stern, a thin, light skinned man with greying dull brown hair. he is wearing a light blue button up with a black tie. he is covering his face and gasping. the final image is a close up of agent stern, this time with his eyes starry and blushing, his thoughts next to him are “i’ve been fucking big foot this whole time.” end id]