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#multitasking #woman #pissyouoff #amusemyself #lol https://www.instagram.com/p/CDhoKXfjd5V/?igshid=d6o4mbqt8by7
Reposted from @ms.southerncalifornia2019 - Question I posed to the cashier...”If one were to steal the laundry detergent from the locked cabinet... would that be considered a White-Collar crime?” 🤫. Her response.... eye roll. 👀 At least I amuse myself! 🙃😂🤣 #cornyandIknowit #lifestooshort #amusemyself #silly . 🔘follow: @CorporateTravelConcierge #VacationEnhancementSpecialist https://www.instagram.com/p/B0bUYn-FhTZ/?igshid=1mooot6eexvxq
Soooo my boy is working away at the moment and to amuse him I sent silly Instagram messages. I think you can tell who is the grown up in our relationship 🤣🤣#justbecause #instagood #sillyme #amusemyself #missyou #love #whythehellnot (at Melbourne, Victoria, Australia)
#Pokemon #amusemyself #enjoyit
Went out for lunch with Oliver today, our conversation consisted of him telling me about one of his friends who when he was in his home country built a brothel, and me creating a tv show that would allow me to sleep with Alexander Skarsgard <3
If it had been any other friend I wouldn't have believed a word of it, but his culture is completely different from ours, and he's crazy! He is a completely lovely, very generous guy. When he was younger he bought a set of flats and knocked them through so it was corridors with rooms coming off them, and he turned it into a brothel! Just because he has stupendous amounts of money and he likes Prostitutes! :') the only reason he had to shut it down is because his dad found out (he owns a big hospital over there, is in the media all the time etc so it wouldn't look good his son being a pimp!). Then I decided that he's s crazy that he probably knew Alexander Skarsgard as he probably visited his brothel, so I asked Oliver he he'd mind if i Worked for his friend but only ever slept with alexander, he didnt mind! But then when I suggested that there should be a tv show that you enter and if you won you get to sleep with the celebrity of your choice, he wasn't so keen. Fucking brilliant idea! I know it is, I would enter and win every week so I could have that sexy Viking in my bed <3