#damianwayne

[bianc0re]

Days since a normal dead Robin club meeting: 0

[ladyconstellati0n]

scenarios that happened in the league of assassins that Jason and Damian won't admit to because they're little shits pt.3

Jason: *whispering* Uncle Dusan looks like he's about to fall over.

Damian: *in a similar hushed tone* Can you blame him? You know how Grandfather loves to drone on during meetings. It is the one time we are forced to listen to him without interruption.

Jason: *placing a pea on a spoon, preparing to fire it*

Damian: *whispering in a hurried voice* Akhi, what are you doing with your dinner?

Jason: Saving us from another boring meeting *flicks it at Uncle Dusan who flinches and wipes his drool from his lips*

Damian: *coughing to cover his giggle* Impressive aim.

Jason: *readying his spoon again* Mara looks murderous. She hasn’t stopped glaring since this shit started.

Damian: It is not like I intended to blind her. She should have dodged it.

Jason: Uh where the fuck was I for this? I don't remember-

Ra al Ghul: *standing at the head of the table* Jason. Is there a question that you yearn to have answered? You appear to be quite distracted when you should be paying attention given your position as Head Guard.

Jason: Sure do. So when you say Head Guard, that means like total control right? How many vacation days does that allocate-

Damian: Jesus Christ.

Jason: *continuing* It’s a valid question, Dami. Corporate America has ruined the world. We gotta get better benefits. What’s our dental like because this tooth has been decaying like a wet tictac-Wait can the Pit fix my tooth?

Ra al Ghul: *twitching* How insightful. Yes…I shall inform you as soon as I confirm with my members. Anything else?

Jason: *saluting* No, my Liege. Only that these peas are divine. My compliments to your chef. Continue, you’re doing great.

Ra al Ghul: *tiredly* Of course....As I was saying....

Damian: *lowering his voice* My liege? Where did you pull that from?

Jason: My ass. Ever heard of Attack on Titan? *launching another pea at Dusan but the spoon slips from his hand and flies across the table* Oh shit.

Dusan al Ghul: * awakening and screaming, flailing his arms* Guards! We are under attack! Secure my child immediately!

Damian: *covering his face* Oh for fucks sake, Jason. Why would you-

*several guards rush in with weapons, the members at the table scatter and scream.*

Talia al Ghul: *the sound of a blade twishing* Damian? Jason? Where are you? Guards- I command you to find my sons! Protect the heirs!

*Jason and Damian hiding under the table*

Jason: Well-You can’t blame this entirely on me. Your family is known for overreacting.

Damian: *hissing* Yes, I can AND I will. I will not be punished for your stupidity. I shall knock out your tooth myself.

Jason: I’m good. Brucie paid a pretty penny to fix my teeth.

Damian: Go to hell, Jason.

*Both boys jump as Dusan hits the floor, making eye contact with them.*

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Ra al Ghul: Both of you are remanded to your quarters until further notice. No sneaking off to the gardens. No access to the animal sanctuary. Have you anything to say regarding your behavior, such as an apology, before you are escorted to your rooms?

Jason: *raises hand*

Ra al Ghul: Yes, Jason?

Jason: *points at Dusan al Ghul* This is his fault. He has a trauma response so severe that he’d put veterans to shame.

Damian: *giggling* He is also the one that tried tackling you, Grandfather, to ensure your safety.

Ra al Ghul: Guards. Take them to their quarters immediately. Now.

Jason: HEY. Watch where you point the sword!

[calladraws101]

They are somewhat bonding

[ghurab-alzilal]

Zatanna: Where's your scary boyfriend?

Raven: Probably doing scary boyfriend things.

Damian, in Gotham, feeding some kittens he found in the alley : *sneezes *

[prettiest-thing-in-the-morgue]

Twenty Eight

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summary ᝰ.ᐟ : twenty eight ways yandere damian makes sure he keeps his darling in check and mostly his .

ⓘ 𐔌 yandere content ꒱ , 𐔌 aged up damian꒱ ,𐔌 unhinged ꒱ , 𐔌 toxic male ꒱ , 𐔌 controlling behaviour ꒱ , 𐔌 extreme obssession ꒱ , 𐔌 extreme possessive behaviour ꒱ , 𐔌 mentions of extreme violence (not to darling) ꒱ , 𐔌 stalking/ invasion to privacy ꒱ , 𐔌 manipulation ꒱

𝟏 . 'Getting rid of 'distractions' 𖦹˙— damian wayne is a sure man , a certain man , a person who completes even the most tidious , montoneous thing with sharp efficiency and he expects the same thing for his darling reader. Safe to say when he spies on you at your work and you're happily laugh along to something some random , ragedy man has to say - he's very displeased . How dare his perfect darling converse with some vile , wretched creature with the face not even a mother could love ? Let's just say little old darling is never seeing that man or that job again.

𝟐 . Safety𖦹˙— It's something defintely not thrown about loosely with this man . He's the heir to the League of Assassin and inherited Batman after his father. This man does not joke about his darling's safety whatsoever - he is a man of many , dangerous enemies. Damian Wayne could care less if you have ten billion years of fighting experience or if you carry around that cheap pepper spray you bought of amazon - this man will assign the top best assassin the League has to offer to trail you wherever you go. Pair that off with the years of Bruce's paranoia pulsing through him , sage to say you have ten trackers implanted in you , a chip that directly connects to device only Damian has access to that broadcasts all your vitals and location and not to mention he had John Constantine cast a protection ward on you.

𝟑 . 'Escape'𖦹˙— that's a cute joke darling - very amussing you think you possess a silver of chance to escape him. run away ? cute , he'll send the entirity of the league after you and when you inevitably come back , hope you enjoy your isolation beloved because all you are seeing is him and the white padded walls of your little cage for a very long time. ' i'll just die then !!' , darling you're so dumb because he will use the pit on you and he will bring you back . ' i'll tell x superhero ! ' hunny your yandere funds the justice league , no one is saving you.

𝟒 . Luxery𖦹˙— If darling is good , no escape plans , or silly rebellions , expect expensive clothes - talking about arbian perfumes and soft egyption silk , food from hand crafted from only the best chefs , shipped out worldwide , penthouses galore , frequent , epensive getaways to wherever you want , your own palace . Damian goes all out and spares nothing when spoiling you. If you're dumb , abit stupid thinking you could escape him ? Blacklisted - not only in Gotham but Internationally , darling seriously your yandere single handly funds Gotham and has powerful friends internationally who would do anything to get in good graces afterall he is one of the richest ceo known.

𝟓 . 'Cheating'𖦹˙— Damian doesn't cheat , he chose you , he wants only you , end of story. There is no crash and burn , self sabotaging yourself out of this relationship , you are his as he is yours till the end of time and beyond. He is a loyal man - to him you are the only person who's worth his affections and efforts - any attempts to persuade hom otherwise would be met in a swift demise . Thay stupid girlfriend of yours who had the audacity to flirt with him and put her disgusting hands on his shoulder? Oh , her? hand got chopped off and hee corpse could be found floating in the Gotham sea.

𝟔 . Affections 𖦹˙— believe it or not he is a veey romantic man when he's not isolating you months on end and gutting someone out for talking to you . Other than his , habit of presenting you the dead corpse of your enemies on your lap , he writes love poems to you in ancient arbic , personally paints potraits of you in the world's finest paint and is kept in both of yours personal art gallery , delivers your favorite things to you , even takes you out on late night drives , slow yet deep kisses and massages your back.

𝟕 . Stalking𖦹˙— Damian gas a bad habit of stalking you , those sharp green eyes are always on you even when he looks like he's asleep or busy talking to someone at a gala , trust me , he's looking at you , always is , your his muse , his life , his obssession , his need fo live , it's always going to be on you darling.

𝟖 . Favorite activity 𖦹˙— Damian loves cuddling in bed . He doesn't know how to explain ot , but the feel of your body , curled up in his , his arms wrapped up around ypu just makes everything feel right . He does this alot after a difficult patrol or meeting where he really needs a reminder that humanity is still worth keeping alive.

𝟗 . Vulnerability 𖦹˙— He still struggles with this , he admits it's one of his many weaknesses and its also one of the reason you both argue alot on. He doesn't know how to properly communicate his feelings despite the many languages he is so fluent in. He cqn't quite right put them into the best of words and he has a bad habit of doing major decisions by himself . He's not used to the trusting your partner thing quite yet , it's not exactly like you're giving him any reason to anyways when you're constantly plotting to escape. But if in theory him and his darling are in good terms and are trying to work things out - he could potentially be a better communicator.

𝟏𝟎 . Least Favorite Activity 𖦹˙— Going out with a group of people . Especially when it'a your friends. It's not because he's jealous of them - to him ypu are solely his whether you or anyone wants to admit it or not . The reason why he doesn't like you friend is because they truely do put the stupidest ideas in your head. " You should run away and join the joker to avoid him " was ligitamitly one of the advices a friend of yours suggested when you both just started dating. Like how stupid and utteterly crazy do you have to be to think that? Damiam knows he isn't the most pious man but atleast he'd treat you right.

Damian makes sure since that incident to always be with you if your with your friends purely because he doesn't trust any of them with ypur damned safety.

𝟏𝟏 . Personal Philosophy 𖦹˙— he admits and acknowledges what he is doing is wrong and morally corrupt - he just simply doesn't care. everyone has their own way of loving someone - his is just simply just more stronger and intense than others.

𝟏𝟐 .Would he harm you ? 𖦹˙— No . He won't physically abrace you , he'd kill himself personally if he ever does but he has other means of punishing you. Isolation and Manipulation are common ones but he also and depends on exactly what darling did - he gives them silent treatment , not the ' i won't talk to you for two hours' , i mean the he will cut you off and ignore you until you come crawling back .

𝟏𝟑 . Children ? 𖦹˙— He suprisingly is neutral about it . He won't push for it but if for some way or form you end up pregnant , he will take care of you and the children and would be an active father.

𝟏𝟒 . Family 𖦹˙— yes you do see your family , soemthing very few yanderes allow and even more suprising when you realize how controlling damian is , you'd never guess he'd allow it. He is always with you when you go and don't think about telling your parents to save you because they won't , Damian's already ten steps ahead of you darling , they eat out of this man's hand and geniunely think he's the sweetest and best thing to happen to you and your family.

𝟏𝟓 . Batfamily 𖦹˙— They aren't weirded out by how unhinged damian is - arguably , they made ypu appreciate him more because some of them are beyond savingm Ypur first night when you met them , you personally witnessed Tim manhandle his darling back to his room because he felt the need to and not one peraon bat an eye. In fact , Alfred , the butler had the audacity to make a joke about it .

𝟏𝟔 . Marriage 𖦹˙— yes , you would have three , the first is private , its you , damian and an officiate , the second is a traditional arab wedding hosted in the League , Talia does your henna and personally tends to all your needs and lastly a tradional american wedding ? it's kind of priavte , mostly the batfamily and a few of bruce's and damian's trusted collegues.

𝟏𝟕 . Signs of Ownership 𖦹˙— signature green silks that composes most of ypur attire , rich , arbian oud that compliments his own , jade jewerly along with accents of gold , your wedding ring and band has both of your intials engraved and his last name.

𝟏𝟖 . Control 𖦹˙— Damian is controlling , its both a hot and nuisnace commodity , he controls what you wear , speal about. media consumed , friends/family , food , down to how you carry abput yourself - he is very strict and upholds very high standards when it comes to you.

𝟏𝟗 . Shrine 𖦹˙— yes . he has a shrine - its a room filled of pictures taken of you , little trinkets that remind him of you , personal and intimate potraits he's drawn of you , some snippets of poems he's writtem over the years for you. Its his safe place - he finds himself the most comfortable and relaxed there than anywhere else on earth other than cuddling you of course.

𝟐𝟎 . Desperation 𖦹˙— He's desperate for you to reciprocrate love in the way he loves you. normal ideals of 'love ' doesn't exactly cut it for him but he'd take anything he gets .

𝟐𝟏 . Urges 𖦹˙— His only intense urge is to honestly run away with you and live somehwere far away from everyone , just you and him living your best , blissful lives without any outside interference.

𝟐𝟐 . Insanity 𖦹˙— he's beyond that point , far beyond that not even professional help can bring him backm He needs you , without you he will literally fall apart and become nothing. So you are stuck with this man.

𝟐𝟑 . Would he die for you ? 𖦹˙— hard yes - do not question this man's devotion towards you - of he had to give you his soul he would no questions asked .

𝟐𝟒 . Worship 𖦹˙— lord do not test this damn man , he has a whole shrine , companies , banks and several penthouses and a literal castle in your name. would quite literally sacrifice the world for you .

𝟐𝟓 . Violence 𖦹˙— yes , he is very violent to those who threaten to take you from him and is not afraid to spill blood even if it's in front of you. He wears their blood proudly in a show of victory and in a sick sense of ownership towards you that ypu are indefinitly his.

𝟐𝟔 . Questionable traits 𖦹˙— he has to get a good morning kiss from you before he leaves for work and another before he sets off to patrol - he believes you kissing him is a goodluck charm , would not leave till he gets one.

𝟐𝟕 . Clingey 𖦹˙— god yes , you have to peal this man off of you to breathe air , he has to always be around you because god damn you're his damn lifeline and he has to be glued to you because why not. He also has a bad habit of ditching people to come home to you and proceed to whine and pout until you cuddle him.

𝟐𝟖 .Miscellaneous 𖦹˙— Damian wears ypur hoodies and shirts alot under his own clothes because he just loves ypur scent and feels like ypur indirectly hugging him.

author's note ⭑｡𖦹°‧

thank you for reading !!

sorry about the slow updates and sorry that this was ao rushed ‧₊ ᵎᵎ 🍀 ⋅ ˚✮

this is a work of fiction

[wholexw]

Survival manual!

Tim drake x reader

Synopsis: When you start dating a coffee-addicted genius detective, you have to learn how to keep him alive...

The apartment was dark and cold, except under the soft blankets where they both warmed themselves with each other's body heat and soft snores.

Your cold feet tangled between the detective's legs, his mouth slightly open, letting out soft snores

Everything was perfect until the alarm went off.

05:00 AM

Tim's blue eyes snapped open, like a soldier accustomed to precise timing, and he began to gently shift from your grasp, silently trying to pull you away from his chest.

"No"

"Huh?" I look at you, confused. "I woke you up. I'm sorry—go back to sleep," I murmur, stroking your hair.

"Don't even think about it, Timothy," you whispered, your eyes still closed.

"I have to go"

"You don't have to go"

"I have work to do," he insisted, trying to push you away.

"What did we say yesterday?"

She rolled her eyes, but the slight curve of her lips betrayed that she was enjoying it.

"I need to sleep at least eight hours, no matter what time I go to bed."

"Exactly," you murmur, forcing one eye open. "And..."

"And..?"

"Last night you went to bed at eleven..." you affectionately scratched her waist, "so you won't get up for another three hours."

"The faster I get up, the faster I'll solve this investigation," he insisted, taking your hand.

"The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner you can resume your research" you corrected him, giving him a few gentle pats on the ribs.

1. Force him to sleep at least 8 hours

Wednesday 9:35 AM

Hurried footsteps echo in the apartment.

You wake up to the sound of a dull thud followed by a groan and a curse.

"Tim- "you complain, brushing your messy hair away from your face to watch him hop around while putting on his pants.

"Ugh, I'm late!"

"Do you want me to make you something?" you murmur, pulling back the soft blankets.

"No, it's not necessary—Honey, have you seen my purple tie?"

"I left her with your other ties"

"No, that one is very clear

You sighed: "You have like a thousand purple ties, wear that one."

“I need dark purple; if I wear light purple, my suit won’t have any contrast,” he argued, pacing the room. “And if there’s no contrast, I’ll look strange, everyone will stare at me, and the meeting will go badly. If it goes badly, I’ll have to come up with a plan B, but if you come up with a plan B, my whole strategy will be ruined…”

"Here it is," you handed it to her. "I'll go prepare something."

He did not respond, focusing all his attention on adjusting his tie.

"I'm leaving," I kiss your forehead.

"Tim"

"See you this afternoon, I promise to be there before 6. I'll go to the mansion with Bruce after the meeting."

"ahm~" you say, bringing the fork closer to his mouth

"Honey, I'm going to be late," I tried to persuade you.

You pretended to be offended. "Are you going to abandon the pancakes I made for you?"

"It smells delicious, but I only have 20 minutes to get there." He grabbed his things, ready to leave.

"Mmm, well, goodbye, I won't force you." You turned your back on him, pressing the button on the coffee machine. "I guess I'll have to drink this myself." You gently swirled the cup to release the aroma.

A smell that chilled his blood as his nostrils reveled in it, and the soft sound of his bowels broke the silence.

"It only takes me 10 minutes to get here by car," he said, sitting down and anxiously moving his leg.

You laughed, kissing her cheek and saying "eat"

2. You must eat properly, no quick protein bars.

+ 3. Keep your negative overthinking under control.

Saturday 08:11 AM

"This crazy woman," I muttered, entering the kitchen.

Dick smiles playfully, "I see you're still in one piece. I thought you'd come out with a black eye. I was already calling Alfred after all that shouting."

Stephenie punched his arm, "I thought you were over your toxic relationship tendencies."

The boy glares at her menacingly, but his tired face and dark circles under his eyes only made the blonde laugh.

"Who died?" Jason asked sarcastically, grabbing the cereal. "You look dead, and that's coming from a dead man."

"You look bad, Drake," Damian grumbled, walking past to take the cereal away. "Todd, I'm going to tell Alfred you're eating my cereal again."

"Wow, thanks family! I also think they look good," he said sharply, clearly irritated.

"He's in a bad mood because he hasn't had a cup of coffee for 3 hours."

"3 hours and 45 minutes," he gasped anxiously, "but not for long." He opened the pantry, rummaging through everything.

"Pennyworth will be angry if you mess up the kitchen," Damian muttered, putting his cereal away again.

Duke entered the kitchen, curious. "He's gone completely mad."

The blonde glanced at him sideways. "I never thought this day would come.

"What's he doing?"Most of them were watching the kitchen intently, as if it were an experiment.

"Dear Damian," Jason smiled, taking the stored cereal box. "If you take drugs away from a junkie, what will he do?" He pointed at Tim as if he were a lab rat. "He'll look for more drugs... Oh!"

"He'll probably hide them around here," Tim muttered, looking sleepy.

Meanwhile, Dick whispered, "When do you think he'll realize?"

"Realize what?" Damian asked, staring at him.

"That his 'girlfriend' took all the coffee from the mansion."

Later, everyone was sitting in the dining room except for Tim, who was leaning his head on the table, much to Alfred's dismay.

"I need to stay awake; herbal tea won't keep me awake," he complained, though the dark circles under his eyes were begging for a break.

"Young Master Drake, please have your tea. It's impolite to refuse what's served. Would you like to return to your classes with good manners?" he asked expectantly.

"Love is hard," Jason muttered, feigning sympathy.

4. Control the amount of coffee you drink.

I don't speak English, literally, so this was translated with Google. Maybe from translating so much I'll learn English little by little.

Esa es la idea.

[samuraiicecream]

Chief Executive Officer -Papa- Bruce Wayne

[soulsforsales]

Bruce Wayne: Mansplain

Dick Grayson: Malewife

Tim Drake: Manipulate

Jason Todd and Damian Wayne: Manslaughter