#amitheonlyonewhothinksthis

[hotterthanstacysmom]

When you find a spider in your room and you casually wonder things like how long has the spider been in your room? Where was it hiding? Why was it there? Has it watched you change into your pajamas? Then you start to freak out because you are afraid other spiders will come and get you in the middle of the night.

Clearly I have just encountered a spider.