Feb 1, 2024
decided to start using a cricket ambient noise in my room all the time hoping it'll make the actual crickets think there are already many horrible crickets in my room so they'll stop coming in here to ruin my life
#i have a major major cricket fear#and am apparently the only person on earth who also has a fucking#cricket spawn point or something IN MY ROOM#and bathroom#because for years now they keep showing up in my sink and my bathtub and my desk and my bED CRAWLING ON ME AT NIGHT#like bad enough i had spider hole in my wall and had spiders braiding my hair in the evenings#but now crickets are falling on my face from my walls and shit#and my brother doesn't even live in the room next to me anymore to come get the little fuckers and wing them back outside so i have to do i#through the high pitched wailing and the hyperventilating#one lived in my bathroom sink for like 4 days because i couldnt work up the nerve to catch him in a cup#there are so many crickets you guys#personal#dense rants
