#americanish

[davidwatchedthat]

3/11/22

AMERICANISH, directed by Iman K. Zawahry, 2021.

[talentandskills]

Opening night #Philadelphia #AsianAmerican #FilmFestival. We saw the screening of #Americanish and it was amazing. About #family #siblings #relationships Anyway, Check out the festival happening today till Nov. 14. For tix/info: https://paaff.org/ #PAAFF #PAAFF2021 #asianartsinitiative #AsianArts #Asian #American #southeastasian #Americanish #Pakistani #Family #independentfilms #indiefilms #indiefilm #independentfilm https://www.instagram.com/p/CV8CRLMLbyy/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mjsmith033]

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Part 2: 😂😂 Every time I warmth this I can't stop laughing and just wanted to share with my friends. #crazykid #losthope in our #educationsystem #americanish is the only language we need! And you can't get those pretty fonts anywhere else!!! 😂 #laughing so hard! #LOL #LMAO But gotta love her! 😂❤️

[mjsmith033]

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Part 1: 😂😂 Every time I warmth this I can't stop laughing and just wanted to share with my friends. #crazykid #losthope in our #educationsystem #americanish is the only language we need! And you can't get those pretty fonts anywhere else!!! 😂 #laughing so hard! #LOL #LMAO But gotta love her! 😂❤️

[human-with-human-powers]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 am* Did you know that there are over 5 languages in this world? We don’t need all these languages people! We don’t need no Britishin language or Canadian language or Hawaiian language or Alaskan language. We need just AMERICAN. Okay? Just American language! Nothing more, nothing less, just American. [claps hands]. You wanna know why? Because the letters are pretty. They’re cute pretty letters, like, like, you can’t get letters, like, prettier in the world. Okay? Als- like, with the, the what does it say [and then mumbles], um, there’s just a lot of fonts. You can’t get that with no Canadian language with the little ching chang chongs. No you can’t. So, as the president of the world – kid president of the world- and the queen of everything, I am now going to officially cut the dukie [makes chopping motion with hands] with the other languages. We don’t need them! You wanna know what I found out? Most of England speaks Americanish, but they just have an accent. Americans, we don’t have any accents, because we are the future of the world but I’m just saying. They speakin it. They speak it. So should you. So if you can’t understand this video, you need to learn Americanish.[Then, ignorantly and slowly, while approaching camera] YOU… NEED… TO… LEARN … AMERICANISH *Sighs* Bye.

[human-with-human-powers]

baby: d... d...

dad: daddy?! are you trying to say daddy?!?!

baby: Did you know that there are over 5 languages in this world? We don’t need all these languages people! We don’t need no Britishin language or Canadian language or Hawaiian language or Alaskan language. We need just AMERICAN. Okay? Just American language! Nothing more, nothing less, just American. [claps hands]. You wanna know why? Because the letters are pretty. They’re cute pretty letters, like, like, you can’t get letters, like, prettier in the world. Okay? Als- like, with the, the what does it say [and then mumbles], um, there’s just a lot of fonts. You can’t get that with no Canadian language with the little ching chang chongs. No you can’t. So, as the president of the world – kid president of the world- and the queen of everything, I am now going to officially cut the dukie [makes chopping motion with hands] with the other languages. We don’t need them! You wanna know what I found out? Most of England speaks Americanish, but they just have an accent. Americans, we don’t have any accents, because we are the future of the world but I’m just saying. They speakin it. They speak it. So should you. So if you can’t understand this video, you need to learn Americanish.[Then, ignorantly and slowly, while approaching camera] YOU… NEED… TO… LEARN … AMERICANISH *Sighs* Bye

[human-with-human-powers]

Did you know that there are over 5 languages in this world? We don’t need all these languages people! We don’t need no Britishin language or Canadian language or Hawaiian language or Alaskan language. We need just AMERICAN. Okay? Just American language! Nothing more, nothing less, just American. [claps hands]. You wanna know why? Because the letters are pretty. They’re cute pretty letters, like, like, you can’t get letters, like, prettier in the world. Okay? Als- like, with the, the what does it say [and then mumbles], um, there’s just a lot of fonts. You can’t get that with no Canadian language with the little ching chang chongs. No you can’t. So, as the president of the world – kid president of the world- and the queen of everything, I am now going to officially cut the dukie [makes chopping motion with hands] with the other languages. We don’t need them! You wanna know what I found out? Most of England speaks Americanish, but they just have an accent. Americans, we don’t have any accents, because we are the future of the world but I’m just saying. They speakin it. They speak it. So should you. So if you can’t understand this video, you need to learn Americanish.[Then, ignorantly and slowly, while approaching camera] YOU… NEED… TO… LEARN … AMERICANISH *Sighs* Bye.

ancient proverb 

[human-with-human-powers]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind: Did you know that there are over 5 languages in this world? We don’t need all these languages people! We don’t need no Britishin language or Canadian language or Hawaiian language or Alaskan language. We need just AMERICAN. Okay? Just American language! Nothing more, nothing less, just American. [claps hands]. You wanna know why? Because the letters are pretty. They’re cute pretty letters, like, like, you can’t get letters, like, prettier in the world. Okay? Als- like, with the, the what does it say [and then mumbles], um, there’s just a lot of fonts. You can’t get that with no Canadian language with the little ching chang chongs. No you can’t. So, as the president of the world – kid president of the world- and the queen of everything, I am now going to officially cut the dukie [makes chopping motion with hands] with the other languages. We don’t need them! You wanna know what I found out? Most of England speaks Americanish, but they just have an accent. Americans, we don’t have any accents, because we are the future of the world but I’m just saying. They speakin it. They speak it. So should you. So if you can’t understand this video, you need to learn Americanish.[Then, ignorantly and slowly, while approaching camera] YOU… NEED… TO… LEARN … AMERICANISH *Sighs* Bye.

Psychic: what the FUCK