Art Blog

this is a formal event

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they really just write “this bag is not a toy” on some of the most fun plastic bags to play in and around

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trains chug and achoo, people chug and achoo, but cars? more of a vroom

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clam... pistachio of the sea

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touch grass? oh and get all my gaming fingers dirty?

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yellin at the monkys in tv "go monky go!" and it motivates them to go. or so id like to think..

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alexa blaze post and reblog anything about frogs, I'm going down into my mancave for soup.

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scuba doo: underwater dog

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jesus was wildin the other day (24 A.D.)

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Lifehack: No need to look at the light at a red light, just go on your phone and the people behind you will let you know when the light turns green!

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how come they don’t be cloning shit like that after that sheep in the 90s? they lost the recipe?

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already have plenty of sheep

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jesus was wildin the other day (24 A.D.)

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i’ll have to reblog these gems later that the day walkers might see them

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sorry bro i’m gonna have to connect my ponytail to your balls, no this is totally legit i saw it in avatar

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she microsofts on my computer until i windows 11

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can som,eone pick up the cup im trapped under right now, im starting to run out of oxygen.

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working on a new glue, gonna be like nothing you’ve seen before, so STICKY, 3x as sticky as your glue. maybe more

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a warning is not gonna stop me from drowning in this home depot bucket