Jul 16, 2019
✍ //do it chicken
who’s chicken?
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✍ //do it chicken
who’s chicken?
ancientoozaru replied to your post: (and now for an actual meaningful thing--) "Niju."...
Completely deadpan. “Why would I do that in the middle of town.” Glances away with a bit of fidgeting. “No. Just– be there. I want you to be aware of this, and words don’t rightly convey it.”
Also deadpan, “Because you’re stupid and do rash things on instinct.” She blinks again, curious and completely oblivious to his odd little movements. These, ‘emotional’ reactions. “I don’t see how logical words cannot convey your thoughts, but I’ll bite. Sure.”
ancientoozaru
“Cooking’s not too hard after a while! You just...
“This one gets it.”
“Ya just gotta, you know, put it on the fire stove and slap on those powdery good smelling things!!!”
ancientoozaru replied to your post ““Punch holes through me - burn my body while it still writhes - sever...”
"...Did you become immortal to cheat effort in growing stronger, or actually just to sate your uncontrollable masochism?"
“I became immortal to provide a shield for the soul that now lies merged with my own.
Masochism is a sin.”
@ancientoozaru replied to your post: “Scratch is a good cat.”
//Dr. Briefs discovered the secret to immortality. Then his wife thought it was tea and shared it with their kitty. The formula was never rediscovered.
Panchy Briefs did us all a service, for no one deserves immortality more than the tiny black cat.
Scratch the Cat for the next King of Earth.
May his reign be...
...eternal.
"... You are bound by the wrists and your face is discolored. You must be freed from your bindings before the blood restriction gets any worse." Moves to snap the ribbons and unintentionally ruin Taiko's fun. "I will do this."
Is too mortified --
The literal caveman can successfully apply meat to fire; where is your excuse, modern person.
“EVERYTHING IS FRIGGING AUTOMATED IN MY ERA!”
“STOP JUDGING ME YOU ALL!!!”
ancientoozaru replied to your post: “W h a t.”
“Gnomes are of nature. You would make a good gnome.” Nodnod.
“I will beat any trespassers with my curly gnome shoes”