#an average conversation

[original-cypher]

Mum: We could all pitch in for, I dunno. 50 grams? Split it after.

Me: Split it how?

Mum: Say ten for you. Ten for your brother. Ten for your sister. Ten for us and ten for your grandma?

Me: But we pay for it, right? We split the cost in half and for them it's a gift.

Mum: Sounds good.

Father [walking in]:.... what are you girls trafficking?

Us: Safran.

[uccelletto-di-kokuyo]

Sweet Summer Child

Brad: I had to restart the dungeon because I died.

Me: *pats him on shoulder* You sweet child.

Brad: If you call me sweet summer child, I will beat you.

Me: Sweet summer child.

Brad: I will throw you out there in that snow.

Me: SWEET SUMMER CHILD.

Brad: Come here.

Me: Aw, come on. We both know I'd take you in a fight.

[crganizing-blog]

lilly: i don’t deserve this 

me: you do though

lilly: ok fair, but,

[mochimochirabbit-a]

Hatter: I assume your dash comm is about Yumi and Orn?

Oki: Yuuuup

Hatter: Sounds about right!

Oki: She's just.

Oki: Sitting there like.

Oki: "Okay I'm hungry"

Hatter: ORN FEED SNAKU

Hatter: DINNER DATE Y/Y?

Oki: omg. XD

[clarissaexblain]

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

friend: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

friend: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[sims-crazy-blog-blog]

An average conversation in my house: I love the smell of fresh cut grass! You mean you like it when your father murders innocent plants because it lets off the pleasant aroma of death and torture? Well when you put it that way...

[lemonyandbeatrice]

[4:56:54 PM] oh god who am i: Erin~

[4:56:58 PM] Blaine Anderson: no

[4:57:00 PM] oh god who am i: ERIN

[4:57:03 PM] Blaine Anderson: NO

[4:57:09 PM] oh god who am i: *THROWS GLITTER AT YOU* ERIN

[4:57:18 PM] Blaine Anderson: *SWATS IT AWAY* NO

[willsolass]

Explaining ships and canons

My sister: What's it mean to be canon?

Me: It's like this. You ship two people together but it's really the ship you don't like. That's what's canon.

My sister: So it's like there's Susie, Bob, and Jill. I think Susie and Bob should be together, but really Susie and Jill- ooh wait *dies of laughter*

Me: *inhuman noises*

My sister: *laughing* Not what I meant