#amis smallbone

[deadbilly]

I always love to read stories about people being incredibly vindictive and petty.

British crime author Peter James was good friends with novelist Martin Amis at one time. Amis "snubbed" James, so James did what any normal person would do. He named the villain of his next novel "Amis Smallbone"and had multiple characters mocking his tiny penis.

This is purely junior high level stuff, so the fact that a man in his 60s did this is all the more hilarious.