It’s Haunted by a Gremlin
(And then I write for the two lowest voted choices to throw you all off.)
Contains, shenanigans and fluff.
Summary, Seiko brings home a minor cursed object that influences Jiji’s behavior, making him act a little more like Evil Eye. A small, nearly harmless yokia is possessing the object trying to get Evil Eye to join them in chaos.
Seiko clattered through the front door, a burlap wrapped bundle under her arm. “Hey, Kids. Don’t mind the bag, it's for a client.”
The group was gathered in the living room, snacks and soda strewn across the table. Jiji perked up first. “Uh…why is it moving?”
“Don’t worry about that,” Seiko said with a grin, plopping it onto the floor. “Just a little yokai squatter. Barely has any bite. Honestly, a piece of cake to get rid of.”
When she unwrapped it, the “object” turned out to be an old lacquered hand mirror, the glass spiderwebbed with cracks. The reflection shimmered unnaturally, rippling as if it were water.
You subconsciously leaned forward, curious but also cautious. “Seiko…that doesn’t look harmless.”
But before Seiko could respond, Jiji stiffened. The mirror’s surface pulsed and suddenly his shadow stretched unnaturally behind him, sharper, darker. His usual cheerful voice carried a new edge as he smirked. “Oh? Someone with a bit of taste brings me something worth my time.”
The others froze. That wasn’t just Jiji. That was Evil Eye’s tone, smug, commanding but too smooth, too casual, as though the boundary between them had thinned.
You reached out quickly, grabbing his sleeve. “Jiji, don’t-”
He blinked, visibly shaken, like he hadn’t realized he’d spoken aloud. “I-I didn’t mean to-” His voice wavered, then snapped back into the same confident tone, eyes glowing faintly as he turned toward the mirror. “Heh. Finally, someone recognizes the king of chaos when they see him.”
The mirror giggled. A warped childlike laugh bubbled from the cracks. “Play with us! Stir things up! We’ll make such wonderful trouble together!”
Seiko sighed, scratching her head. “Ah. Minor possession spirit. Knew it.”
Momo immediately grabbed a charm paper from a side table. “Knew it, my butt! You just invited a gremlin into the house!”
Meanwhile, you had both hands on Jiji’s shoulders now, grounding him as his aura flickered between his normal warmth and Evil Eye’s heavier energy. He looked at you desperately, half-pleading. “I don’t…I don’t know if it’s me talking or him right now.”
The mirror giggled again, a hundred little voices overlapping, “Don’t fight it. You like power, don’t you?”
Evil Eye’s presence stirred, loud enough that Jiji heard it inside his head this time.
‘Well? Are you really going to deny what we both want?’
You tightened your grip. “Hey. You’re still Jiji. But if Evil Eye comes out, it’ll be ok. I know how to handle him now.”
And slowly, shakily, his smirk melted back into a nervous laugh. “You’re really stubborn, you know that?”
The mirror hissed in frustration, its voice warping into a tantrum. “Booooring! Spoilsports!”
Before it could lash out further, Momo slammed her charm against the mirror. A flash of blue light lit up the room and the tiny yokai was sucked back into the cracks with a comical shriek. The object clattered to the tatami, lifeless once more.
Seiko picked it up with a shrug. “Well, that was lively.”
Jiji exhaled shakily, leaning against you with his usually playful demeanor. His voice was softer now, more himself. “Guess I almost…lost it there.”
But you still squeezed his hand in reassurance. “Almost doesn’t count.”
The mirror had been tucked away in Seiko’s storeroom, covered by a sheet but the house didn’t feel the same. Every now and then, you would catch Jiji’s gaze slipping, his smile a little sharper, his eyes reflecting something…purple.
By the next day, it was obvious something was wrong.
“Why’re people looking at me funny?” Jiji whispered during class, hunched low over his desk.
You leaned closer. “Maybe because you just told the teacher she was ‘wasting her youth pretending to be important.’”
Jiji paled. “I-I did what?!”
“You don’t remember?” You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose. “That wasn’t very Jiji of you. That was…” Your eyes flicked to the shimmer at the edge of his grin. “…more Evil Eye.”
At lunch, the weirdness continued. Jiji kept blurting out things he swore he didn’t mean. Bold, cheeky comments slipped between bites of food.
Later, in the courtyard, the air grew heavy. A flicker of laughter whispered from nowhere, shadows darting at the edge of your vision. The cursed mirror’s influence was spreading. Pencils snapped, soda cans burst, shoes vanished from lockers.
“A poltergeist vibe,” Momo muttered, arms crossed. “It’s the mirror. I told Grandma Seiko not to stash it at home.”
But the worst came when Jiji froze mid-sentence, eyes narrowing with an all too familiar sharpness. Evil Eye’s voice slipped out, rougher than Jiji’s usual tone.
“You keep hovering around me. Feeding me. Touching my hair when I fall asleep.” His mouth curled into a smirk. “Don’t tell me you actually like me.”
Your breath caught. The whole courtyard felt like it tilted. Jiji’s face twisted, realization dawning as if he’d just heard his own voice from a distance.
“Wait-what?! No-I didn’t say that-I mean, I did but I didn’t-!” He looked ready to combust, his hands flailing. “That was him! That wasn’t-ugh!”
You were flustered at this point but trying not to show it, stared at him. Evil Eye’s laugh echoed faintly from Jiji’s throat, smug and lingering.
That night, Seiko finally confirmed it, the minor yokai inside the mirror wasn’t strong enough to cause harm on its own but it was amplifying Evil Eye’s presence. It wanted him to join in its mischief, to embrace chaos instead of balance.
“Thing’s just a pest,” Seiko said, flicking her lighter. “But it’s having fun turning your boy into a walking split personality.”
You glanced at Jiji. He was sitting on the couch, clutching his knees, sulking like a scolded cat. But when your eyes met, you could see it, two flickers of expression overlapping. Jiji’s worry and Evil Eye’s sly amusement.
Night fell on Seiko’s house and the group camped out in the living room. The cursed mirror leaned against the wall, covered in talismans Seiko slapped on earlier but the air still felt thick like static clinging to everyone’s skin.
“Relax,” Seiko said, lounging with her cigarette. “It’s weak. It just wants attention. Don’t feed it and it’ll wither.”
Her words barely hung in the air before the lights flickered out. Her eyes lingering on the burnt out bulb for a moment before she got to her feet with a graceful stretch. “Hold down the fort for me. I gotta go get something. Just don’t acknowledge it and you’ll be fine. It’s harmless.”
“…Right,” Okarun muttered, deadpan. “Totally harmless.”
Seiko just shrugged on her way out the door.
The moment the door clicked shut a spoon clattered to the floor on its own. Then a pillow smacked Aira in the back of the head. She yelped, spinning around but no one was there.
Soon the room became a playground for invisible hands. Blankets tugged, snacks floated, someone’s phone began blasting tinny idol music without being touched.
“It’s like a bad haunted house,” Momo groaned, ducking as a soda can narrowly missed her head.
Through the madness, Jiji sat stiffly, his body flickering faintly again. Evil Eye’s laugh rattled in his throat but his hands gripped his knees like iron. “It’s egging me on…wants me to join in.” His voice dipped, half his and half not. “…Feels good to cause a little chaos, doesn’t it?”
“Don’t you dare,” You said sharply, scooting closer and placing a hand over his. Your touch grounded him, warm and steady. For a moment the flicker softened, though Jiji wouldn’t meet your eyes.
The yokai wasn’t pleased. A gust of air knocked over the TV remote, switching channels at rapid fire. Horror movies, idol dramas, cooking shows, all blurring together on the screen.
“Guess it wants entertainment,” Momo muttered. “Little pest.”
Suddenly the overhead light flared back on, revealing words scrawled across the fogged-up window in dripping letters,
Then, whap!, another pillow smacked Okarun square in the face.
The tension broke as half the group laughed and half shouted, ducking flying objects. The “haunting” had turned into a chaotic game. But you noticed something no one else did, whenever you touched Jiji, grabbing his sleeve, brushing his hand, the shimmer of Evil Eye grew quieter. Almost…soothed.
Which made the yokai’s next trick crueler.
As another pillow flew across the room, Jiji suddenly blurted out in Evil Eye’s rumble,
“Don’t interfere with my human.”
The words froze the air. Jiji’s face went red, his eyes wide. “I-I didn’t say that! That wasn’t me!”
The yokai’s laugh echoed faintly from the mirror. Mischievous. Prying.
Evil Eye’s Fraying Patience
The mirror spirit wasn’t done. Every time the group thought it had settled, another trick followed.
The lights blinked again, plunging the room into shadows just long enough for Aira to yelp when her blanket got yanked away. Okarun shouted at the empty air, flailing wildly at floating snacks and Momo tried to herd everything back into order like a babysitter with too many sugar high kids.
But the spirit had changed targets.
You felt your hair get tugged sharply, like a mischievous child pulling too hard. Then your soda lifted, tilting until cold fizz spilled right onto your lap.
“Hey!” You yelped, standing quickly.
From beside you, Jiji’s head snapped up, pupils glowing faintly violet. Evil Eye’s rumble slipped into his voice before he could stop it,
“I told you not to touch her.”
The lights buzzed. The mirror cracked faintly down the center, like the lesser yokai felt that warning like a whip.
But the tricks didn’t stop. This time, your shoe floated off the floor, dangling in the air before flying across the room. Laughter echoed through the glass.
Jiji shot to his feet, his body shimmering as Evil Eye nearly shoved through. His voice was low, dangerous, rolling like distant thunder.
“You think this is funny?”
The air thickened, the mirror trembling in its frame. For a moment everyone froze, watching Jiji’s outline blur between himself and the yokai.
You stepped closer, laying a hand on his arm before he could lose control completely. “It’s just trying to get a rise out of you. Don’t give it the satisfaction.”
His jaw clenched, every muscle taut but the glow dimmed. Still, his eyes stayed fixed on the mirror, sharp and burning.
Another tug came, this time pulling at your sleeve hard enough that you stumbled.
Jiji’s voice dropped, fully Evil Eye’s now, guttural and commanding,
“I said leave her alone.”
The mirror shrieked, the glass vibrating as if the smaller yokai had been scolded like a child. For the first time all night, the tricks stopped cold.
The only sound left was your uneven breath and the faint crackle of the TV still paused mid-channel surf.
Momo exhaled slowly, eyeing Jiji warily. “Well…at least he’s consistent.”
Okarun muttered, rubbing his face. “Consistently terrifying.”
Jiji didn’t answer. His glow dimmed back to human again but his hand remained balled in a fist at his side, until you quietly slipped your fingers over his.
Everyone had barely settled back onto cleaning the mess the ghost had left behind when the mirror began to hum again. A pitchy, whining sound that made rattled teeth.
You groaned, leaning into Jiji’s shoulder. “Oh, come on. Didn’t it get the message?”
The glass rippled, glowing faintly and suddenly every pillow in the room shot into the air. Blankets twisted into ropes. Soda cans wobbled and popped their tabs all at once, fizz spraying like fireworks.
Making Jiji’s half changed into Evil Eye a full take over thanks to the cold and sticky soda raining down on the room.
Aira shrieked, ducking under a flying cushion. “It’s trying to bury us alive!”
Okarun scrambled to save the snacks, shouting, “Not the chips! Anything but the chips!”
Momo had a slipper smacked into her face mid-yell.
And right in the center of it, a blanket was yanked clean out from under you, sending you sprawling back onto Evil Eye’s chest.
The violet glow flared up in his eyes. Evil Eye’s voice boomed through clenched teeth, reverberating with sheer irritation.
The mirror spirit cackled, sending one last dramatic flourish of cushions spinning like a tornado.
Without hesitation, Evil Eye reached out, palm glowing and swatted at the mirror like he was smacking a fly.
The glass exploded into a thousand glittering shards, raining harmlessly across the tatami. The whole room went still.
Aira gaped. “Did…did he just…”
“Smack a ghost?” Okarun finished, wide eyed.
Momo found she could only sigh in response. “Unbelievable.”
Evil Eye dusted his hands off like the whole thing was beneath him. His gaze slid back to you, narrowing, as if daring you to comment.
You bit your lip, fighting a laugh. “So…was that, uh, an exorcism technique? Or just pure rage?”
The yokai’s middle eye blinked once, glowing with smug satisfaction. “It was in my way.”
You snorted. “You just wanted peace and quiet.”
He didn’t deny it. He leaned against you without a word, eyes half-lidded. “I get my reward now.”
Okarun threw up his hands. “I can’t believe the big scary Evil Eye just ended a haunting with a slap.”
“Shut up,” came the muffled rumble from Jiji’s chest.
You smiled into the warmth at your side, shaking your head. “Definitely the funniest exorcism I’ve ever seen.”
“Oh crap, Grandma’s gunna be so mad!” Momo shouted.