#and aggravated

[jokerislandgirl32]

My mom just accused me of being pregnant because I have a swollen stomach. Mind you…it’s due to a food sensitivity I have been trying to determine and my period. Anyway, thanks mom for insulting and triggering me all at the same time.

I mean seriously, whose kid would it even be…Zach or Arthur? I’m not involved with any other guy atm, lol.

Now, wait, wait…I might be on to something…*figuring out how to mess with my mom and getting fanfic inspo all at the same time*

[reid-effect]

I have so many fic ideas, but yah girl (me) truly thinks her writing sucks. So I literally have no motivation to write. I get so excited to read everyone else’s work, but even thinking about mine just gets me all !!!! annoyed for whatever reason.

[kaideart]

Dan’s Daily Doodle 2017: Day 11

You ever have one of those days where you try hard but nothing seems to go particularly well? Today was one of those days. 

[grey-lolz]

Can't wait for gublerween to still be a thing when hes like 70

[glitzyglotzen]

about 3 months ago ***** got a new bartending job that's only 10 minutes away from where I work. he's usually there 3-4 nights a week between tuesday and friday, and I work all those days plus weekends. his place is open an hour later than mine is, so during the week I'll go to his bar after mine closes for free dinner and drinks during last call then I'll help close so that it gets done faster and we have more time to hangout afterwards. he stopped working weekends so on those days he comes to my place and does the same thing for me, except I can't give him free shit or else I'll get fired which is dumb, but whatever.

it's not something either of us ever asked the other to do, it just started happening. it's not every single day of the week either, just when we can which ends up being most of them. but yesterday he told me that on the day I didn't go this week because I went out with my friend C that night instead, one of his regulars who's this sloppy drunk everyone calls biggie kept asking him where his wife was to the point where it got weird. he said that at first he thought he was joking bc we're both friendly with him so he just played along but after 5 or 6 times he had to come back at him a little like, "you mean shannon? who's not my wife? I don't know bro, she doesn't work here. what do you mean where is she? who wants to know?" which I thought was funny in the moment because ummm what the fuck, but in retrospect made me realize that when I'm there I probably look like one of those bum ass "I like to sit outside my boyfriend's job and color while he works all day teehee heehaw I'm just a girl" bitches.... 🫩

[catath0ughtful]

Cats are evil because they will tear up the entire house and make one trillion loud noises all from knocking shit over, beating the shit out of the (already kind of broken no thanks to them) doors to tbe closet with their food in it, and unholy screeching from their own mouths just to get you to feed them. And your lowly ass will be too tired and too aggravated to realize itis 3 in the fucking morning which is about 3 hours off of when they are supposed to be fed and now it is too late to rectify your mistake because taking away their food will just make the problem a billion time worse and you are, as already mentioned, too tired and too aggravated to care. Whatever man. Fuck my life I GUESS

[mythicalmagistra]

I freaking love it when my friend call me with no warning and start dumping emotional shit that has nothing to do with me on me right when I’m sitting down to get work down. Just, love it

[excusemehotchocolate]

Had to leave the house before i cussed my brother out. Whelp im about to go spend roughly 50 bucks on tea than sit by the water and calm down.