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as like sickeningly cute as that last picture is too I will say I always imagined bc tieflings are heat resistant ulrich just. sticks his bare hands in the oven. handles piping hot bread like w/e cnjdidneb

#it always scared the shit out of the lady who taught him #Bc shes sn elf iirc #AN elf #and kept forgetting he can do that

25/30 Star Trek TOS S1

今日高能爆笑o(*≧▽≦)ツ

This episode is so juicy in so many...jsaifjioqjfiojjioq3uiocoq83y9hiew

[Spock acts like humans ]

Doc: That didn’t sound AT ALL like Spock, Jim.

Kirk: No, it — I thought you said you might like him if he mellowed a little.

[well maybe bc its too much]

Doc: I DIDN’T SAY THAT

Kirk: You said that. I

Doc: NOT EXACTLY...He might be in trouble

[yes he’s indeed in serious troubles you two drop joking now plz!]

I...

someone should turn this into a surprise party gif

and every time when Mr. Sulu entered some weird mental-manipulated zone, he became a brightly smiling angel!!!

UHURA MARRY ME.

The scene where Kirk and only Kirk being with Enterprise had me right there. It’s such a poetic presentation of the meaning of the crew. You realized their existence when they were all absent. And then you had…ANOTHER SURPRISE B-BOX PARTY!!!!! (JK

IMPORTANT

[the scene where Kirk tries to irritate Spock and kinda pushes many buttons.]

#Half-breed [Spock even thought it was somewhat applicable this time lol. Well, Mr. Spock, the normal you don’t have such good temper or high tolerance on this AT ALL.]

#An overgrown jack rabbit [??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Are you sure you are not teasing, Captain?]

#An elf with a hyperactive thyroid [okay i get it elf part but a hyperactive thyroid…? thy…?]

#simpering devil-eared freak [yes i’m learning how to be articulate from ST]

#and you’ve got that gall to make love to that girl [whoa harsh and I sense a point…another point here?]

#a carcass full of memory banks who should be squatting in a mushroom [it’s heartbreaking until “mushroom”…I wonder…why mushroom (with a serious brooding face or try not to grin…)] [edit: thx to good tumblr ppl i know now :)

#You belong in a circus, Spock [and join Dick Grayson? that would be perfect, a true heaven. Batman approving gaze.gif ]

[Then, a fight]

[Then, Spock came back.]

Kirk: Had enough? I didn’t realize what it took to get under the thick hide of yours. [my brain…stop inventing some NSFW stuff alright?] Anyhow, I didn’t know what you’re so mad about. [Awww that’s sweet. AND KNOW YOU KNOW. and don’t take advantage of it in some way.]

Spock (back from the shock): You did that to me deliberately.

Kirk: Believe me, Mr. Spock, it was painful…[it’s just so sweet that he apologizes immediately] in more ways than one [LMAO]

[Also,]

Spock: Striking a fellow officer is a court-martial offense.

Kirk: Well if we both in the brig, who’s going to build the subsonic transmitter? [he said both!! thumbs up to his integrity and almost-knee-reflex belief in equity. and my brain totally don’t mind if they can share one brig. STOP.]

OKAY - BUT - HERE - IS - THE - BOOM:

[Sober Spock explained his choice to Layla]

Spock: I have a responsibility…to the ship…to that man on the bridge.

[THAT MAN ON THE BRIDGE!!! @#$%^^&**HSGahefaskjhuiffnkajsfhuijfdiojlaksjfioaewjflkwmcaeje%^&G! and uh...excuse me but...Mr. Kirk and Mr. Spock, could both of you please stop using Enterprise and its 5-year mission as a coping strategy to unconsciously divert your own attention from your too-strong-and-dramatic-to-be-subconscious feelings for each other?]

and Layla was being so heartbroken but sincere...: I have lost you, haven’t I? Not only you, I l’ve lost of it. [poor Layla 😢 and I enjoyed her performance so much...]

And this beginning scene is so rare, so treasure, so romantic. I was grinning like an idiot. I’m just so happy his character is developing in such a lovely way in this story.

His jaw is lovely. Not the spores.

Final Final Bonus:

A George-style mint Julep, conceived by Doc, made by Doc, and enjoyed by Doc.

juicy, right?

#star trek tos #01x25 #Half-breed #An overgrown jack rabbit #An elf #BUT with a hyperactive thyroid #simpering devil-eared freak #memory banks doesn't need to kiss a mushroom #plz #You belong in a circus Spock #Super Spirk #dont just drop your julep on the ground!!??