#ametralia

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I just saw a Hetalia poll like "what is your favourite ship with America?" AND IT'S FUCKING AUSTRALIA. HE'S NOT AN OPTION. I GUESS I WOULD GO WITH GERMANY BUT AUSAME IS MY LIFE AND SOUL THEY ARE BROS, THEY KISS EACH OTHER GOOD NIGHT FULL HOMO. IT IS AN UNTAPPED GOLDMINE WHY, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO SLEPT ON 😭

FOLKS I AM BEGGING YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE YOU WILL NEVER TURN BACK

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Ametralia for the ship thing?

~ SEND ME A SHIP & I’LL TELL YOU WHO…

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible

Alfred. He can do line dancing, and in theory, he understands partner dances. However, actually try to do more than swaying with him and he’ll have all the grace of a beached whale.

likes to watch reality tv

Kyle. Alfred’s surprised too, but once he found Kyle just glued to the screen while binge watching Say Yes to the Dress Atlanta and when he came back by, Kyle had literally not moved and was deeply invested in the episode.

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone

Kyle. Why be bothered when you can just be lazy?

is the jealous / protective one

Alfred. This is his Kyle, and no, you may not even look at him let alone touch him, understand? 

goes all out on the holidays

Alfred. Kyle ends up glad that he has so many pairs of sunglasses, because the house is physically painful to look at during the winter.

cries over books

Alfred. Not that Kyle doesn’t, but normally it’s Alfred. He will need a good long cuddle session with Kyle after any particularly sad moments.

is terrible with kids

Alfred. He’s actually not terrible, in truth. But he’s not the fun parent, because Kyle’s just an overgrown kid, so if you put him with actual children, responsibility can be/is thrown to the wind. So, unfortunately, that means Alfred has to be responsible.

drinks too much caffeine

Kyle. He nyoom.

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight

Kyle. Like a koala bear that sleeps for 22 hours, if you let him crash that hard, he will be gone for hours, possibly days.

never wears matching socks

Kyle. “I swear babe, as long as they’re both clean, it’s all good.”

punches a tree when they’re angry

Alfred. Kyle laughs while he bandages up Al’s poor knuckles. However, given his super strength, Al does have the comfort that at least he did some damage to the tree.

gets scared by the toaster

Alfred. “OH JESUS FUCK-” In the background, Kyle can be heard losing his goddamn mind over it.

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Ausmerica Quasimodo Au

I just finished watching Quasimodo with my step sister so and thought Of FUCK I ship Phoebus and Quasimodo and Phoebus kinds reminds me of america so just imagine it

-AUS is Quasimodo and instead of being a hunchback he is more scarred like a burn or something

-America is Phoebus do I need a answer

-Frodo is England (I'm so sorry my child)

-Seychelles is esmarelda

- the gargoyles are the bad touch trio

U guys can expand the list if you want

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My brother’s really lame, but America's pretty cool. I guess I kinda see why he would marry him. Also, if anyone has seen my grey hoodie, I lost it. Thanks.

APH Wy making a speech at APH Australia and APH America's wedding, probably.

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Headcanon

Because certain nerf guns are banned in Australia, Al and Jett often have super intense nerf gun battles at world meetings abroad. 

[ametralia]

So the meme “crack open a cold one with the boys” has it’s origins in an Australian Facebook page started in 2016 and the meme migrated to America in 2017.  You know, because of their awesome broship. Just saying.  Someone should draw it.

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Based on this: http://natalya-arlovs-gay-a.tumblr.com/post/160030533937/rizes-bf-means-big-frog-and-gf-means-giant

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