#american dad reference

[r0ckiirose]

He’s got red eyes from smoking weed

[bloodmoon24]

Fizzarolli: *holding a vacuum pouch and looked over at Ozzie* One thing they don’t tell you about these vacuum pouches is that you can save a ton of money by not buying the pump *sucks in the vacuum pouch as his face turned blue and he passed out*

Asmodeus: 😳!!

Fizzarolli: *gets back up* One thing they don’t tell you about these vacuum pouches is that you can save a ton of money by not buying the pump *sucks in the vacuum pouch as his face turned blue and he passed out again*

Asmodeus: 😨😰…

[manicplank]

The Noise: [drunk] I tell ya I was in the best shape of my life. I was closer to God than I've ever been, and I was flush with cash.

Noisette: Theodore, I really don't want to talk about the fifth grade anymore.

[candygurl-gumdropz]

I’ve seen many people that talk about how Ingo and Emmet reuniting will be an emotional moment of brothers reuniting after several months apart, but I’d like to imagine that Ingo just disappeared for thirty seconds, returns just as suddenly, and aged 5 years with his Hisui clothes.

“How long as it been here? I’ve been gone for five years…”

“Where did you go?!”

“I don’t know, but I’m their king now…”

[daniarts-andstuff]

I’ve started watching Bungou Stray Dogs and Dazai is just an absolute mad man 

[bloodmoon24]

Scene shows Bezel and Vox in their dorm kitchen with Bezel at the doorway and Vox at the table

Bezel: Vox, here he comes

TigerClaw then walks in with a small cup of skim milk

Bezel: *slaps him in the face* Take that, sir! Behold, a grown man, weeping like-!

TigerClaw then hits Bezel in the face with a chair, causing him to collapse on the floor, groaning, as he walked away

Vox: That? That was your plan? Are you crying?

Bezel: Yes, I’m crying! He hit me with a chair!

[thatcatinthewindow]

Me trying to write poetry:

My brain: 🎵what do you do when your mom's unhappy Jerry left her feeling crappy sing her a shanty nice and snappy wash her in the bathtub wash wash wash your vj scrub scrub scrub your vj rinse rinse rinse your vj next we do the tushy🎵

[heymrsamerica]

I had to start over after the land lord's mom decided to throw out my other babies a few months ago. Luna Lemmiwinks Rubio Boots That's Randall Cobb and Olly North 😂