I JUST HAD THE GOOFIEST INSANE DAY EVER IM SOBBINF💔💔💔
Long story short: spider in me pants 😔
Today’s weather was super nice (70 degrees Fahrenheit) and it was sunny and windy too😋✨🌸
My dad usually picks me up after my off campus class and so I waited outside for like 15 minutes and when he didn’t show up I was like “damn he forgot me. Wait that means I can walk home and frolic in the sun!!”
Aaaand I was so delusional that I didn’t realize that a 12 minute drive was about a 7 mile walk😭😭😭😭😭 but by the time I realized it I was like whatever!!! I need the sunshine anyways yippee sunlight!!!!!
Guess who trotted through tall grass and 4-way intersections and got lost once and somehow found their way? Me :3
About 1 hour and 45 minutes into my walk I was like FAHHH IM SO HUNGRY!!!! I forgot my phone at home so I couldn’t even call anyone to pick me up but I was determined to keep going!!! For food 🤤🤤🤤 want hamberber,,,🍔
By some insane luck, a few minutes later, my dad drove by and somehow spotted me and honked LMAOOO so he turned around and picked me up!! I was relieved cuz my legs were hurting cuz u know artists don’t go outside much💔🙏
He said he had been driving around looking for me for almost 2 hours HELPPP I FELT SO BAD but he wasn’t mad,,, he just told me to let him know next time I went on an adventure—
I got home safely yeee!! And then. Teh five tragedies happened. Spiders. Five of them. >:(
Spider 1: I found it on my napkin and I SCREAMED
Spider 2: something was tickling my arm and it was a spider and I SCREAMED
Spider 3: at this point I was like bruh what’s happening and I looked down at my sock and saw a spider and I SCREEAMED
Spider 4: yea I quickly finished my food and got up and I felt something inside my pants and I was like. No. There’s no way. There’s no frickin way there’s a spider in my panGAAHHGH THERE’S A SPIDER INSIDE MY PANTS HELP ITS CLIMBING UP MY LEG I SCREAMED EVEN LOUDERRR💥😭😭
Spider 5: yeah I was in my undies after getting rid of the spider and I was so paranoid I decided to just shower right then and there. Well. Guess what I found while showering. Spider number 5 was on MY NECK I SCREAMEED AAGGRHHRFJHHG💥😭💥💔💥💥💔😭
I think it went down the drain omg but I didn’t see it cuz I was too busy freaking out 😔😔😔
After that traumatizing event I put on new clothes oooughh,,, now I’m in my room like half asleep after walking so much and dealing with 5 hitchhiker spidars who were using me as a damn schoolbus 💔
This is a completely true story by the way it’s 6:46 pm as I’m typing this and I’m having the most exhausting Monday I’ve ever had ghhhjjhhhffhhjbvfbjd,,,
I’m never walking into tall grass again dude that’s where all the wild bug Pokémon hide😭
However!! 😋👆 The sunlight was wonderful, the breeze was fresh, and I found a calm creek and a knocked over sign in some grass that had an airplane symbol on it!! The area was mostly urban but still had a buncha nature and I loved it :3
Moral of the story: go adventure!!! Have fun!!! Tell stories!! The exercise improved my mental health, I don’t feel the Monday gloom anymore!! I never woulda expected this to happen to me but hey, it’s a real silly story I’ll retell for years to come💕😎🌟✨🔥 >:3
