Oct 17, 2020
#my coloradoan ass everytime i have to descend to the flatlands and remember y'all live in humid-ass hyperoxygenated frog terrariums me, the frog that cannot survive outside of my 100% humidity hyperoxygenated frog terrarium: ribbit <3
LOOK I MAY APPEAR TO HAVE SUPERPOWERS WHEN I COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAINS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE RED BLOOD CELL GODS FOR MY PILLGRAMAGES TO THE HIGH COUNTRY BUT IF I’M GOING TO GO BACK TO THE COAST AGAIN I’LL NEED TO GROW A SET OF FUCKING GILLS LIKE THE HIGHLY FUCKABLE FISHMAN FROM SHAPE OF WATER TO BREATHE IN YOUR RIPARIAN-ESTUARY ECOSYSTEM Y’ALL USE FOR AN ATMOSPHERE.