#and hate her

[ferniliciousness]

Mythal groomed Solas.....

Hi and welcome to my ted talk.

[jam-d33r]

Homura

[bisexual-horror-fan]

To flustered Bex requires work, lemme tell ya, it all depends! So let's give it a shot, shall we?

Okay, hear me out, but what if Leslie had you in such a position that you couldn't say no to? You're a terrible tease and you know just the right buttons to push, but half the fun is figuring out how he's going to react to your little stunts. You're both out in public, the sun is going down soon, and you're both walking around the neighborhood just enjoying the weather.

His hand would "accidentally" graze your thigh when he'd pretend to be interested in a view of the lake, but you knew he was slowly testing you back. When you turn back around to face him, he's already staring you down and he gestures to a building in the center of the park. You eagerly make your way there, but before you coho walk through the door, Leslie yanks you back by your wrist, his face stern, but his voice was wound.

"Answer me truthfully, kitten, how soaked are you right now? Because I bet, just by lookin' at you, you're throbbing."

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HOPE IT WORKED?!

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“Hope it worked-” she says. HOPE, she mother fuckin’ says! How fucking DARE you?! Honestly! How fucking dare you come into my fucking askbox and do all of THIS?!

So for anyone looking for pointers on how to fluster me it’s like Tina gave you the fucking cheat sheet right here! Leslie Vernon? Check. Semi-public stuff? Check. Dirty talk? Check. The fucking nickname ‘kitten’? BIG FUCKING CHECK! The teasing and the just all of it fucking my GOD it is unfair how badly Tina has me pegged.

100%, Tina gets a 100%. I hath been flustered and you all get to see it. 

Legit tho you know that for some reason Leslie gets to me the worst out of anyone, pulling him out is dirty and you really came for me by doing that shit. 

[iamsherlockedondoctorwho]

you can always tell when i’m catching up on more supernatural because my blog suddenly has 4-5 more posts about how much i hate mary winchester on it.

[finn-ray-nal-beads]

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[xlikeeverybodyelse]

Ya’ll With Connie Britton [via ColbertsLateShow instagram story]

[valorcorrupt]

Everyone: Why are you alive?!

Inara: what if my Archdemon was just a piece of shit. just a failure fuckup of an Archdemon. what then