tfw you spend your life trying to find big foot then you get married to him
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[id: the series of three images of joseph stern at different ages. agent stern is a light skinned man with brown hair and a strong facial structure. he has a birthmark under his left eye.
image one has stern as a nine year old, showing off a drawing of him and big foot and saying “Mom! look at my drawing!” he has a red shirt and tooth gap. beside him is sixteen year old stern with long hair in a ponytail tucked into a black beanie. he is wearing a grey hoodie with a red shirt unerneath. he is saying “i’m going to find Big Foot, even if it kills me.”
image two is stern at age 30, he is wearing a black suit with a green tie and his hair is slicked back. someone off screen is asking him “why did you join the fbi?” to which stern replies “i’m getting paid to dress nicely and hunt cryptids.” next to that, there is stern at 46. he looks deshelved and huddled over a laptop with the lable “ned’s video” and he says “it’s beautiful.” the next image is him looking ahead saying “i’ve looked at this for five hours now.”
image three is stern and barclay. stern has his arms wrapped around barclay’s shoulder and has head leaned on his head. barclay is a fat with brown skin and dark brown hair and beard. he is wearing plaid with drown suspenders. he has a hand placed on stern’s arm. they have hearts all around them
So many of yall want Agent Stern and Barclay to get together but have yall even come up with a ship name? Cuz I can't find it, and if there isn't one yet can it be starclay?
