#mlia

[silverbridge-harbor]

Hate my microwave, it's so passive aggressive. If I put in 60 seconds and press start, it beeps smugly and changes it to 1:00 and doesn't go until I press start again and tacitly agree with its "correction". I said 60 you binch

[rheathe3rd]

Hey, quick question, who else here remembers MLIA?

[meginator]

I just want to feel something again, something good.

[alicesdoodles]

There are moments in your life when you realize how ridiculous your 30+ years of life have been.

I've just had one of those. Here it is:

Me: *rubs aching knee*

Colleague: Pain?

Me: yeah. Old injury telling me what the weather is. In case I missed it.

Colleague: Oh yeah? Sports?

Me: Uh. Circus. Knee bent the wrong way. Shit day, that was, really.

Colleague:... I'm sorry, what?

Me: ....I was ran over. By a clown car.

[drifting-knightjar]

So when I moved back into my dorm I went to walmart with my parents and bought food, including peaches. Which led to this text:

[domesticfanfic]

When you’re obsessed with Game of Thrones and autocorrect changes “Iron Throne” into “Iron Theon.”

[lunalllovegood]

a video of my principal playing the drums in a darth vader costume at our homecoming assembly

i love my school

[courtney181116]

Special thanks!

Special thanks go to the two strangers I didn't even get to shake hands with at the gym. You both pushed me to up my weight and do better. Thanks for keeping me from stagnating!