#and broccoli

[jennhoney]

I had fried potatoes and insulin for dinner. 🥂🥔

[warydoom]

Presenting: The Gritty Wisdom of Jason Todd (Also known as: Jason Todd's Post-Wisdom Teeth Anesthetic Revelations)

Here’s a little taste of the glorious absurdity contained within, specifically when the Batfamily arrives to witness Jason's drugged declarations:

Jason slowly turned his drugged gaze to Damian. "Oh, bless your little heart, Dami. No. No. S’not him. I know he says he is, but it’s just… for show. He’s my PR rep. My emotional support grimace. He doesn't even like Tuesdays. You think Batman doesn’t like Tuesdays?"

Tim, having walked in a few seconds earlier, took one look at Jason and broke down laughing immediately. "He hates Tuesdays! Bruce HATES Tuesdays!" he gasped out. "Oh my god. I'm recording this. Every single second."

"And glitter," Steph added, bouncing in behind Tim, already pulling out her phone. "The Bat-Glare totally fails on glitter!"

"And broccoli," Cass signed quickly from the doorway, her lips twitching, joining them to crowd the small room.

Seriously, go read it! Prepare yourself for a masterclass in highly-medicated, completely deluded Jason Todd, who will single-handedly redefine 'Batman' through a lens of cosmic incompleteness, gritty toast, and surprisingly strong opinions on parking regulations. If chaotic Batfamily antics and utterly absurd hilarity are your jam, then you are in for a treat!

Link to the fic: Here

[gin-juice-tonic]

Yesterday was a bad day but today's been pretty okay

[corvinyx]

We’re going to buy an air fryer tomorrow and the god himself won’t be able to stop us

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

You are holding a sandwich.

This polite young gentleman appears:

🥪 Do you:

save the last bite for him

save the last bite of each half for him

give him half the sandwich

give him the whole sandwich

say 'not for puppies' and give him a puppy treat

say 'not for puppies' and give him no treats

Voting ended onMay 25, 2023

[catholickedd]

hey cath what's ur opinion on spinach

disgusting

[pissfaggit]

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