Mar 4, 2017
[paltrypoet]: Please don’t call child support, everything is okay in our home and Steel does not have ‘cooties’. Or lice.
[paltrypoet]: Also that Sass person whoever you are. I’m going to find you.
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[paltrypoet]: Please don’t call child support, everything is okay in our home and Steel does not have ‘cooties’. Or lice.
[paltrypoet]: Also that Sass person whoever you are. I’m going to find you.
oh my god, Sass.
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE BAR OR I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF.
Ay pal. Don't freak out. Doing this for your own good aight? ACT: CHECK SANS-ancmaly
ACT > CHECK
> SANS
SANS 1 ATK 1 DEF 7 HP
*Looks a little more tired than usual.
ancmaly:
I’m a bad person.
I’ve accepted it.
Why do people keep coming in trying to defend me. I don’t deserve it
I thinks it’s just karma what happened last night. It’s what people like me get.
YOU’VE DONE SOME BAD THINGS--
THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON.
Dear bestfriend,
Gonna sit right down and write me a letter...
[You're beginning to wonder if this guy has any ink that isn't blue at this point.All the pens on the desk are black, but...?]
[A-Anyway.Another crumpled-up paper it is.]
heya.
i did something pretty prickish to you recently that you didn't deserve. that was my bad.and it was a pretty bad bad to bad like that. especially after us hanging out, and then with no warning...
it'd be pretty easy to throw a "you caught me at a bad time/i wasn't feeling so great" blanket over this and move on probably, but...i dunno, kid. it's eating me up.i'm mad at you. but you didn't deserve that. not from me. not like that.
i doubt another order of taco bell and some chocolate bars are gonna patch that one up, but hey. far as my experience goes, drowning junk with junk has never really HURT...
but if you never wanna see my jerk face again either, that's cool too. i get it.i get it.
you've got my number of you ever need it. got my blog to bump into.hmu if you want to.
[It's signed with a stunning recreation of Haddaway's signature.What sappy, absolute garbage. No wonder it's crumpled up.]
How goes your cafe, Sunny?
IT’S BEEN!!!! SO BUSY!!!!
I ACTUALLY HAD TO HIRE HELP SO I WOULDN’T BE TOO RUSHED OFF MY FEET!!!!
RIGHT NOW I HAVE SASS @ancmaly AND DREW @homecookedkindness IN THE KITCHEN, LLYR @tanezumi HELPING OUT WITH WAITERING AND RUNIEL @flapsinhands COVERING SECURITY
SASS HAS ALSO OFFERED THEIR DJ SERVICES….. AS HAS RUNIEL 👀👀👀(I HEARD THAT YESTERDAY… I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!!!)
NO
I’M NOT GOING THROUGH THE GRAPE JERKY SHIT AGAIN