Apr 1, 2015
Honestly, tumblr? What the actual fuck.
Martha Stewart
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Honestly, tumblr? What the actual fuck.
Martha Stewart
Ass: 792.12¢/pound
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from the desk of Drake himself
hey amorphoussquare can you explain to me why after emotionally manipulating me to the point where i was completely dependent on you, making me feel like complete shit when i cut you out of my life, and using attention seeking tactics such as saying you were killing yourself just to get a response out of me (when it was obvious you had no real intentions of doing so), why after ALL OF THAT which happened MONTHS AGO, you fucking bought me something from my wishlist (your name was on the bill which was printed 3/23) and THEN when i had my friend message you on facebook about it (since im blocked, it was a message i typed out and she sent stating it was from me) saying how its creepy and you need to stop and ect, you blocked her? can you just explain this to me? since you cant do it privately maybe this will give you the attention you’re obviously looking for from me.
The signs as signs
Aries: Aries
Taurus: Taurus
Gemini: Gemini
Cancer: Cancer
Leo: Leo
Virgo: Virgo
Libra: Libra
Scorpio: Scorpio
Sagittarius: Sagittarius
Capricorn: Capricorn
Aquarius: Aquarius
Pisces: Pisces
Penis: *Finishes peeing and gets put inside pants*
Me: Hoe don't do it
Penis: *Dribbles inside pants*
Me: Oh my god
Me as the guest of honor in a 5 star restaurant : “so does the salad come with croutons?”
Children these days are always on devices, go outside! Eat some sun screen! Lick a wall that’s covered in wet paint!