#an answer.

[linton-edgar]

hey check this shit out

*sends you a video of an arbiter doing a thirst trap*

"...Al...right? I think I'll... try to forget I saw that."

[survive-object-poll-island]

To those of you asking "What Computer?"

How do you think I am accessing the Human Internet!???!??!??

[linton-edgar]

[Beams you my period cramps. And that mirror version of you with the red text, too, while I'm at it.]

"...Oh. Isabella often complains about these. I do wonder if-"

[linton-edgar]

LINTON-CORP WHO IS IN YOUR LEAGE TELL ME RIGHT NOW BOY

"Hm. There's the Director, Sir Gregor... Then Yi Sang, Young-Ji, Ishmael, Rodya, Miss Xichun, and me. I understand that there are some differences between worlds, but from what Sir Gregor has said, the goals are the same."

A pause. Linton had left the room a little bit ago, since he needed to use the restroom. It's convenient. Reminds him of what he had before he lost, in a way. His tone quiets.

"In one world, or maybe a few, Nelly has my place. I've no clue what to think of it. I wonder what I did, to make her turn to that..."

[linton-edgar]

@linton-impregnator hey

"I... know of their existence. Unfortunately, I'd say."

"Linton... Impregnator?"

A pained sigh. "I forgot I left you out the box for a little bit. Don't ask."

[linton-edgar]

Do you accept hugs mr linton? Can i hug you

"I do not know you. Please don't make me recite the Bible in Japanese for a 3rd time.

A handshake or something to that extent is fine, but hugs are... reserved, for the more intimate relationships I hold."

[linton-edgar]

heyy lint roller do you rememberme? it's been a few days since you recited the bible in japamese to em 💔💔 and i was wodnering if you had reconsidered and would date me ?? 😇😇😇😇😇😇

"Ahem. まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。

「光よ、輝き出よ。」神が言われると、光がさっとさしてきました。 それを見て、神は大いに満足し、光と闇とを区別しました。しばらくの間、光は輝き続け、やがて、もう一度闇に覆われました。神は光を「昼」、闇を「夜」と名づけました。こうして昼と夜ができて、一日目が終わりました。"